These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next pageLast page
 

You might be a EVE Gamer if.....
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2011-11-16 14:36:23 UTC
Thats right, time to ressurect my old game of You might be a EVE Gamer If.....

Its simple create your best eve gamer if phrase and post it here and see how many laughs you get . Have multiple. Post em all. Goal here is to get as many people laughing at our 1337ness as we can.


You might be a eve gamer if.... You have a blowup doll of your avatar.
You might be a eve gamer if.... You have your character name tattooed on your body.
You might be a eve gamer if.... you have ever told someone IRL you will POD them.
You might be a eve gamer if.... that person knew what you were talking about.
You might be a eve gamer if.... when you see mountains you wonder what type of roid it is.
You might be a eve gamer if.... you ever collected corpses o show how manly you are.
You might be a eve gamer if.... you create a post about being a eve gamer (DOH)
You might be a eve gamer if....youve ever spent 36 hours awake to Gate Camp.
You might be a eve gamer if...." 72 hours to Gate Camp


..... there are alot of good ones to come i feel it in my pulse lasers :)
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#2 - 2011-11-16 14:40:00 UTC
You have terrible spelling and grammar.

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2011-11-16 14:43:34 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
You have terrible spelling and grammar.





WOOT!!! our first troll . Lets all look at my spelling and grammar and


You might be a Eve Gamer if.... Your spelling and grammar blow donkey balls
Velicitia
XS Tech
#4 - 2011-11-16 14:47:02 UTC
you might be an eve gamer if ... you tattoo "Veldspar" on your arm (hi Chribba! Bear)
you might be an eve gamer if ... you tell your co-workers to "fly safe" when you're leaving for the day.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Boseo
Azure Horizon
#5 - 2011-11-16 14:51:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Boseo
here is a try:

You might be an eve gamer if.... if you spend more time on the eve o forums than any other site.
You might be an eve gamer if....you wake up to a car alarm and think you have gone into armour/hull.
You might be an eve gamer if.... tried 'bumping' traffic when trying to get somewhere.
You might be an eve gamer if.... complain your car won't go into warp.
You might be an eve gamer if.... describe lorries (trucks) as care bears.
You might be an eve gamer if.... instead of saying "I'm going to the shops" you say "I'm going to Jita"

edited A to an

Sorry but file “forumsig.GIF” is currently unavailable please come back later…… like in a year or so.
Digital Messiah
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-11-16 14:55:34 UTC
You might be an EVE gamer if... You have contributed to more than one of these already.
You might be an EVE gamer if... You plan a degree with the certificate system.

Something clever
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2011-11-16 14:59:22 UTC
if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly

- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]
Komen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-11-16 15:01:38 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly


Also youtube.

You might be an Eve gamer (of long standing) if... you've lost count of the number of previous times you've seen this thread.
You might be an Eve gamer if... your friends in real life are no longer friends because you won't shut up about that goddamn spaceship game. >_>
Boseo
Azure Horizon
#9 - 2011-11-16 15:05:45 UTC
Komen wrote:

You might be an Eve gamer if... your friends in real life are no longer friends because you won't shut up about that goddamn spaceship game. >_>


or even

You might be an Eve gamer if... If your friends are people who fly in spaceships. Roll

Sorry but file “forumsig.GIF” is currently unavailable please come back later…… like in a year or so.
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-11-16 15:07:05 UTC
...you refer to the group you're hanging out with as "fleet"
...you refer to your money as ISK (and you don't live in Iceland)
...you refer to school as "training"
...you do not trust people around you thinking they could be a scammer or a spy
carnivore2k4
The Herd
#11 - 2011-11-16 15:07:53 UTC
Adraun Lorestalker wrote:

You might be a eve gamer if....youve ever spent 36 hours awake to Gate Camp.
You might be a eve gamer if...." 72 hours to Gate Camp


Sorry, but those two make absolutely no sense. You can always sleep during downtime. Blink

When I was swimming recently, I caught myself referring to the non-swimming area as 'hi-sec'.
Destru Kaneda
Arzad Police Department
#12 - 2011-11-16 15:16:15 UTC
You might be an EVE gamer if.... You got into a fight and was disappointed you didn't get a killmail.

I like it best when the beats are naked.
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2011-11-16 15:19:39 UTC
nah downtime is get on the test server and shoot **** time
WuMaTih
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-11-16 15:22:49 UTC
You might be a eve gamer if.... you hit your push to talk button while on the phone at your computer.
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#15 - 2011-11-16 15:30:18 UTC
Adraun Lorestalker wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
You have terrible spelling and grammar.





WOOT!!! our first troll . Lets all look at my spelling and grammar and


You might be a Eve Gamer if.... Your spelling and grammar blow donkey balls


It's 'AN'... an Eve gamer..... AN, its a two letter word.

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#16 - 2011-11-16 15:30:50 UTC
It's an old one but, I thought it just this morning while pulling to the side of the road...


You might be an EVE player if when you see police lights flashing, you think "Someone's gonna get CONCORDOKKEN!"

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2011-11-16 15:33:01 UTC
Jint Hikaru wrote:
Adraun Lorestalker wrote:
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
You have terrible spelling and grammar.





WOOT!!! our first troll . Lets all look at my spelling and grammar and


You might be a Eve Gamer if.... Your spelling and grammar blow donkey balls


It's 'AN'... an Eve gamer..... AN, its a two letter word.




Woot troll # 2. Lets congratulate our trolls for this next one.


You might be A, yes A, Eve Gamer if... You troll EVE forums to pick on grammar and spelling LMAO
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-11-16 15:41:26 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly


So glad I'm not the only one who does this!

You might be an Eve Gamer if you have a nervous twitch that requires you to hit a 'button' every few seconds to D-scann even at work or asleep.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."   --H.L. Mencken
Adraun Lorestalker
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2011-11-16 15:42:49 UTC
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:
Ciar Meara wrote:
if you try to spin screenshots...repeatedly


So glad I'm not the only one who does this!

You might be an Eve Gamer if you have a nervous twitch that requires you to hit a 'button' every few seconds to D-scann even at work or asleep.




amen to both.. d scann is my friend
Ann133566
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-11-16 15:46:46 UTC
you might be an eve gamer if... You delibrately crash your truck into a shop and still expect your insurace to be paid

you might be an eve gamer if.... when you scan area for hostiles every 3 seconds

you might be an eve gamer if.... you think the cold-war is still being fought

you might be an eve gamer if.... you refuse to talk to anyone in case u give away your location

you might be an eve gamer if... try to adjust the camera angle in EVE youtube videos
123Next pageLast page