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Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#21 - 2011-11-17 04:35:11 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This thread just got better.

You reckon?

Lyris' mere presence makes things better.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#22 - 2011-11-17 04:55:12 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This thread just got better.

You reckon?

Lyris' mere presence makes things better.

Sniffing poop a hobby of yours?

Black Man with Goggles
Snow Ogre Dude
Paladin Noesis
#23 - 2011-11-17 04:56:03 UTC
SNOW OGRE WANTS EAT THIS THREAD ... IS YUMMY

"Snow Ogres fall from heaven....... unassembled."
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#24 - 2011-11-17 05:53:09 UTC
Snow Ogre Dude wrote:
SNOW OGRE WANTS EAT THIS THREAD ... IS YUMMY

Make sure you masticate each furry aspie properly before you swallow

Black Man with Goggles
Snow Ogre Dude
Paladin Noesis
#25 - 2011-11-17 05:55:57 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Snow Ogre Dude wrote:
SNOW OGRE WANTS EAT THIS THREAD ... IS YUMMY

Make sure you masticate each furry aspie properly before you swallow


HEAD HURTS, WORDS IS TOO BIG ... I SWALLOWS WELL THOUGH

"Snow Ogres fall from heaven....... unassembled."
Jitas Prostitute
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-11-17 17:34:17 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
You are welcome to tractor my little hammerhead assuming it does not manage to thrust


Well bless your heart. You are just full of enthusiasm.
Interacting on a one to one basis with a beautiful and radiant women such as yourself can you blame my neckbeard for getting itchy and being enthusiastic?



I'm wet with anticipation

I always have Sun Tzu and General Patton quotes close by when I PvP in this internet spaceship video game, eve online.
Jitas Prostitute
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#27 - 2011-11-17 17:35:46 UTC
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.



Just imagine 20 frigates pulling a nyx away from a station.


Now a serious question... If all the frigates are pulling in opposite directions, should the ship come apart?

I always have Sun Tzu and General Patton quotes close by when I PvP in this internet spaceship video game, eve online.
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#28 - 2011-11-17 17:40:00 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Zions Child wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This thread just got better.

You reckon?

Lyris' mere presence makes things better.

Sniffing poop a hobby of yours?

I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you're wearing goggles which make you look ********. Please remove the goggles before proceeding to post.
Jitas Prostitute
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#29 - 2011-11-17 20:29:13 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Zions Child wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This thread just got better.

You reckon?

Lyris' mere presence makes things better.

Sniffing poop a hobby of yours?

I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you're wearing goggles which make you look ********. Please remove the goggles before proceeding to post.


I was so taken aback by the effort you took to make your portrait look good that I forgot to read your post.

Can you please type it again?

I always have Sun Tzu and General Patton quotes close by when I PvP in this internet spaceship video game, eve online.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#30 - 2011-11-18 01:03:04 UTC
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
You are welcome to tractor my little hammerhead assuming it does not manage to thrust


Well bless your heart. You are just full of enthusiasm.
Interacting on a one to one basis with a beautiful and radiant women such as yourself can you blame my neckbeard for getting itchy and being enthusiastic?



I'm wet with anticipation
Given the amount of trade that passes through your hub I am oozing in anticipation also.

Black Man with Goggles
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-11-18 01:07:40 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Zions Child wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This thread just got better.

You reckon?

Lyris' mere presence makes things better.

Sniffing poop a hobby of yours?

I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you're wearing goggles which make you look ********. Please remove the goggles before proceeding to post.
I worked hard to get these goggles - they help add to the effect when I adorn my trench coat late at night in the park - do not try to discredit me sir.

Black Man with Goggles
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#32 - 2011-11-18 01:15:20 UTC
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.



Just imagine 20 frigates pulling a nyx away from a station.


Now a serious question... If all the frigates are pulling in opposite directions, should the ship come apart?
Will always depend on who is pulling and how many are tugging away, and at the climax, who it is that is exploding.

Black Man with Goggles
Jitas Prostitute
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#33 - 2011-11-18 01:18:38 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
You are welcome to tractor my little hammerhead assuming it does not manage to thrust


Well bless your heart. You are just full of enthusiasm.
Interacting on a one to one basis with a beautiful and radiant women such as yourself can you blame my neckbeard for getting itchy and being enthusiastic?



I'm wet with anticipation
Given the amount of trade that passes through your hub I am oozing in anticipation also.



We can discuss pricing in private, just shoot me a mail when you get to the hub <3

I always have Sun Tzu and General Patton quotes close by when I PvP in this internet spaceship video game, eve online.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#34 - 2011-11-18 01:54:02 UTC
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
We can discuss pricing in private, just shoot me a mail when you get to the hub <3
Yes. Sounds good. Look forward to coming into your hub and docking with my big cargo.

Black Man with Goggles
Jitas Prostitute
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#35 - 2011-11-18 18:00:26 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
We can discuss pricing in private, just shoot me a mail when you get to the hub <3
Yes. Sounds good. Look forward to coming into your hub and docking with my big cargo.


docking request accepted

I always have Sun Tzu and General Patton quotes close by when I PvP in this internet spaceship video game, eve online.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2011-11-18 19:11:56 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Kharthis Jian wrote:
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.


