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[LOAN] Looking for a 3bil loan

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Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-06-21 09:15:23 UTC
Hello I am very short on isk and need a few bil to order some stuff. I am buying a lot of plex soon so i can pay back pretty fast if needed. Willing to accepted any interest terms you wish to have and payback methods of your choice! Please help me out!
Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
#2 - 2014-06-21 09:24:16 UTC
Cavalira
Habemus
#3 - 2014-06-21 09:25:25 UTC
Hah! You're dumber than I thought. Goddamn.
Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-06-21 09:26:24 UTC
Awkward Sanchez wrote:
Hey Catpiss.
Got collateral?


I'm sorry, who is catpiss?
flakeys
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-06-21 09:28:21 UTC
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
Awkward Sanchez wrote:
Hey Catpiss.
Got collateral?


I'm sorry, who is catpiss?



Depending on your views it is your main character or your alt.Maybe you can enlighten us?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-06-21 09:32:09 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
Awkward Sanchez wrote:
Hey Catpiss.
Got collateral?


I'm sorry, who is catpiss?



Depending on your views it is your main character or your alt.Maybe you can enlighten us?


i dont know who catpiss is other than a former member of BNI. i am not an alt of whoever that is and he is certainly not my main.
Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-06-21 09:43:51 UTC
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan
Korgan Medel
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2014-06-21 09:54:06 UTC
Multiple use of the word "Guys" between this and the other thread makes me think you're the same Bro......

Let me guess any collateral? a gila and vexor navy issue? I will loan you 350 mil against the two.
flakeys
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-06-21 09:54:41 UTC
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan



Sure , i assume you do have 125 % as collateral.So throw me that on a contract in jita and i'll accept it once home for a 5% interest rate a month.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-06-21 10:02:00 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan



Sure , i assume you do have 125 % as collateral.So throw me that on a contract in jita and i'll accept it once home for a 5% interest rate a month.


i have no collaterol sorry
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#11 - 2014-06-21 10:04:48 UTC
Hello Hisashi Sumoku,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in highsec. Though I have not met with you before but I believe, one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

There is this amount of FIFTEEN Billion Interstellar Kredits which my Father bought dreadnoughts with which he wanted to used for his political ambition in our Nullsec before he was kidnapped and killed by unknown gun men. Hence my father and mother is dead, I do not have any other hope rather than this funds which is why I contacted you.

Now I have decided to invest these money in highsec or any where safe enough outside Nullsec for security and political reasons. I only give all praises to God who made every thing to be like this, my father is gone, I can count you as my father if you wish to be a Daddy to me.

Hence this investment shall be made in your company upon your withdrawal of the consignment, I do not have money to work on this and will biomass and die if I cannot secure my late father's treasure which he got for his family.

I want you to help us claim and receive the consignment which will be sent to you through diplomatic means to your address to avoid any traces of the ships and to enable you plan for the investment in Highsec.

I will like to invest part of the money into these three investment in Highsec but, if there is any other business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice.

1). POCOs
2). The transport industry
3). POSs

If you can be of an assistance to me, I will be pleased to offer to you 20% Of the total fund while the balance will be invested by you. I need your understanding and honesty to this project, I assure you to always be your brother.

I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,

Miss Ria Nieyli
Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-06-21 10:07:19 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Hello Hisashi Sumoku,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in highsec. Though I have not met with you before but I believe, one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life.

There is this amount of FIFTEEN Billion Interstellar Kredits which my Father bought dreadnoughts with which he wanted to used for his political ambition in our Nullsec before he was kidnapped and killed by unknown gun men. Hence my father and mother is dead, I do not have any other hope rather than this funds which is why I contacted you.

Now I have decided to invest these money in highsec or any where safe enough outside Nullsec for security and political reasons. I only give all praises to God who made every thing to be like this, my father is gone, I can count you as my father if you wish to be a Daddy to me.

Hence this investment shall be made in your company upon your withdrawal of the consignment, I do not have money to work on this and will biomass and die if I cannot secure my late father's treasure which he got for his family.

I want you to help us claim and receive the consignment which will be sent to you through diplomatic means to your address to avoid any traces of the ships and to enable you plan for the investment in Highsec.

I will like to invest part of the money into these three investment in Highsec but, if there is any other business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice.

1). POCOs
2). The transport industry
3). POSs

If you can be of an assistance to me, I will be pleased to offer to you 20% Of the total fund while the balance will be invested by you. I need your understanding and honesty to this project, I assure you to always be your brother.

I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,

Miss Ria Nieyli


please stop crapping up my thread thanks
flakeys
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-06-21 10:09:43 UTC
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan



Sure , i assume you do have 125 % as collateral.So throw me that on a contract in jita and i'll accept it once home for a 5% interest rate a month.


i have no collaterol sorry



As much collateral as kills/losses while being in BNI for 10 days.So what DO you use this alt for besides asking for a loan?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-06-21 10:12:29 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan



Sure , i assume you do have 125 % as collateral.So throw me that on a contract in jita and i'll accept it once home for a 5% interest rate a month.


i have no collaterol sorry



As much collateral as kills/losses while being in BNI for 10 days.So what DO you use this alt for besides asking for a loan?



i need the loan for my market alt so i can buy ships to fly
flakeys
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-06-21 10:25:48 UTC
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan



Sure , i assume you do have 125 % as collateral.So throw me that on a contract in jita and i'll accept it once home for a 5% interest rate a month.


i have no collaterol sorry



As much collateral as kills/losses while being in BNI for 10 days.So what DO you use this alt for besides asking for a loan?



i need the loan for my market alt so i can buy ships to fly


Because frigs are expensive i know.So who is your main because we are only talking about a market alt and a BNI alt here.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-06-21 10:30:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Hisashi Sumoku
this is my main

its training to be a tengu pilot so i need the isk to get that started
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#17 - 2014-06-21 11:17:38 UTC
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
sorry i really dont know why you guys are crapping up my thread, so if you could leave or provide serious inquiries only that would be great, thank you.

just looking for a loan



Sure , i assume you do have 125 % as collateral.So throw me that on a contract in jita and i'll accept it once home for a 5% interest rate a month.


i have no collaterol sorry



As much collateral as kills/losses while being in BNI for 10 days.So what DO you use this alt for besides asking for a loan?



i need the loan for my market alt so i can buy ships to fly


Aha! You've been caught out, you dastardly scoundrel.

Market alts don't need to fly ships!

Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-06-21 11:21:17 UTC
market alts buy the ships, derp
flakeys
Doomheim
#19 - 2014-06-21 11:47:15 UTC
Hisashi Sumoku wrote:
this is my main

its training to be a tengu pilot so i need the isk to get that started




I don't mind you thinking we are dumb in here but at a certain point it is starting to be offending ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Hisashi Sumoku
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-06-21 12:07:23 UTC
i have more colateral than i thought, 900mil total
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