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What's your rl profession?

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Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Meta Reloaded
#61 - 2014-06-06 13:08:28 UTC
I'm a chemist, author, poet, engineer, athlete, physicist, mathematician, doctor, theatrical technician, actor, psychologist, and friend.

In other words, I'm a highschool student P

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#62 - 2014-06-06 13:14:58 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster? Shocked


I will find you and flay you alive.

And yes, that's my typical reply to someone who does something daft. I'm surprised HR hasn't been informed.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Dave Stark
#63 - 2014-06-06 13:21:11 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster? Shocked

you haven't lived until you've eaten pizza that has been put in to the empty gap in the server rack to keep warm.
Solecist Project
#64 - 2014-06-06 13:24:01 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
You mean to say the CD/DVD tray ISNT a drink coaster? Shocked

you haven't lived until you've eaten pizza that has been put in to the empty gap in the server rack to keep warm.

Hmmm electrosmog pizza.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#65 - 2014-06-06 13:27:36 UTC
Formerly a Stonemason of excellent repute, nowadays a full time Carer and a part time Angling Guide.


If I could do things a tad different I would of liked to have gone back to "school" over the last decade or so and spent some time learning about computers and the understanding of, so many times I am completely stumped by a PC issue and then there are other times when I truly have no idea what some of the younger Peeps I know are talking about when they talk such tech.
Schooling in the 60`s and 70`s never quite prepared me for Eve :)

RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#66 - 2014-06-06 13:30:05 UTC
boilermaker/welder, specialize in wrought iron ,fences, spiral staircases, gates etc

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#67 - 2014-06-06 13:33:01 UTC
Night nurse in a coma ward

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Trin Javidan
Caymen Labs
#68 - 2014-06-06 13:38:01 UTC
Owner of the biggest soda company of india
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#69 - 2014-06-06 13:44:16 UTC
Eve is real... this IS my job. Blink
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2014-06-06 13:44:52 UTC
Day job is running several computerized manufacturing machines in a small metal fabrication shop. I also do in house IT work andCAD set up.

On the side I do freelance programming, graphic design, security testing, and I've been known to write a thing or two. As a hobby I play around with stocks and make crappy electronic music.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#71 - 2014-06-06 13:48:04 UTC
I guess I'm going to be the boring guy here. Sales & Customer Service for an Underground Utility company and general gopher for the boss. I do get to work from home, though....often I wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing, it has its pros and cons.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#72 - 2014-06-06 13:48:29 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
Yarda Black wrote:
Im a psychologist.

People rule!

But seriously; EVE is a great place for me :)


Im a misanthrope.

People suck!! Evil

Same. I realized this after owning a restaurant for 5 years... I wisely chose a less people oriented career after that. Now I no longer have to conceal my disdain for humanity in order to get paid.

*floor worker enters cubicle*
"Hey, can I ask for a favor man?"
*deadpan stares back*
"Yeah, umm... can you start paying me in cash? I don't trust the banks."
*still deadpan stares* "This would not have anything to do with the new child support claim i just got, right?"
"......."
"That would be 5 now, right?"
"............."
"Sorry, but i cannot help you. Might i suggest being more careful?"
"*******, you can't talk to me like that! I'll file a complaint."
*point to the cubicle next to me* "HR is there. Good luck."

(NOTE: HR is a single mother whose husband ran out on her)

How did you Veterans start?
Vipre Morte
Team JK
#73 - 2014-06-06 14:09:06 UTC
IT Security Administrator for a utility company in the U.S.

This is poor OPSEC.
Anslo
Scope Works
#74 - 2014-06-06 14:18:49 UTC
Clinical Research

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Bayonnefrog
Blueprint Mania
#75 - 2014-06-06 14:19:07 UTC
Accountant, CPA.
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#76 - 2014-06-06 14:20:18 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
(NOTE: HR is a single mother whose husband ran out on her)


Did he came back to you with a complaint against her? Lol

My daddy run away too. Some day I will get filthy rich and I will get into that sikret circle that organizes hunting for a ultimate game. And I will give them his address on the back of big fat check for "appliances" Twisted

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Mistah Ewedynao
Ice Axe Psycho Killers
#77 - 2014-06-06 14:29:13 UTC
Full time caregiver for my 90 yr old Mom, pay is non-existant and can't really participate in any group activities in Eve or IRL because she comes first.

Still the most rewarding thing I've ever done. "They" gave her 2 weeks to live when I got here over 18 months ago, so I guess I am doing ok.

Prior to saving my Mom from a nursing home I was a merchant marine Captain.

Nerf Goons

Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#78 - 2014-06-06 14:32:42 UTC
I'm a surgical technologist.
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#79 - 2014-06-06 14:32:51 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.


He's dead Jim :(



I myself am an entrepreneur, inventor, author, engineer, business owner, and truck driver any given day of the week. I'm not rich, but I work for myself and nobody else.

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#80 - 2014-06-06 14:34:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
Physicist. Although currently studying for an MPhys in Astrophysics.

Hoping to have this open doors abroad, the field is dead in the UK unless you want to teach. X

Get to spend three months in Svalbard in a few months. Makes for a happy me... Big smile

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."