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So which devs "got lucky" at fanfest?

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#41 - 2014-05-05 20:39:15 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

/c


1) Leave basement


I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Shocked


2) go get shot down

3) laugh about it

4) get shot down again

Sounding familiar?

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Cpt Swagg
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2014-05-05 20:45:00 UTC
I dont think people understand you around here.
For the most of them think girls are an internet myth.
Marsha Mallow
#43 - 2014-05-05 20:45:48 UTC
Chribba wrote:
I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Shocked

How rude. Wear an "I am Chribba, Legend" T-Shirt next time. Maybe on the back offer to let people touch the Veldnaught. I'm sure it'll work out for you >.>

Bad dancing works too P

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#44 - 2014-05-05 20:48:34 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

Here's an idea free of charge, eve-date.com is free.

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Crazey Monkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-05-05 21:01:30 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

/c


1) Leave basement


I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Shocked

Just show them your titans.

Ladies love titans.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2014-05-05 21:08:49 UTC  |  Edited by: ctx2007
After leaving basement, you need to shower depending on how many years you have been down there P then leave the house house wearing sunglasses cos its very bright outside Blink

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
CaptainFalcon07
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
#47 - 2014-05-05 21:30:16 UTC
But leaving the basement is hard I weigh 600 lbs. I can't get off my beanbag chair and walk you know.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#48 - 2014-05-05 21:51:05 UTC
There is actually a blog in the so-called "manosphere" regarding how to score in Iceland but the way it's written and the added stuff the author put in makes it a bit... racy.. to post a link here.

I'd say that Fanfest is probably the best reason to go. Besides, getting laid is overrated. Any married fellow can tell you (and the divorced ones as well).

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#49 - 2014-05-05 21:51:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
Chribba wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

/c


1) Leave basement

I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Shocked

Great, you have learned how to leave the basement.

2) Get a sensible haircut and a new well fitting outfit* (no T-shirt, jeans, or sneakers). Wearing your new outfit shall be referred to later as "suiting up". Don't go crazy, you are shooting for business casual, not overly sharp, but not dockers.

*Assuming you (like most) have no fashion sense, seek out the assistance of an attractive young woman salesperson working in the men's dept of your local clothing store. If they sell anything other than clothing & shoes, you are probably in the wrong store, if they also sell suits, that's preferable. If no young women are working, come back later or find another store. Once you find one, explain to the woman you are going on a blind date and want to make a good impression and could she please make some recommendations for suitable attire. Your new outfit should consist of shirt, slacks, shoes, socks, and belt. Spend at least 1/2 hour choosing your outfit, and be sure to make conversation with the woman helping you during that time thanking her whenever appropriate for her assistance. Get some nice black dress shoes that are comfortable from day 1 if you don't have suitable ones already.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#50 - 2014-05-05 21:59:52 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Unfortunately EVE's female ratio is very low.



And I suspect, happy to not be seen...


I remember these 2 gamer chicks that kept coming to my buddies Computer Store. Yuck, yuck, I would never have believed you could fit so many pimples on one face until I saw it...and the stench of BO that oozed off her as her corpulent form rolled around the room... And this was the better looking of the two...
Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
#51 - 2014-05-05 22:01:00 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

/c


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KIller Wabbit
MEME Thoughts
#52 - 2014-05-05 22:08:23 UTC
If the definition of "lucky" is screwing over the players with blogs and announcements it looks like it was a gang bang of a time
Shurgin Ambraelle
Vagrants Against Gankers In Null Alliances
#53 - 2014-05-05 22:29:57 UTC
One night stands at FanFest are remembered for a life... Then again so is herpes. Big smile

The Biggest FUCer of them all!! RL COMES 1ST!!

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DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#54 - 2014-05-05 22:39:39 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

/c


1) Leave basement


I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Shocked



step 2) talk to females or men if you prefer.. *shrugs*

step 3) as said before get shot down and laugh it off.

step 4) repeat steps 2 and 3 untill someone says yes

step 5) be shocked and go really?

step 6) if she says yes again, then the rest is up to you.

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Topher Basquette Dusch-shur
Montana Freedom Fighters
#55 - 2014-05-05 23:07:59 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
There is actually a blog in the so-called "manosphere" regarding how to score in Iceland but the way it's written and the added stuff the author put in makes it a bit... racy.. to post a link here.

I'd say that Fanfest is probably the best reason to go. Besides, getting laid is overrated. Any married fellow can tell you (and the divorced ones as well).



Well, as a brick mason I can tell you that it only gets boring when you have to lay the same brick over and over and over and over again.

Also the bricks get bored too.
Ranzabar
Doomheim
#56 - 2014-05-06 00:40:58 UTC
Loraine Gess wrote:
Unfortunately EVE's female ratio is very low.


To keep physical temptation out of the game, right?

Abide
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#57 - 2014-05-06 00:55:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
DaReaper wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Would be a better topic if basement dwellers like me could get tips from you regular pilots that scored, gief me your tricks! Lol

/c


1) Leave basement


I did, but no score. Hence I need the secrets! Shocked



step 2) talk to females or men if you prefer.. *shrugs*

step 3) as said before get shot down and laugh it off.

step 4) repeat steps 2 and 3 untill someone says yes

step 5) be shocked and go really?

step 6) if she says yes again, then the rest is up to you.


Somewhat similar to "buy 50 frigates and go get them esploded"

Edit:Just don't try a hero tackle...

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Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#58 - 2014-05-06 01:03:50 UTC
I found the fastest way to get lucky was to give 0 f's, announce yourself as awesome, then profit.
CCP Explorer
C C P
C C P Alliance
#59 - 2014-05-06 08:46:19 UTC
Does loot count?

Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Senior Development Director | EVE Online // CCP Games | @CCP_Explorer
Dave Stark
#60 - 2014-05-06 08:49:28 UTC
CCP Explorer wrote:
Does loot count?

did you loot all the booty like a true pirate?