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Shiny Heads in Here

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Pix Severus
Empty You
#1 - 2014-06-09 01:13:44 UTC
I've seen a few hairless heads around the forum tonight, so I feel the time is right to ask these important EVE-related questions:

Which EVE player has the shiniest head?

Hairless or hairy, which do you look for in a capsuleer?

To my hair-impaired chums, how do you keep your scalps sparkling?

Bald-brethren, assemble!

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2014-06-09 01:16:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
My Secret
my minmatar.
Because their worthess.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#3 - 2014-06-09 01:17:06 UTC
Some chrome plating usually helps with the sparkling.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#4 - 2014-06-09 01:26:46 UTC
Nanite Hair-Removal paste. Has great uses for the lady friend. Blink

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 

Pix Severus
Empty You
#5 - 2014-06-09 01:41:32 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Some chrome plating usually helps with the sparkling.


As long as you don't go full robocop I can see that doing the trick.

Kijo Rikki wrote:
Nanite Hair-Removal paste. Has great uses for the lady friend. Blink


Will have to try this.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
My Secret
my minmatar.
Because their worthess.


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Profeesor DMccleary
Doomheim
#6 - 2014-06-09 02:16:48 UTC
How about my chrome dome??? LOL!!
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-06-09 02:23:09 UTC
... and suddenly there's a market for toupees in the New Eden Store ... CCP is missing the microtransaction deal of the 2nd decade here... Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-06-09 02:48:02 UTC
Me

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Pix Severus
Empty You
#9 - 2014-06-09 03:18:32 UTC
Profeesor DMccleary wrote:
How about my chrome dome??? LOL!!


Just the right amount of metal.

Felicity Love wrote:
... and suddenly there's a market for toupees in the New Eden Store ... CCP is missing the microtransaction deal of the 2nd decade here... Blink


A toupe could be useful for going incognito, but it should never be a permanent lifestyle choice.

Sibyyl wrote:


Your avatar is far more attractive with no hair, you should keep it that way. If I can't see my reflection in a girl's head, I just can't "get it up", if you know what I mean.

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Brink Albosa
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-06-09 04:19:38 UTC
I use Tribal Head Wax
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-06-09 04:33:44 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Some chrome plating usually helps with the sparkling.

don't think we can't see your fuzz patch
eFart
kiddos corect flight
#12 - 2014-06-09 04:44:24 UTC
Profeesor DMccleary wrote:
How about my chrome dome??? LOL!!


your look like this dude who they flu in at the fanfest with the apoc and then he hung from the sealing and then joined the fight who was there last man
Garnt TheBrobarian
Whole Squid
#13 - 2014-06-09 05:36:11 UTC
Explosions are great for removing unwanted hair and eyeballs.
Jim Era
#14 - 2014-06-09 06:14:32 UTC
posting in a bald thread

Wat™

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#15 - 2014-06-09 07:03:51 UTC
Thread like these make me love you guys, lol.

While not entirely bald...

I do like to maintain a close shave.

Big smileBlinkPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2014-06-09 07:11:28 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Hairless or hairy, which do you look for in a capsuleer?

Well .. its highly unorthadox but I suppose I could show you...

Wait a second - You meant the head?! Goddamnit.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2014-06-09 08:07:13 UTC
The funny thing is , irl, my hair comes down past my elbows.
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#18 - 2014-06-09 08:09:09 UTC
I think a few bulbs are out on my crapheap of a ship... so there is not so much to bounce off my head!!!!

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#19 - 2014-06-09 08:10:24 UTC
Brink Albosa wrote:
I use Tribal Head Wax

What a coincidence.
I use Tribal Head Waxers
Mildew Wolf
#20 - 2014-06-09 08:39:29 UTC
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