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[McMorris Inc] EVE's Top Investment Bank [VERSION 2.0]

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Bridgette d'Iberville
Better Killing Through Chemistry
#81 - 2014-05-29 15:51:50 UTC
Sobad Ateve wrote:
Am I being too skeptical?

With a name like that, it's impossible.

"I considered a career in griefing, but then realized that I would never achieve the level of tear generation that CCP manages to do each and every expansion."
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#82 - 2014-05-29 17:48:15 UTC
Sobad Ateve wrote:
I am not a rich player. I don't make enough ISK in game to pay for my account, so I have to pay real money. This bank offers to pay a 20% monthly return. I am thinking if I buy 5 plex, sell them for ISK, and invest it all here then I should get enough back each month to pay for a plex, which I could use to pay for my account. Or to allow for future increase in plex price, and months with more than 30 days, and to have some extra spending ISK each month, maybe I could do it with 6 - 8 plex. It would be a lot of money for me to pay up front, but it should cover my account costs forever.

The problem is that it just sounds too good to be true. Am I being too skeptical?



The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions, and the techniques in which we employ to deliver these interest rates are clearly explained on our website.

The idea is, you forfeit your access to your ISK for a short period of time - and give us permission to reinvest your ISK in our own profit-making enterprises (which rely on investments to become more profitable). Therefore, your investment allows us to make money and therefore we can return that money to you (plus your initial investment) with the added interest.

I'd be happy to walk you through the financial specifics of our operation if you contact me in game or hop into the "McMorris Corner" channel.

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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#83 - 2014-05-29 18:32:20 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:

The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.


They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed.

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#84 - 2014-05-29 18:42:30 UTC
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:

The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.


They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed.


Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us.

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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#85 - 2014-05-29 18:48:57 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:

The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.


They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed.


Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us.


It's actually fact, you can eve-search all the figures from all the other "institutions".Smile Those same tired and tested methods all lead to the same conclusion, failure or scam. That's what I'm trying to point out.

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Adunh Slavy
#86 - 2014-05-29 18:49:14 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:

Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us to defraud the gullible.



Fixed.

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#87 - 2014-05-29 18:56:11 UTC
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:

The interest rate being offered my bank is pretty standard when compared to previous institutions.


They actually are not standard when compared to previous institutions, they are higher. The only ones that these rates compare to are the institutions that scammed.


Well, that's up for debate. The point, we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us.


It's actually fact, you can eve-search all the figures from all the other "institutions".Smile Those same tired and tested methods all lead to the same conclusion, failure or scam. That's what I'm trying to point out.


Well, our new investment model, mutual directorate structure and employment of new trading/manufacturing processes would all point towards us being able to support these higher returns on investments. And by doing so, we can bring in more capital that can then be reinvested to produce even more profit for our investors.

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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#88 - 2014-05-29 19:04:44 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:

we're using the same tried and tested methods thousands of others have used before us.


You said this.

Governor McMorris wrote:

Well, our new investment model, mutual directorate structure and employment of new trading/manufacturing processes would all point towards us being able to support these higher returns on investments. And by doing so, we can bring in more capital that can then be reinvested to produce even more profit for our investors.


But now you are saying it's not the same methods, you are actually running a different model.
Maybe I'm not understanding something, so perhaps you could elaborate.

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#89 - 2014-05-29 19:15:46 UTC
Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.

We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better.

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Adunh Slavy
#90 - 2014-05-29 19:30:10 UTC
Can I invest in hyperbole and superfluous banker-esque techno-babble?

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Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#91 - 2014-05-29 19:34:44 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
Can I invest in hyperbole and superfluous banker-esque techno-babble?


I wouldn't do that unless there are candlesticks involved Blink

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Koniforous
Tauren Transit
#92 - 2014-05-29 19:41:38 UTC
Get 'em Grendell!

Why even continue with this idea? Just delete the character and try not to fail so badly with your next attempt.

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#93 - 2014-05-29 19:43:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
I don't understand why you guys are being so ignorant.

This is not a scam, therefore I will not be biomassing myself or doing anything silly like that. This is a genuine community project that is here to stay, that will undergo continual improvements over time and one that will not be driven down by the mindless sceptics.

Again, if you still don't believe me - join the channel "McMorris Corner" and I will be happy to run over the specifics.

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Big Lynx
#94 - 2014-05-29 20:03:47 UTC
Damn you are very desperate scammer. +1 for effort
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#95 - 2014-05-29 20:04:41 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.

We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better.


Could you elaborate on how you made things better?

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Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#96 - 2014-05-29 20:12:42 UTC
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.

We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better.


Could you elaborate on how you made things better?

other scammers stole a lot of peoples isk.
He has used the tried and tested method but so ineptly that several people have linked chats where he admits scamming as well as using the same website as he used to isk double.
The improvement is that he has provided mocking opportunites instead.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Vivec Septim
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#97 - 2014-05-29 20:45:17 UTC
Well -- beats the constant contract scams out there.

+1 for entertainment value and a nice avatar.

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#98 - 2014-05-29 20:56:48 UTC
Grendell wrote:
Governor McMorris wrote:
Sorry, completely my fault, I should have explained things a bit better.

We're using tried and tested methods, but we've made the whole thing both bigger and better.


Could you elaborate on how you made things better?


Certainly.
- We invest at minimal profit to ourselves (1 or 2 percent).
- We invest uses insider information on upcoming market shifts.
- We invest efficiently using a streamlined web platform.
- We invest in specific corps/manufacturing startups that can offer us good rates.

This is just one element of our ovearching ethical and sustainable investment strategy. I'm happy to discuss details in our channel.

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Adunh Slavy
#99 - 2014-05-29 21:28:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Adunh Slavy
Governor McMorris wrote:

Trillionaire CEO of McMorris Inc.
EVE's most ethical and transparent business mogul.



The pope isn't even that Catholic.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
#100 - 2014-05-29 21:31:57 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:

- We invest at minimal profit to ourselves (1 or 2 percent).
.

Considering you do all the work that 1-2% is hardly worth the effort even on a multi trillion isk level. It might interest you to eve-search Tornsouls "glass ceiling" discussion on these forums.

Governor McMorris wrote:

- We invest uses insider information on upcoming market shifts.
.

The only possibility of this being done regularly is with insider information from the dev team. So is that what you are saying?

Governor McMorris wrote:

- We invest efficiently using a streamlined web platform.
.

Could you take a screenshot of this web platform and post it here? You can black out any secret information

Governor McMorris wrote:

- We invest in specific corps/manufacturing startups that can offer us good rates.
.

Given your return of 20% a month these startups would have to be charged at least 21-22% monthly interest just to break even. So either they are being charged 19-21% more in interest over a standard collateralized loan or you are losing money on this.

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