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Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#141 - 2014-06-07 22:03:22 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
You like them?

I waxed them. Big smile

Oh? Less than a month since the last new clone?

But I guess a super model can be nothing short of perfect.


Hope that didn't sting too much!

From now on, I'll remember to pack some body lotion next to the nanite repair paste, just in case.

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#142 - 2014-06-08 09:40:21 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
You like them?

I waxed them. Big smile

Oh? Less than a month since the last new clone?

But I guess a super model can be nothing short of perfect.


Hope that didn't sting too much!

From now on, I'll remember to pack some body lotion next to the nanite repair paste, just in case.

Haven't you shaved yourself this month Sir?

Oh that whole thing with Hard Knocks welping us that day, yes I remember that.

I made the fatal error of trying to burn for the edge of the bubble you see when the order was given to pull out. My little assistant Candi was much smarter and burned for the wormhole - jumping through to relative safety in her pod while I died a fiery death on the bubble's edge. Oh well, you live (or die rather) and learn.

But no, it didn't really hurt, it happened all too quick anyway. Much like Candi's wax technique. She gets all the crappy jobs because she excels at them, waxing being no different. A full leg treatment and bikini line tidy-up is always a swift and painless procedure with Candi, she really has those wrist movements down to an art form.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#143 - 2014-06-08 20:31:00 UTC
Candi LeMew, the nifty chick you deserve!

Looks like you girls are having a blast in wspace with all that mew mew and pew pew. I'll most certainly jump in as soon as I can fly a proper ship into your hole.


And I'm old-style, i only shave my head.

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#144 - 2014-06-08 21:09:48 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Candi LeMew, the nifty chick you deserve!

Looks like you girls are having a blast in wspace with all that mew mew and pew pew. I'll most certainly jump in as soon as I can fly a proper ship into your hole.


And I'm old-style, i only shave my head.

Thanks! Oops

And wow, someone's been doing their homework!

Come on in anytime. Can never have enough people in wormholes, and the water in ours is always warm.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Ion Udan
Pulsar.
#145 - 2014-06-08 23:22:16 UTC
Seriously, what the **** is going on in this thread?!

So, glorious QEX brother steals potatoes from hisec.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#146 - 2014-06-09 01:53:32 UTC
Ion Udan wrote:
Seriously, what the **** is going on in this thread?!

There are so many ways I would love to answer this.

But you're a nice guy, and I don't want to give Sith anymore headaches. So I won't. Blink

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#147 - 2014-06-09 02:00:40 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Ion Udan wrote:
Seriously, what the **** is going on in this thread?!

There are so many ways I would love to answer this.

But you're a nice guy, and I don't want to give Sith anymore headaches. So I won't. Blink

I'll answer it, if you think Mr Udan is ready to have that talk.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Ion Udan
Pulsar.
#148 - 2014-06-10 10:03:32 UTC
I am not ready for "that" talk, leave me out of it

So, glorious QEX brother steals potatoes from hisec.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#149 - 2014-06-10 10:12:27 UTC
Wow, people keep bumping this thread.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#150 - 2014-06-10 10:14:46 UTC
Ion Udan wrote:
I am not ready for "that" talk, leave me out of it

I'm familiar with the theory. Whenever you feel "ready" convo me and have proof-of-age handy.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#151 - 2014-06-10 10:23:15 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Ion Udan wrote:
Seriously, what the **** is going on in this thread?!

There are so many ways I would love to answer this.

But you're a nice guy, and I don't want to give Sith anymore headaches. So I won't. Blink


Give him a bottle of Motrin at EDU and I think you'll be fine Big smile

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#152 - 2014-06-10 11:16:02 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Wow, people keep bumping this thread.

It's pretty obvious people would do anything to get your attention. Blink

I'm not surprised, are you?

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#153 - 2014-06-10 11:25:02 UTC
Man, I was at a prestigious 420 likes :<

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#154 - 2014-06-10 11:27:23 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
Man, I was at a prestigious 420 likes :<

I unliked your post, fixed!

Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Wow, people keep bumping this thread.

It's pretty obvious people would do anything to get your attention. Blink

I'm not surprised, are you?

Yessir, I am.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#155 - 2014-06-10 11:51:34 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Wow, people keep bumping this thread.

It's pretty obvious people would do anything to get your attention. Blink

I'm not surprised, are you?

Yessir, I am.
♡

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Gottfryd Macglower
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#156 - 2014-06-10 23:10:45 UTC
How is this thread still alive?
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#157 - 2014-06-10 23:18:43 UTC
Gottfryd Macglower wrote:
How is this thread still alive?

Dunno but ...

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she **** that
Question been harassing me in the mind this ***** is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now ***** drunk then a mother ****** threaten me now

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Amber Patoria
Division 13
#158 - 2014-06-10 23:27:29 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Gottfryd Macglower wrote:
How is this thread still alive?

Dunno but ...

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she **** that
Question been harassing me in the mind this ***** is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now ***** drunk then a mother ****** threaten me now

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid ***** standing there while I’m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up ***** pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain’t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a ***** with yo palm all out ***** I ain’t even seen you dance

Candi LeMew > It doesn't have to make sense. It's just the way it is.

Johnny cruz > You end up getting off today Lotor?

loĸι
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#159 - 2014-06-10 23:41:56 UTC
Shocked

Skeet skeet?

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#160 - 2014-06-11 09:55:47 UTC
Exiled Ones thread gets closed but not this one. ISD, don't let them know you're in RLLO, can't give away the secret to our forum PvP prowess :/

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy