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You might be a EVE Gamer if.....
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Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#21 - 2011-11-16 16:03:45 UTC
Oh

You might be a Eve Gamer if.. you are proud of how many Likes you have in the forums.
You might be a Eve Gamer if.. you wonder why there isnt a dislike button.
Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2011-11-16 16:05:21 UTC
if you spend more time playing eve than working and sleeping combined.

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Boseo
Azure Horizon
#23 - 2011-11-16 17:00:51 UTC
Abdiel Kavash wrote:

...you do not trust people around you thinking they could be a scammer or a spy


I did that before eve.... I blame where I grew up.

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Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#24 - 2011-11-16 17:42:57 UTC
You might be an Eve Gamer if you spreadsheet every single transaction for your lucrative space business but complain about PLEX prices eating into your profits because you dont balance your checkbook in RL and can never seem to find the $15.00 for an account.

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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#25 - 2011-11-16 17:46:17 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly



How many times have I done this i cannot count.

You might be a Eve players if ....

You make an excel sheet 4 pages long just to see if youll break profit on ship construction.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Landrae
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2011-11-16 18:01:58 UTC
You might be a eve gamer if.... your girlfriend screams "THERE'S A RAT IN THE BATHROOM!" and you ask "What faction?"

Welcome to Eve Online
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2011-11-16 18:08:45 UTC
you might have spent too much time indoors if you think threads like this are funny and/or entertaining

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Antal Marius
Allied Operations
Mechanicus Macabre Immortale
#28 - 2011-11-16 20:56:26 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
Ciar Meara wrote:
if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly



How many times have I done this i cannot count.

You might be an Eve player if ....

You make an excel sheet 4 pages long just to see if youll break profit on ship construction.



I've got that kinda sheet for everything, almost done with tier 3 BCs and started on the fuel blocks


Landrae wrote:
You might be an eve gamer if.... your girlfriend screams "THERE'S A RAT IN THE BATHROOM!" and you ask "What faction?"


Umm I wan't suppose to do that?


You might be an Eve gamer if.....

You think "someone needs to get tackle on him" while playing a completely unrelated game


Also, telling the people I work with to "fly safe" is because I work around pilots, so does that make me an even bigger gamer?
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#29 - 2011-11-16 21:00:24 UTC
You might be an EVE player if... you look for implants in your eggs in the morning.
Denidil
Cascades Mountain Operatives
#30 - 2011-11-16 21:15:50 UTC
You might be an EVE player if.... you get several of your coworkers to start playing again.


/one of them hadn't played since 2003!

Tedium and difficulty are not the same thing, if you don't realize this then STFU about game design.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-11-16 21:21:42 UTC
You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.

I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Landrae
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2011-11-16 21:30:50 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.




+1 internets for making me giggle.

Welcome to Eve Online
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#33 - 2011-11-16 21:56:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Ptraci
Karn Dulake wrote:
You might be an EVE gamer if... You have never seen a ladies vagina.



As opposed to a man's vagina?

You might be an EVE Gamer if you have to close the curtains to avoid toxic doses of Vitamin D
Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2011-11-16 21:57:01 UTC
You might be an EVE player if... A coworker says they can't take it anymore and you ask "can i haz your stuff"

Occasionally plays sober
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2011-11-16 21:59:54 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
you might have spent too much time indoors if you think threads like this are funny and/or entertaining




Woot troll number 3.

New rule, troller posts get quoted with

You might be a Eve Troll if.. you cant find humor in the enjoyment of others.
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#36 - 2011-11-16 22:01:58 UTC
OMG im rolling with laughter, keep it up. The record last time i did one of these was 16 pages. Im betting with the increased player base we can beat that easily.
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#37 - 2011-11-16 22:28:42 UTC
...You pull up to your garage after work and then call the wife to request docking permission.

Part 2...she has to take a few minutes to think about it before granting it and hitting the garage door opener.
"If."
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#38 - 2011-11-16 22:31:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
...when you make EVE lolcats

edit: damnit CCP "%20" breaks links

http://s328.photobucket.com/albums/l338/Xenoninja42/EVE%20LOLCATS/

The Drake is a Lie
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#39 - 2011-11-16 22:32:00 UTC
Nephilius wrote:
...You pull up to your garage after work and then call the wife to request docking permission.


Or you spend too much time at the computer and the wife denies you docking permission...
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#40 - 2011-11-16 22:34:35 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Nephilius wrote:
...You pull up to your garage after work and then call the wife to request docking permission.


Or you spend too much time at the computer and the wife denies you docking permission...


...when she knows exactly what you're talking about and even talks dirty to you that way.

The Drake is a Lie