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[McMorris Inc] EVE's Top Investment Bank [VERSION 2.0]

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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#101 - 2014-05-29 21:32:43 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Trillionaire CEO of McMorris Inc.
EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul..

Could you verify that you are actually a trillionaire? You can do it using eve-board by selecting the wallet balance option.


In your bio it says:
wrote:
EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul..


But you keep asking people to join your channel for any details
Governor McMorris wrote:

I'm happy to discuss details in our channel.


Given your transparency statement, you should probably be more open to discussing the details here considering you are advertising it here.

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Adunh Slavy
#102 - 2014-05-29 21:36:35 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
I don't understand why you guys are being so ignorant.


Ooo, that sure does turn the tables on skepticism born of experience.

Governor McMorris wrote:

This is not a scam, therefore I will not be biomassing myself or doing anything silly like that.


Nah, instead you'll biomass another alt and blame him, your "partner", for having stolen everything.

Governor McMorris wrote:

This is a genuine community project that is here to stay, that will undergo continual improvements over time and one that will not be driven down by the mindless sceptics.


You should concern your self with the mindful skeptics.

Governor McMorris wrote:

Again, if you still don't believe me - join the channel "McMorris Corner" and I will be happy to run over the specifics.


No thanks, I've wasted enough time on this silly crap already :)

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#103 - 2014-05-29 22:48:44 UTC
Not that I care, but since you've tried to show us that you're open to neutral party audits, would you agree to a quick audit performed by Grendell if he is so willing. I'm sure we can all agree he, of all of us, is a great neutral party. Since you're a trillionaire, if he charges a small fee I'm sure it would be incomparable to other expenditures you experience, and would be more than worth it considering it would clear up a lot of issues for us.

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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#104 - 2014-05-30 00:15:17 UTC
Koniforous wrote:
Not that I care, but since you've tried to show us that you're open to neutral party audits, would you agree to a quick audit performed by Grendell if he is so willing. I'm sure we can all agree he, of all of us, is a great neutral party. Since you're a trillionaire, if he charges a small fee I'm sure it would be incomparable to other expenditures you experience, and would be more than worth it considering it would clear up a lot of issues for us.



I'd have to pass honestly, I never liked doing audits, I just did them when they were absolutely necessary.Lol They take up a lot of time to do properly. Oops

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Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#105 - 2014-05-30 06:10:30 UTC
I love this thread... 10/10 for scam effort. Almost as good as loan rep grinding. Eventually with all of your fancy business jibberjabber you might get an actual real player to give you some isk!
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#106 - 2014-05-30 08:26:13 UTC
Grendell wrote:
Koniforous wrote:
Not that I care, but since you've tried to show us that you're open to neutral party audits, would you agree to a quick audit performed by Grendell if he is so willing. I'm sure we can all agree he, of all of us, is a great neutral party. Since you're a trillionaire, if he charges a small fee I'm sure it would be incomparable to other expenditures you experience, and would be more than worth it considering it would clear up a lot of issues for us.



I'd have to pass honestly, I never liked doing audits, I just did them when they were absolutely necessary.Lol They take up a lot of time to do properly. Oops


That's a shame, I think a full and impartial audit carried out by a reputable player such as yourself would be able to put all of these concerns to rest. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.

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Adunh Slavy
#107 - 2014-05-30 09:47:29 UTC
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Trillionaire CEO of McMorris Inc.
EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul..

Could you verify that you are actually a trillionaire? You can do it using eve-board by selecting the wallet balance option.


Governor McMorris wrote:

That's a shame, I think a full and impartial audit carried out by a reputable player such as yourself would be able to put all of these concerns to rest. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.



Do eve-board, as suggested, it's neutral.

Show us the money. Money talks, Bullshit walks.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#108 - 2014-05-30 09:50:28 UTC
I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.

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Big Lynx
#109 - 2014-05-30 09:52:50 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.


Translated in more simple words it means: i am a scammer
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#110 - 2014-05-30 14:27:44 UTC
Lol at scam.

I'm sure many will still 'invest' - such as eve.

Glhf
Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#111 - 2014-05-30 14:32:54 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.



Data is data...Data does not have partiality :)

How would you verify the non-bias of an auditor?

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#112 - 2014-05-30 14:45:58 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.



Data is data...Data does not have partiality :)

How would you verify the non-bias of an auditor?


It's the interpretations that worry me.

The community will verify the bias. ie. everybody knows Chribba is not bias, or other well respected third parties.

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Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#113 - 2014-05-30 15:28:53 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Rhivre wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
I'm not going to submit an EVE-board because the interpretations of such data will provoke bias conclusions. I'd rather an impartial auditor completed the entire thing and offered his own impartial conclusions.



Data is data...Data does not have partiality :)

How would you verify the non-bias of an auditor?


It's the interpretations that worry me.

The community will verify the bias. ie. everybody knows Chribba is not bias, or other well respected third parties.


The more I read your posts, the more I want to veer away from constructive responses and just start trolling you on all the BS. But I will refrain from that and will provide this post where I attempt to further drawn down your scam. Why do you care if data interpretation is bias or not? As inspector Slavy mentioned in a previous post:


Do eve-board, as suggested, it's neutral.

Show us the money. Money talks, Bullshit walks.

So eloquently put, data interpretation is hard to be bias on when the numbers you post here on this thread are verified via eve board that way EVERYONE can see. Having Chribba audit you won't help your cause either.
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#114 - 2014-05-30 17:03:31 UTC
While I'm not willing to do a full on audit I can verify your trillionaire status if you sort me your API as that would only take me a few minutes. Assuming you are still willing of course.

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Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#115 - 2014-05-30 18:26:24 UTC
The thing is, if the numbers are up for all to see, then an individuals bias is irrelevant, and those who are, say, potential customers, have the ability to see whether the claims made by either side hold out :)

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Charlie Nonoke
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#116 - 2014-05-30 18:33:46 UTC
+1 effort to create a scam yet maintaining deniability.
I hope you have learnt your mistakes, and I look forward to seeing a more convincing scam from you soon.
Bridgette d'Iberville
Better Killing Through Chemistry
#117 - 2014-05-30 19:35:38 UTC
@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!

"I considered a career in griefing, but then realized that I would never achieve the level of tear generation that CCP manages to do each and every expansion."
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#118 - 2014-05-30 19:38:36 UTC
Bridgette d'Iberville wrote:
@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!


Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform.

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.

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Adunh Slavy
#119 - 2014-05-30 21:18:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Adunh Slavy
Governor McMorris wrote:

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.



Got evidence of that Bagdad Bob?

Evidence that can be confirmed that is, no one cares what your site reports or what a couple of alts have to say.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#120 - 2014-05-30 21:32:36 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Bridgette d'Iberville wrote:
@OP: Please stop changing the title to the thread. It's hard enough to find gold like this on the Boards as it is!


Sorry, the title has only been change once to reflect the complete redesign of the McMorris Inc investment platform.

Just so everybody is aware, the bank is chugging a long nicely with more and more investors signing on each day - the streamlined registration process and increased flexibility is definitely proving a hit with the EVE community.



Creating more alts as clients doesn't count.