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[McMorris Inc] EVE's Top Investment Bank [VERSION 2.0]

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Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#161 - 2014-06-06 19:15:22 UTC
Isaac Schwartz wrote:
Isaac Schwartz wrote:

McMorris, I quote your website:

Quote:
How do I know this isn't a scam?
Ultimately, this is a bank backed by a board of 12+ respected individuals with a long history in the EVE trading community.


So as "EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul." I invite you to introduce us to these "respected" individuals which I'm sure we all know very well and they most certainly are not your 12 day old alts from your 4 active accounts.


So just to confirm McMorris, you are ignoring my question?


Just like he ignored Grendell's offer to quickly audit his trillionaire status.

Please, pilots, read the entire thread before deciding to invest in this guy.

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Bridgette d'Iberville
Better Killing Through Chemistry
#162 - 2014-06-06 19:19:54 UTC
Koniforous wrote:
Please, pilots, read the entire thread before deciding to invest in this guy.


Is being entertained a solid investment strategy? Because I've easily gotten several million ISK of laughs out of this thread.

"I considered a career in griefing, but then realized that I would never achieve the level of tear generation that CCP manages to do each and every expansion."
Saint Germain
Sekundu
#163 - 2014-06-06 19:38:26 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:

EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul.]


Transparent is right!
Plleasure Hub
Municorn
#164 - 2014-06-06 23:10:31 UTC
Slow motion recap for those just tuning in:

  • The Gov'na ignores offer to quickly verify trillionaire status with a simple API check.
  • Sketchy (but nicely designed) website talks about transparency and trust, but fails to name the members of what I am now dubbing The Evil Council.
  • Gov'na changes his appearance every day with what seems to be a nervous tick as he knows appearances are all he can offer.
  • Gov'na silences anyone entering his domain who does not fall for his trap.

In approximately 12-48 hours another "successful investor" with questionable birth date and forum activity will praise the Gov'na's great treatment of his or her investment. No evidence shall be given to confirm this.

Bran and Rickon are still separated as Bran seeks the three-eyed raven north of the wall.

"There's no meaningful difference between a real and a virtual world. It's pointless to ask anyone who they really are. All you can do is accept and believe in them, because whoever they are in your mind, is their true identity." — Kazuto Kirigaya
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#165 - 2014-06-08 07:36:23 UTC
Confirming I have deposited (amount of isk) to [McMorris Inc] for making lots of ethical money with top investment return percentage in all of eve. I am (very/incredibly/extremely/super) satisfied with the (amount) isk I am getting in payouts each month. As trusted investor once (amount deposited) isk I sent to [McMorris Inc], I was given a full api keys for the 12 super very trustworthy leaders of the company, and can verify that they all have at least many trillions of isk.

But don't take my word for it, my friend (friend's name) is also a very rich customer now too!


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Arronicus
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#166 - 2014-06-08 09:56:50 UTC
Let me guess, Arronicus is my alt too?

There are lots of bitter MD veterans here who are always quite sceptical about new projects, however it's now clear that the evidence speaks for itself. Dozens of different people have provided testimonies in favour of the bank, and not a single person has even claimed to have been 'scammed' by the bank.

This is a genuine community service and it's time for you all to embrace it - rather than get left behind.

Thanks for all of your continued support.

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Adunh Slavy
#167 - 2014-06-08 10:57:44 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:


Feigned victimization




This is sad

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#168 - 2014-06-08 11:21:29 UTC
I was under the impression that McMorris Inc would be providing me with 250m ISK per day. Ater the first day when I had spent the majority of my allowance the offer was rescinded with accusations of extortion directed at me. I am not a happy recipient of ISK and will certainly not become a customer of this flip-flopping bank. Ethical is certainly the last word I would use for such a person, how am I suppose to buy luxury items now?

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Adunh Slavy
#169 - 2014-06-08 11:26:09 UTC
Now I am waiting on Duh Gov to have negitive interest rates, Mario Draghi style, and claim he is doing so to help the Eve economy.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
#170 - 2014-06-08 12:04:58 UTC
My god McMorris, you have truly made a mess of things. not sure if I am impressed by your persistence or just kinda saddened by it. coming from me that is a big thing...

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#171 - 2014-06-08 13:12:25 UTC
Awkward Sanchez wrote:
My god McMorris, you have truly made a mess of things. not sure if I am impressed by your persistence or just kinda saddened by it. coming from me that is a big thing...


Coming from Awkward Sanchez, that means a lot. Thanks!

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Plleasure Hub
Municorn
#172 - 2014-06-08 16:38:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Plleasure Hub
You have to admit, the Gov'na is a bit of a stylish genius. Check out those new piercings! He is letting his bad side out! His unyielding denialism and shaming of the bitter veterans is a clever way to create an emotional response of pity for passersby. "Awww, poor Gov'na. They so mean to him! Here I will support your ethical community project. *pats strangely shaped, frozen-looking head*"

"There's no meaningful difference between a real and a virtual world. It's pointless to ask anyone who they really are. All you can do is accept and believe in them, because whoever they are in your mind, is their true identity." — Kazuto Kirigaya
Thomas Harding
Doomheim
#173 - 2014-06-08 17:03:44 UTC
This thread needs more psssshhhh

Gov McMorris and business ethics
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#174 - 2014-06-08 17:16:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
As as a result of the persistence of my enemies and their unwarranted accusations, this bank has been forced into liquidation. All investments have been returned to investors and remaining interest has been credited, however the bank will no longer be accepting deposits. It's been a good ride everybody - maybe we can do it again sometime?

I kindly ask the ISD to close to this thread.

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The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
#175 - 2014-06-08 17:25:08 UTC
that was quick
Evil Brock Nelson
#176 - 2014-06-08 17:32:23 UTC
RIP in peace McMorris Inc
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#177 - 2014-06-08 17:43:35 UTC
🎇

😎

I has hoping for a big bang, not a whimper. See you next time.

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Korgan Medel
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#178 - 2014-06-08 17:43:47 UTC
You did a good job with the website, just a shame you let yourself down with having the isk doubling thing on there.
you could have gone far with it.

the website made it appear more professional than the other two banks on here atm.

They will pop shortly aswell so don't feel like you lost.
Zero Sum Gain
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#179 - 2014-06-08 18:38:35 UTC
This was a vital learning experience for our dear OP and I hope you all support him in future endeavours.

Gov McMorris for president 2016!
Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#180 - 2014-06-08 18:57:16 UTC