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Avenge me bros!

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Togden Penor
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-06-05 23:14:35 UTC
Hi all, I'm a noob and another player who is a noob also, placed a bounty of 20 mil on me.

I put a bounty of 100k on him because he apropriated some of my items, i asked him to join but it looks he joined just to receive items and then he left.
Someone else put more and more bounty on him, dont know who, I did only 100k.

I am here to ask you senior players of EVE to bounty this guy for me, any bounty, 100k, 1m, 10m.. 20 is too much in EVE for older platyers?

Please place bounty on him, help me get my revenge.

Boosh Oriki
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Boosh%20Oriki
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2014-06-05 23:31:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Welcome to eve.

Lesson 1: Bounties are pointless

Lesson 2: Dont post about being bountied as now you will incur even more bounties.

Lesson 3: Bounty removal of 20mil
Step 1- get in a T1 indy
Step 2- pack 400mil worth of items in it an autopilot from Hek to Jita
Step 3- I will take care of the rest Twisted

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Shederov Blood
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#3 - 2014-06-05 23:56:04 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Bounties are pointless
Lies!


Can someone put a bounty on Togden Penor for me? I can't do it from the forum. Sad

Who put the goat in there?

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#4 - 2014-06-06 00:04:12 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Bounties are pointless
Lies!


Can someone put a bounty on Togden Penor for me? I can't do it from the forum. Sad


Forum camping is even worse than station spinning, amirite? Cool

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-06-06 00:07:18 UTC
Cephelange du'Krevviq wrote:
Shederov Blood wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Bounties are pointless
Lies!


Can someone put a bounty on Togden Penor for me? I can't do it from the forum. Sad


Forum camping is even worse than station spinning, amirite? Cool


Yes and that's why I am terrible.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-06-06 00:19:53 UTC
Togden Penor wrote:
Hi all, I'm a noob and another player who is a noob also, placed a bounty of 20 mil on me.

I put a bounty of 100k on him because he apropriated some of my items, i asked him to join but it looks he joined just to receive items and then he left.
Someone else put more and more bounty on him, dont know who, I did only 100k.

I am here to ask you senior players of EVE to bounty this guy for me, any bounty, 100k, 1m, 10m.. 20 is too much in EVE for older platyers?

Please place bounty on him, help me get my revenge.

Boosh Oriki
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Boosh%20Oriki


Instructions were unclear. I will be accidentally putting a bounty on Togden. Oops. Sorry in advance for the miscommunication.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2014-06-06 01:00:25 UTC
+1 for a bounty button on the forums, also report post should have an option to report to ISD, or Cannibal Kane.

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#8 - 2014-06-06 03:02:04 UTC
Call Riptard. He can help you.....
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#9 - 2014-06-06 05:19:55 UTC
Boy, I see you going far in eve.

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Leto Thule
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Caldari State
#10 - 2014-06-06 05:54:27 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
+1 for a bounty button on the forums, also report post should have an option to report to ISD, or Cannibal Kane.


How about a button to wardec the ISD? Or even better, a button to have Kane warded the ISD.

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Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2014-06-06 06:51:31 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
+1 for a bounty button on the forums, also report post should have an option to report to ISD, or Cannibal Kane.


How about a button to wardec the ISD? Or even better, a button to have Kane warded the ISD.


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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-06-06 17:21:37 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Ok, I admit, this thread made me smile. OP, you made a classic new player mistake in thinking that bounties matter in any ways shape or form. They don't. That 20 mill was chump change for the other player, and was put on you to troll you because he thought you would care. Many of us actually treat bounties as something of a high score list, and bounty people as a sign of respect. If you actually want this guy blown up, contact me in game.

EDIT: Yes I realize there's a high chance that I'm getting trolled here and that the OP is an alt of Boosh Oriki.

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#13 - 2014-06-06 17:43:41 UTC
Togden Penor wrote:
Hi all, I'm a noob and another player who is a noob also, placed a bounty of 20 mil on me.

I put a bounty of 100k on him because he apropriated some of my items, i asked him to join but it looks he joined just to receive items and then he left.
Someone else put more and more bounty on him, dont know who, I did only 100k.

I am here to ask you senior players of EVE to bounty this guy for me, any bounty, 100k, 1m, 10m.. 20 is too much in EVE for older platyers?

Please place bounty on him, help me get my revenge.

Boosh Oriki
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Boosh%20Oriki



Wrong forum for this man....in reality this forum should be called "Crime in Progress" rather than "Crime & Punishment" but thems the breaks.

FYI, you've probably been added to like twelve contact lists. you've been warned.
Isabela Valentine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-06-06 23:23:16 UTC
Bounties tend to be placed on you by angry carebears that have just died. I personally welcome them since it's usually followed by their tears.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#15 - 2014-06-07 11:23:26 UTC
Wow, OP I can totally empathize. Sad

I recently became estranged from my sister. Ever since then she's been harassing me constantly, telling me I look fat, banging my ex-boyfriends, and even leaving me stuck in strange wormholes like tonight.

But the tears didn't begin until she .... she ..... she started bountying me .... CryCryCryCry

Bros, sistas, avenge me!

Please help this sibling-abuse end and show her that you can't just go putting bounties on people. It's just so wrong. Please bounty Dani Dusette for me, I don't have the money and am a space poor. Halp.

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Dani Dusette
Division 13
#16 - 2014-06-07 11:26:12 UTC
What an absolute crock of ****. X

The actual truth is pretty much the complete opposite of what Erica said. She is a lying, deceitful little cow and should be bountied just for posting this garbage on the forums. I've never been so upset and ashamed in my life to call someone my sister.

What slander.

Avenge me bros and sisters, bounty up this mother for me. I can't because I'm a space poor (it's the only honest thing she said) too.


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Moonlit Marshmallow
No Therapy
#17 - 2014-06-07 12:01:08 UTC
naked mud wrestle sounds like the only viable solution for the tension between you 2, Video

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Isabela Valentine
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Caldari State
#18 - 2014-06-07 14:23:06 UTC
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
naked mud wrestle sounds like the only viable solution for the tension between you 2, Video


*Spoiler Alert*

The Dusette "sisters" are 1 dude. Enjoy your video Smile
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#19 - 2014-06-07 14:51:11 UTC
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
naked mud wrestle sounds like the only viable solution for the tension between you 2, Video

That wouldn't be real viable. Dani would kick Erica's ass imo.

Isabela Valentine wrote:
*Spoiler Alert*

The Dusette "sisters" are 1 dude. Enjoy your video Smile

Wow, you have no imagination - and a very mediocre avatar!

Also, good thing I'm not a Dusette sister.

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Catalytic morphisis
Moonlit Marshmallow
No Therapy
#20 - 2014-06-07 15:28:48 UTC
Isabela Valentine wrote:
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
naked mud wrestle sounds like the only viable solution for the tension between you 2, Video


*Spoiler Alert*

The Dusette "sisters" are 1 dude. Enjoy your video Smile


I was hoping for this to be honest, Watching a middle aged man roll around in the mud naked is pretty ******* hilarious!

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