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What would be your dream RL job?
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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#21 - 2014-06-13 19:01:20 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
I always wanted to be a bush pilot.
Just look at this sexy airplane.. It'd be bushes and airplanes and canned beer all day long.


ZIMMEH \o/

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2014-06-13 19:14:22 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
I always wanted to be a bush pilot.
Just look at this sexy airplane.. It'd be bushes and airplanes and canned beer all day long.


ZIMMEH \o/



*glomp*

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#23 - 2014-06-13 19:18:14 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Internet forum moderator.


I hear Blizzard is hiring...Roll


Might as well try. My application for the SC forum mod job was denied. No clue why. Something about background check something. Maybe If I got a letter of recommendation from LackOfFaith or Ezwal... man, I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

My only question about Blizzard is.. do I have to play WoW in order to get the job? Because frankly, there are just some things im not willing to do for the sake of internet employment.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#24 - 2014-06-13 19:26:18 UTC
I still wanna be a Dinosaurs when I grow up.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#25 - 2014-06-13 19:30:25 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Aspalis wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Internet forum moderator.


I hear Blizzard is hiring...Roll


Might as well try. My application for the SC forum mod job was denied. No clue why. Something about background check something. Maybe If I got a letter of recommendation from LackOfFaith or Ezwal... man, I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

My only question about Blizzard is.. do I have to play WoW in order to get the job? Because frankly, there are just some things im not willing to do for the sake of internet employment.


Ahh come on. Even the ISD guys admire some good quality trolling. Shouldn't be a problem getting a letter of recommendation from them. In worst case scenario they will make something up to get rid of you.

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Dorian Tormak
RBON United
#26 - 2014-06-13 19:54:09 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
A judge or a corrupt politician.

Isn't "corrupt politician" redundant? :p

Holy Satanic Christ! This is a Goddamn Signature!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#27 - 2014-06-13 21:00:40 UTC
Dorian Tormak wrote:
Aspalis wrote:
A judge or a corrupt politician.

Isn't "corrupt politician" redundant? :p

To warrant the prefix you have to get caught and/or be several orders of magnitude more corrupt than your peers,
but yes, under normal circumstances it's somewhat redundant.

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Big Lynx
#28 - 2014-06-13 21:16:27 UTC
Formula One Driver
Doreen Kaundur
#29 - 2014-06-14 22:21:48 UTC
EVE game Dev.

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Sebastian N Cain
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2014-06-15 00:51:21 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
EVE game Dev.

So you need more pssshhhh in your life?Cool

I got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-06-15 00:59:18 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
EVE game Dev.

If you're serious about it, you should try for it..

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#32 - 2014-06-15 01:27:08 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Information analyst and/or professional political/social commentator.

Failing these things... a judge.

I have things to say DAMMIT!!!!

How did you Veterans start?
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#33 - 2014-06-15 19:06:06 UTC
I'm living it, and I'm thankful and lucky to have the freedom to. some would say I earned it, but the truth is: at the time, that was my dream job too.

I think I live a charmed life.

also: selfishness is not as evil as it's made out to be.

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#34 - 2014-06-15 19:47:58 UTC
QA in a matress factory.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#35 - 2014-06-15 20:00:11 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
QA in a matress factory.


oh, really? Big smile

and how is such a thing tested and assured? hmmm lol. i am genuinely curious! Blink
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#36 - 2014-06-15 20:14:35 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
QA in a matress factory.


oh, really? Big smile

and how is such a thing tested and assured? hmmm lol. i am genuinely curious! Blink

Slowly and quietly.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2014-06-15 20:33:56 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
QA in a matress factory.


oh, really? Big smile

and how is such a thing tested and assured? hmmm lol. i am genuinely curious! Blink

Slowly and quietly.

I would think vigorously with lots of screaming..

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#38 - 2014-06-15 21:05:05 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Ria Nieyli wrote:
QA in a matress factory.


oh, really? Big smile

and how is such a thing tested and assured? hmmm lol. i am genuinely curious! Blink

Slowly and quietly.

I would think vigorously with lots of screaming..

thats headboards and bed posts Blink

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#39 - 2014-06-15 21:33:46 UTC
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#40 - 2014-06-15 21:36:16 UTC
Jackpot Lottery Winner. That's a Job Right?

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
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