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I call this "worst isk an hour ratio".
You actually built a website and then trying to scam...hope that website didn't took more than 48 hours total :)

Just for ***** and giggles, McMorris sent a API key to me on the request of Elizabeth Norn after McMorris determined that Elizabeth was not a neutral auditor. I received a API key to view his journal entries, nothing else.

I downloaded the data and put it into my spreadsheet. There were 127 entries dating back to his character creation date of 5/22/2014. After filtering out the market and contract entries, I was only focused on the donations between Mr McMorris and his "investors".

I was particularly interested in entries between Jax Tayler and McMorris due to the fact that Jax had claimed to make an investment with McMorris and were his first payment of exactly 281,600,000 2 days ago. There was no entries supporting that claim.



In fact, there was 2 entries dated 2 days ago, 1 was 30,000,000 and the second was 10,000,000, both were donation from McMorris to Jax Tayler.

There was a third entry of 1,500,000 from McMorris to Jax today.

I thought I should ask McMorris about the relationship of Jax Tayler to the fund and himself. EVE-Live

It's interesting that right off the bat, McMorris was unable to answer the question immediately. Why couldn't he answer the question immediately, especially when an earlier reply to Jax's post was this:



Which suggests that McMorris is indeed, aware of the fax that Jax is an investor.

As a result of this seemingly innocent question, McMorris decided the audit is terminated at this point and found that I was not a neutral auditor. I would agree with his statement that I was not a neutral auditor.

A few people in the Supreme Court of Canada channel had also suggested that The Bannerman was another alt.

As per Mr Bannerman's post



I checked the journal entries to see if there are supporting evidence. There is indeed a donation from The Bannerman in the amount of 145,003,543.50 to McMorris on May 24. No earlier transactions between McMorris and TheBannerman. I checked my math and asked a few other people in my corporation to check for me, May 24 is hardy a week old.

145,003,543.50 is odd amount wouldn't you say? Especially when The McMorris Mutual Investment Fund page stated that investment are to be made in 75m, 150m, 300m and 600m and interest payments are 7.5%, 12%, 15%, and 17% respectively on a weekly basis.

There was a journal entry of 165,000,000 from McMorris to The Bannerman today at 2014-05-25 15:38:41. Which is strange for several reasons. The Bannerman's post was at 15:28, a full 10 minutes too early, perhaps he was a little too zealous about receiving interest? A 1 day investment in the amount of 145m, earned The Bannerman 13%, that's an excellent investment I would say but unfortunately, the timing and numbers contradict with both McMorris and The Bannerman's statements.

I went all the way back to the very first donation which was in the amount of 200,000isk, less than an hour after McMorris was created from Julia Enaka. Who is a self-proclaimed awoxer. His main?



I like to make note that McMorris has both avoided the details of why it failed. McMorris not aware of my prior history as to why I'm not a neutral auditor, thus, was not relevant at this point. Unfortunately for him, I didn't stop the audit from this point, kind of hard to stop it if I have downloaded the API data.

Are the voices in your head bothering you?

Why go through all the work of creating the site, the forum thread, the fake investors....only to fail this horribly? Did you fail on purpose? Is this the beginning of some grand scheme? For you, I hope so. Good laughs on my end, anyway.

Just stop posting, Prencleeve.

Awful double-your-isk-threads or non-effort loan threads should really revoke your posting power on EVE-O.

God I was not dissapointed with this thread. I laughed so much I feel almost post-coital. I need a cigarette.

No monocle, not impressed.

I feel its my duty as an upstanding citizen of New Eden to inform you that "Governor McMorris" is none other than reputed internet stalker Prencleeve Grothsmore. McMorris is a favorite alias of his along with his haphazard posting style. His previous incarnation was Jim McMorris before being kicked from EVE.

You will also recall Prencleeve once ran the "New Jita Bank" which garnered 3 total investors before he took all the money to buy himself a mining barge. If you are thinking about investing with him don't, if you have dumped money into him ask for it back and see if he complies.

The reason he failed his subsequent audits is he has cooked the books with fake investors. Also his most recent "auditor" that gave him a passing grade is merely his alt. Don't fall for this scam and protect your assets.

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Thanks for your input Scooter McCabe.

While we understand some of the fears you guys have due to the history of banks in EVE, McMorris Inc and Associates will continue to offer their services regardless of false and baseless allegations.

Literally just got this and I'm posting it because my precious e honor is a stake: