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US Secret Service is seeking a sarcasm detector
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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-06-07 14:58:50 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Graygor wrote:
This is going to go nuts with British people...

They may need a non-sarcasm detector in this case. The "the words actually meant what they said" detector. They might need a separate bid and five years development time for that Stage Two project.


I apologise for nothing, as I'm British!

oh for ****'s sake, there's a better way to solve this: Hire some brits.

there, sarcasm and "the words actually meant what they said" detectors created.

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[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-06-07 19:18:18 UTC
I can detect sarcasm pretty well and I have a keen understanding of how it works. I am broke and looking for work. I am a US citizen.

But I refuse to submit my qualifications to the US Government because I know they will use my talent for hurting people. I hope those of you who are brilliant enough to understand why the US Government has difficulty with sarcasm can also realize why we need to keep it that way.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-06-09 15:20:01 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Graygor wrote:
This is going to go nuts with British people...

They may need a non-sarcasm detector in this case. The "the words actually meant what they said" detector. They might need a separate bid and five years development time for that Stage Two project.


I apologise for nothing, as I'm British!

oh for ****'s sake, there's a better way to solve this: Hire some brits.

there, sarcasm and "the words actually meant what they said" detectors created.


They dont trust us enough. They're worried this might happen.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Da'iel Zehn
Evil Frosty's Premium Liqours and Fine Wines
#24 - 2014-06-09 18:18:59 UTC
A government by, of, and for the people where liberty is supreme has no business monitoring anything.

Roll
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2014-06-09 19:31:53 UTC
Da'iel Zehn wrote:
A government by, of, and for the people where liberty is supreme has no business monitoring anything.

Roll
Except the government buildings where our servants work. They should be monitored.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2014-06-09 20:21:53 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Graygor wrote:
This is going to go nuts with British people...

They may need a non-sarcasm detector in this case. The "the words actually meant what they said" detector. They might need a separate bid and five years development time for that Stage Two project.


I apologise for nothing, as I'm British!

oh for ****'s sake, there's a better way to solve this: Hire some brits.

there, sarcasm and "the words actually meant what they said" detectors created.


They dont trust us enough. They're worried this might happen.

those bloody colonials....

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
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