On a very-serious note, Lyris is still lord commander-in-chief admiral sky-captain boss of C & P.

Who is the OP again?

Always cute when you see drones trying to protect the queen bee.

queen bees are supposed to be female

also get out you are not a bro
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2011-11-20 06:10:56 UTC
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.



Just imagine 20 frigates pulling a nyx away from a station.


Now a serious question... If all the frigates are pulling in opposite directions, should the ship come apart?


Dear Ms.Prostituute,

Logic would dictum that due to the monumental composition of a Nyx that all frigates when activating their tractor beams would experience a force equal to the strength of the tractor beam and opposite of the displacement vector from the Nyx to said frigate. This ensures the Nyx will be impregnable ensconcing on a station where as a Minmatar Spacecraft would have a dilemma.

Best Regards,

Mike
Venus Rinah
Arcanum Industry
#38 - 2011-11-20 06:21:02 UTC
mikeh24 wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.



Just imagine 20 frigates pulling a nyx away from a station.


Now a serious question... If all the frigates are pulling in opposite directions, should the ship come apart?


Dear Ms.Prostituute,

Logic would dictum that due to the monumental composition of a Nyx that all frigates when activating their tractor beams would experience a force equal to the strength of the tractor beam and opposite of the displacement vector from the Nyx to said frigate. This ensures the Nyx will be impregnable ensconcing on a station where as a Minmatar Spacecraft would have a dilemma.

Best Regards,

Mike


Actually thats a monumental pile of BS proportional to the amount of uneeded flavoured rhetoric required to make yourself look like an idiot. ;)

Even if newtons third law is applicable to tractor beam technology, If several frigs are exherting small forces the combined force is still applied to the Nyx, so its really a matter of numbers for the Nyx.
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2011-11-20 06:42:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Mikeh24
Venus Rinah wrote:
mikeh24 wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.



Just imagine 20 frigates pulling a nyx away from a station.


Now a serious question... If all the frigates are pulling in opposite directions, should the ship come apart?


Dear Ms.Prostituute,

Logic would dictum that due to the monumental composition of a Nyx that all frigates when activating their tractor beams would experience a force equal to the strength of the tractor beam and opposite of the displacement vector from the Nyx to said frigate. This ensures the Nyx will be impregnable ensconcing on a station where as a Minmatar Spacecraft would have a dilemma.

Best Regards,

Mike


Actually thats a monumental pile of BS proportional to the amount of uneeded flavoured rhetoric required to make yourself look like an idiot. ;)

Even if newtons third law is applicable to tractor beam technology, If several frigs are exherting small forces the combined force is still applied to the Nyx, so its really a matter of numbers for the Nyx.


Dear Rinah,

My time is short yet I will leave you with this to ponder. Is it not possible for all the forces upon the Nyx to equate to zero with regards to Ms.Prostituute's final sentence?

If not then I validate your argument as 0.0636286266934565% conclusive being the proportionate mass of an Incursus as juxtaposed with a Nyx. To inflate the figure to give you the benefit of the doubt you could argue your argument was 1.27257253384913% conclusive being the proportionate mass of twenty Incursus class frigates as juxtaposed with a Nyx

Sincerly,

Mike
Venus Rinah
Arcanum Industry
#40 - 2011-11-20 08:49:53 UTC
mikeh24 wrote:
Venus Rinah wrote:
mikeh24 wrote:
Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Probably Smashed wrote:
On a semi-serious note, functional tractor beams would make stationgames hilarious.



Just imagine 20 frigates pulling a nyx away from a station.


Now a serious question... If all the frigates are pulling in opposite directions, should the ship come apart?


Dear Ms.Prostituute,

Logic would dictum that due to the monumental composition of a Nyx that all frigates when activating their tractor beams would experience a force equal to the strength of the tractor beam and opposite of the displacement vector from the Nyx to said frigate. This ensures the Nyx will be impregnable ensconcing on a station where as a Minmatar Spacecraft would have a dilemma.

Best Regards,

Mike


Actually thats a monumental pile of BS proportional to the amount of uneeded flavoured rhetoric required to make yourself look like an idiot. ;)

Even if newtons third law is applicable to tractor beam technology, If several frigs are exherting small forces the combined force is still applied to the Nyx, so its really a matter of numbers for the Nyx.


Dear Rinah,

My time is short yet I will leave you with this to ponder. Is it not possible for all the forces upon the Nyx to equate to zero with regards to Ms.Prostituute's final sentence?

If not then I validate your argument as 0.0636286266934565% conclusive being the proportionate mass of an Incursus as juxtaposed with a Nyx. To inflate the figure to give you the benefit of the doubt you could argue your argument was 1.27257253384913% conclusive being the proportionate mass of twenty Incursus class frigates as juxtaposed with a Nyx

Sincerly,

Mike


That might work if you were looking at a singular point of mass being applied by force vectors. But in reality you would have tenision stress forces acting on the body of the Nyx.

Might be useful to stop using virtual point mathematics to prove a point of engineering. Or even apply some common sense to the problem might help.

20 frigs might not be sufficient I agree. But your argument is flawed as to the mechanics involved.
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