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Is there a market for prostitutes?
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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#21 - 2014-06-14 09:39:31 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:

Hu?


Pimps dont like their whores sharing corners

Bad for business

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#22 - 2014-06-14 09:52:18 UTC
Totally sort of related to this.

A true classic.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#23 - 2014-06-14 09:53:18 UTC
JC Anderson wrote:
Totally sort of related to this.


Nope

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#24 - 2014-06-14 09:58:26 UTC  |  Edited by: JC Anderson
Ramona McCandless wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
Totally sort of related to this.


Nope


Morsus Mihi Audio Prostitution!

Who knows... Maybe that line accepts ISK instead of credit card. :P

There was an erotic site ages ago that was Eve themed and had a corp in-game that ran it. People were able to pay for their site subscription monthly with ISK. Can't for the life of me remember what the site was called though.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#25 - 2014-06-14 10:00:37 UTC
JC Anderson wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
Totally sort of related to this.


Nope


Audio Prostitution!

Who knows... Maybe that line accepts ISK instead of credit card. :P

what the hell

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#26 - 2014-06-14 10:01:46 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
Totally sort of related to this.


Nope


Audio Prostitution!

Who knows... Maybe that line accepts ISK instead of credit card. :P

what the hell


Best part is when he has everybody on teamspeak say hello. ;)
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#27 - 2014-06-14 10:05:17 UTC
I do the same when I prank-call Childline

"Im wasting your time"

"No you arent we are here to listen"

"No but really, I am"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#28 - 2014-06-14 10:08:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Sibyyl wrote:
What do you do with them once you buy them?

Serious question.


I keep them. Together with whole Caldari light marines battalion. Serious answer.

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Solecist Project
#29 - 2014-06-14 10:09:39 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
I do the same when I prank-call Childline

"Im wasting your time"

"No you arent we are here to listen"

"No but really, I am"
You monster.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#30 - 2014-06-14 10:45:22 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
I do the same when I prank-call Childline

"Im wasting your time"

"No you arent we are here to listen"

"No but really, I am"
You monster.


Thank youBig smile

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#31 - 2014-06-14 11:20:41 UTC
There has been a market for prostitutes going back thousands of years in mankinds history. This is a fact in life, even in this RL day and age the sex industry thrives in basically every country in the world.

EVE is no different, there are prostitutes available in-game, people will buy them. Now if only there were a way to "rent" the ones people own so that they could fulfil their actual purpose as prostitutes rather than basically just being a slave....
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#32 - 2014-06-14 11:23:45 UTC
Xylem Viliana wrote:
There has been a market for prostitutes going back thousands of years in mankinds history. This is a fact in life, even in this RL day and age the sex industry thrives in basically every country in the world.

EVE is no different, there are prostitutes available in-game, people will buy them. Now if only there were a way to "rent" the ones people own so that they could fulfil their actual purpose as prostitutes rather than basically just being a slave....


Are you talking about people or an icon?

Because the icon doesnt do anything

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-06-14 11:28:37 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Rankan wrote:
we have drugs...er boosters.

so make prostitutes give a random effect similar to the various boosters.

of course the effects choices would have to be either positive or negative depending on whether or not the prostitute has had all their shots, if you know what I mean.

How about an increase of their "thrust" ... or maybe a longer "optimal range" ?
A "rate of fire" bonus would seem fitting too!

So many possibilities...


Or rather, it makes your ship claim your range is longer than it actually is "No, really, it is 12km.."
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#34 - 2014-06-14 11:59:39 UTC
I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :(
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#35 - 2014-06-14 12:02:20 UTC
JC Anderson wrote:
I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :(


Thats dead babies you are thinking of

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Gallente Citizen 799285168
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2014-06-14 12:23:50 UTC
JC Anderson wrote:
Totally sort of related to this.


A true classic.

WTF
Gallente Citizen 799285168
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2014-06-14 12:29:33 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :(


Thats dead babies you are thinking of

Are you a dwarf fortress player too?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile
Lido Seahawk
Rise Of Exiles
Brave Collective
#38 - 2014-06-14 13:03:07 UTC
Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them. Twisted

May I have your stuff?
Gallente Citizen 799285168
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2014-06-14 13:04:12 UTC
Lido Seahawk wrote:
Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them. Twisted

Ah, 200k is nothing. you cant even buy a frig. But to prevent that from happening, i just buy them fast at a low price, sell them fast at a higher price.Lol
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#40 - 2014-06-14 13:04:22 UTC
Gallente Citizen 799285168 wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
JC Anderson wrote:
I wish they would let us use them as ammunition. :(


Thats dead babies you are thinking of

Are you a dwarf fortress player too?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.0Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile


No

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann