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How many beers would it take?
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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#1 - 2014-06-06 08:53:51 UTC
The beer scale is a common measure of attractiveness where I am from. Crude, but generally also accurate.

If you aren't into beer, any other alcoholic beverage can be substituted instead.

So, how many drinks would you need to consume to end up in a one night stand with the Avatar above you?
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#2 - 2014-06-06 11:23:50 UTC
If I drank that much I'd die Straight
it's not you, just the whole male thing goin on there... can you wear a dress?
nah that wont work... eh
So what, about 3 cases really fast? Lol
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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#3 - 2014-06-06 11:28:36 UTC
I would need to drink this beer infinitely. P

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jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#4 - 2014-06-06 12:12:21 UTC
there isn't enough beer on the planet ....unfortunately
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#5 - 2014-06-06 12:26:30 UTC
Well clearly none of the female characters in this game drink.

Some strange man love going on instead.

Ah well, if I keep my eyes closed and drink a carton of beer, it might be possible on a dark night... ...just maybe.

So on the beer scale, I guess that makes you a 24.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#6 - 2014-06-06 13:05:23 UTC
Never would happen bro. I don't roll that way. Blink

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7 - 2014-06-06 13:08:51 UTC
Ok, well on the beer scale, you're a -24.

It wouldn't take any for me to try to hook up with you, so I'd try to get you to drink 24 beers to make me seem more attractive. Beer is a great equaliser.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-06-06 13:09:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
Damn you sniped me!

I'd be dead before i got there.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#9 - 2014-06-06 13:16:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Random McNally
One or two, but thats only because Gray would never lower the field of Fabulous.

So, moot argument.

/bluff

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#10 - 2014-06-06 14:43:26 UTC
Random McNally wrote:
One or two, but thats only because Gray would never lower the field of Fabulous.

So, moot argument.

/bluff


In this particular case it would be mead...and I am a lightweight generally speaking...however, I don't think Mrs. Random would approve.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11 - 2014-06-06 14:46:52 UTC
I don't think this would require any. Bear

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#12 - 2014-06-06 14:54:36 UTC
No beer. But maybe a little piece of cake

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Anslo
Scope Works
#13 - 2014-06-06 15:36:22 UTC
No beer. Wouldn't risk it. She'd wake up the next day and gank me. Mizhir be scurry.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-06-06 15:38:04 UTC
1 bottle to knock him out, so i can steal Miz. Pirate

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Anslo
Scope Works
#15 - 2014-06-06 15:38:29 UTC
fak u

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Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#16 - 2014-06-06 15:51:00 UTC
I'll need one fruit cocktail to hit that.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Rin Valador
Professional Amateurs
#17 - 2014-06-06 19:50:06 UTC
I have a thing for baldys but i'll take a shot of something if that's excuse enough to get this thing started!

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Markku Laaksonen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-06-06 20:36:37 UTC
2

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Marsha Mallow
#19 - 2014-06-06 20:47:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Marsha Mallow
Beers required: none. Partly because I'm a bit of an animal, mainly because no shame.

I don't need alcohol to pull (not because I'm amazing or anything, but, bewbs). Removing contact lenses on nights out opens up a whole new world. Plus you get an excuse to lean in to 'lip read'. Works well with good cleavage.

Although it's not nice waking up in a house with a large family if you did loud shrieking the night before. I still have no shame asking for a full brekkie (no contacts, can't see their outraged faces, win).

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-06-07 05:22:12 UTC
Wouldn't take any beers for Marsha, but I have a feeling the two of us would have quite a few to get rowdy and disagreeable in public.

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