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[McMorris Inc] EVE's Top Investment Bank [VERSION 2.0]

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#121 - 2014-05-31 20:05:17 UTC
Nedly Stark wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Bridgette d'Iberville wrote:
@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!


Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform.

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.



Creating more alts as clients doesn't count.


Again, where's the evidence?

I'm here, putting hours and hours of my time into helping other people make money, and there's people like you who're tirelessly trying to slander a genuine community service.

Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.

FOR SALE
Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#122 - 2014-05-31 20:20:41 UTC
Grendell wrote:
While I'm not willing to do a full on audit I can verify your trillionaire status if you sort me your API as that would only take me a few minutes. Assuming you are still willing of course.


He has a monocle now. Trillionaire status confirmed.

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Adunh Slavy
#123 - 2014-05-31 21:02:29 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:

Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.



"Will you come into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly. "Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy."

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#124 - 2014-05-31 21:46:55 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:

Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.



"Will you come into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly. "Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy."


Unfair.
When Spiders make traps they are effective.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Adunh Slavy
#125 - 2014-06-01 00:36:48 UTC
Silvetica Dian wrote:

Unfair.
When Spiders make traps they are effective.



My apologies to spiders and their admirers.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#126 - 2014-06-01 01:21:01 UTC
Oh god, he has a monocle now. Creepy status x1000
Thatim Roid
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#127 - 2014-06-01 11:44:23 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Nedly Stark wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Bridgette d'Iberville wrote:
@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!


Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform.

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.



Creating more alts as clients doesn't count.


Again, where's the evidence?

I'm here, putting hours and hours of my time into helping other people make money, and there's people like you who're tirelessly trying to slander a genuine community service.

Nedly, I urge you to put your money where your mouth is - make an investment, and if you regret it - put the evidence here for everybody else to see.




The evidence you ask?

Its all over this thread. Don't you read the thread you started yourself?
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#128 - 2014-06-03 14:18:59 UTC
Dammit Preencleeve, I needed something to read during the downtime. You have failed me.
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#129 - 2014-06-03 18:44:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
Exciting times for the bank. Here's this week's financial update.

Deposits made: 18
Withdrawals requested: 82
Withdrawals issued: 82
Net capital growth: +9.2 billion ISK

CEO's message:
I'd just like to congratulate all of our investors, employees and associates for this absolutely mindblowing week. We've managed to grow our capital by over 9 billion ISK - a phenomenal addition to our already thriving bank. In the coming weeks, we're going to be reinvesting this capital in some budding new manufacturing operations in the run-up to the much anticipated Crius patch. I'd also like to thank all of our developers and programmers who continue to make fantastic updates to our cutting edge investments platform.

** Total capital held is the total balance of the corporation wallet and does not include the value of any loans or investments issued. In the next update, we hope to be able to give you more accurate numbers in terms of loans and investees. Thanks!

FOR SALE
Thatim Roid
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#130 - 2014-06-03 22:05:05 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Exciting times for the bank. Here's this week's financial update.

Deposits made: 18
Withdrawals requested: 82
Withdrawals issued: 82
Net capital growth: +9.2 billion ISK

CEO's message:
I'd just like to congratulate all of our investors, employees and associates for this absolutely mindblowing week. We've managed to grow our capital by over 9 billion ISK - a phenomenal addition to our already thriving bank. In the coming weeks, we're going to be reinvesting this capital in some budding new manufacturing operations in the run-up to the much anticipated Crius patch. I'd also like to thank all of our developers and programmers who continue to make fantastic updates to our cutting edge investments platform.

** Total capital held is the total balance of the corporation wallet and does not include the value of any loans or investments issued. In the next update, we hope to be able to give you more accurate numbers in terms of loans and investees. Thanks!


Show me the API, Mister Legit.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#131 - 2014-06-03 23:19:58 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:



You look like my great grandfather, I like you.
We should do business sometime.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#132 - 2014-06-04 17:43:30 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:



You look like my great grandfather, I like you.
We should do business sometime.


The best way to do business with me is make an investment.

FOR SALE
Waverunner Grooly
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#133 - 2014-06-04 18:35:44 UTC
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#134 - 2014-06-04 18:37:46 UTC
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?


Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.

FOR SALE
Waverunner Grooly
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#135 - 2014-06-04 18:43:46 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?


Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.


Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#136 - 2014-06-04 18:55:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?


Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.


Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.


50 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point.

Good luck!

FOR SALE
Waverunner Grooly
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#137 - 2014-06-04 18:58:50 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?


Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.


Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.


75 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point.

Good luck!


Good thing I checked in first, you'll probably want to update your website in that case.

http://www.mcmorris.me/invest.php

says 50 million ISK minimum investment.

http://i.imgur.com/EM25Q4j.png

I'll contact you in-game if that's okay about business opportunities.
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#138 - 2014-06-04 19:02:03 UTC
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?


Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.


Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.


75 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point.

Good luck!


Good thing I checked in first, you'll probably want to update your website in that case.

http://www.mcmorris.me/invest.php

says 50 million ISK minimum investment.

http://i.imgur.com/EM25Q4j.png

I'll contact you in-game if that's okay about business opportunities.


I stand corrected. The website's right - I'm remembering numbers from a while back.

Look forward to hearing from you.

FOR SALE
Thatim Roid
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#139 - 2014-06-04 19:25:01 UTC
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Waverunner Grooly wrote:
Will you always be able to promise the 20% interest?


Yup, 20% interest is guaranteed for the next 6 months at least. We'll be conducting a review around that point, but you'll obviously be given plenty of notice prior to any big changes to our investment structure.


Sounds cool, reminds me of a mutual trust fund. Love the business model. I'll think about it. What's the minimum investment? I have around a couple billion atm, looking to capitalize on that. If minimum investment isn't above 200 million ISK i'll think about it.


75 million ISK is the minimum investment, although the return (in real terms) is quite low. 150m+ is the recommended starting point.

Good luck!


Good thing I checked in first, you'll probably want to update your website in that case.

http://www.mcmorris.me/invest.php

says 50 million ISK minimum investment.

http://i.imgur.com/EM25Q4j.png

I'll contact you in-game if that's okay about business opportunities.



You do realize this guy is a self confessed scammer?
Waverunner Grooly
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#140 - 2014-06-04 19:42:52 UTC
Thatim Roid wrote:

You do realize this guy is a self confessed scammer?


I'm not sure how people think that Gov. McMorris is a scammer. He runs a trustworthy investment bank that has received multiple audits and proven to be liable. People seem to have pre-concieved notions that all banks are scams.