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Takanuro
Eve Faction Trade Exchange
#1 - 2014-06-12 11:37:31 UTC
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos
11.06.2014 16:06
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Thursday, June 12th, 2014


Was it cancelled? I can't find a dev post or news article about it?

Yes, we're going to die, but you're coming with us!
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2014-06-12 11:52:31 UTC
I love it when a patch that was supposed to fix an issue gets pushed back and then doesn't work anyway so then CCP had to make another patch to fix that same issue, which takes several more days, and that patch also has to be pushed back.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2014-06-12 15:54:01 UTC
The patch to fix the fix of the issue that was patched was pushed back due to the patch itself requiring a fix for its patch's fix of the hotfix for the patch of the expansion which patched the last fix.




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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#4 - 2014-06-12 16:01:33 UTC
The patch is a lie, and it stole the cake.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2014-06-12 16:05:48 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
The patch is a lie, and it stole the cake.



So therefore the patches are made of cake?

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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#6 - 2014-06-12 16:06:53 UTC
Mhhhh Cake..

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#7 - 2014-06-12 17:30:53 UTC
Takanuro wrote:
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos
11.06.2014 16:06
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Thursday, June 12th, 2014


Was it cancelled? I can't find a dev post or news article about it?

Check again.
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Friday, June 13th, 2014
Erin Crawford
#8 - 2014-06-12 17:32:42 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The patch to fix the fix of the issue that was patched was pushed back due to the patch itself requiring a fix for its patch's fix of the hot fix for the patch of the expansion which patched the last fix.

lol.

patch patch fix patch hotfix patch fix fatch pix phix fiatch phatsch flatch passstch PSSSHHH! Twisted

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2014-06-12 17:33:48 UTC
Tau Cabalander wrote:
Takanuro wrote:
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos
11.06.2014 16:06
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Thursday, June 12th, 2014


Was it cancelled? I can't find a dev post or news article about it?

Check again.
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Friday, June 13th, 2014


So... Thursdays are also a lie, and based off this information, we can assume that Thursdays are also made of cake.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-06-12 17:37:00 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Tau Cabalander wrote:
Takanuro wrote:
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos
11.06.2014 16:06
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Thursday, June 12th, 2014


Was it cancelled? I can't find a dev post or news article about it?

Check again.
Quote:
Patch notes for Kronos 1.2
To be released on Friday, June 13th, 2014


So... Thursdays are also a lie, and based off this information, we can assume that Thursdays are also made of cake.


The cake is a lie. Also, I'm pretty sure the pie is acting a bit shady.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Erin Crawford
#11 - 2014-06-12 17:38:24 UTC
then again... it is Friday the 13th!
Might turn out to be the best patch ever!

"Those who talk don’t know. Those who know don’t talk. "
Doreen Kaundur
#12 - 2014-06-12 17:45:57 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The patch to fix the fix of the issue that was patched was pushed back due to the patch itself requiring a fix for its patch's fix of the hotfix for the patch of the expansion which patched the last fix.



My head just sploded...thanks. Cry

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2014-06-12 17:48:15 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
My head just sploded...thanks. Cry


Ah, sorry about that, but do it again, this time make it more.... psssssshhhh.

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In-Game Tools Please
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-06-12 17:52:00 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The patch to fix the fix of the issue that was patched was pushed back due to the patch itself requiring a fix for its patch's fix of the hotfix for the patch of the expansion which patched the last fix.





This post needs to be patched.

Or we at least need a workaround in the meanwhile...
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-06-12 18:45:11 UTC
Obviously the patch is waiting for an OS that is awesome enough to handle it. Or it didn't have enough *Pssshhhh".

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2014-06-12 19:12:41 UTC
In-Game Tools Please wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The patch to fix the fix of the issue that was patched was pushed back due to the patch itself requiring a fix for its patch's fix of the hotfix for the patch of the expansion which patched the last fix.

This post needs to be patched.

Or we at least need a workaround in the meanwhile...


On it.

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
**** is broke, this **** will fix it assuming that it doesn't break **** further.


Notes for Unsuccessful at Everything quote v1.1:

-Reduced redundant words
-Strategically placed asterisks
-added 37% more pssssshhhhh.

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-06-12 19:18:59 UTC
Have you seen any rainbow colors or recurrences of black cats or upside down ships in warp? This usually means there's a patch, and that something has secretly been changed by an agency outside your control..

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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#18 - 2014-06-12 20:50:05 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I love it when a patch that was supposed to fix an issue gets pushed back and then doesn't work anyway so then CCP had to make another patch to fix that same issue, which takes several more days, and that patch also has to be pushed back.


Can't wait to see what happens with this six week release schedule. Have a feeling there might be a few hiccups along the way.
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2014-06-13 00:02:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Hasikan Miallok
Who told you about the fix ?
There is no fix.

Patches are merely extra content for the better pleasure and enjoyment of the game.

If alleged problems seem to disappear when a patch is distributed it is mere coincidence and/or the work of commo/hippy/greenies.
SmokinMoses
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-06-13 00:15:15 UTC
Erin Crawford wrote:
then again... it is Friday the 13th!
Might turn out to be the best patch ever!


boot.ini \o/
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