These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Bounty on the fiend known as Nolak Ataru
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Jonathan Evotori
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-05-04 02:11:17 UTC
I am placing a 5 billion isk bounty on the pilot Nolak Ataru for crimes commited against the people of New Eden.

The bounty shall be paid upon delivery of killmail, pod mail, and corpse in Jita 4-4.

Half payout if no corpse is delivered.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#2 - 2014-05-04 02:38:08 UTC
We might believe you if Chribba posted and verified that you had, indeed, placed such a bounty thru his 3rd party service.

As it is......yeah, right. You might as well drop the 5 billion on him using the current bounty system, at least he would be a tad nervous flying just about damn near anything blingy, since it would be worth ganking.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-05-04 15:05:31 UTC
You've come to the right place. C&P is the last word in spaceship shenanigan arbitration and adjudication. But to help you, through what is clearly a traumatic time, we need details. For all we know you might be some space rich crazy person randomly placing bounties on innocent capsuleers. So take a deep breath and start at the beginning, when did you first realise you had sexual feelings for Nolak?
Damon Messer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2014-05-04 15:28:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Damon Messer
OP i would gladly offer my services as third party to hold the money while some courageous soul deals out your justice Big smile
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#5 - 2014-05-04 18:33:46 UTC
I'd even kill myself for that price.

Get on Comms, or die typing.
Sniper Smith
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-05-05 00:54:34 UTC
Please show us on the Nightmare where the Osprey touched you.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#7 - 2014-05-05 13:41:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Auntie Boom Escrow is a viable 3rd party entity for this.

I would be willing to hold the funds until business is completed.

This way both the OP and anybody going after the target will have peace of mind.

Concord Approved Trader
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-05-05 16:43:51 UTC
Can confirm that the OP seems untrustworthy, and I can only take this contract if the bounty is place in escrow with the reputable Auntie Boom.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#9 - 2014-05-05 17:05:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Can confirm that the OP seems untrustworthy, and I can only take this contract if the bounty is place in escrow with the reputable Auntie Boom.

Thank you for the endorsement.

I am happy to contibute to this community in as many helpful ways i can.

If the OP is interested in my services he should contact me in game.

Ultimately this is the best way to ensure that swift space justice be served on Nolak Ataru and those hunting him can do so safe in the knowledge they will get paid as per the OP if the criteria is met.

Concord Approved Trader