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why are you a griefer?

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Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#21 - 2011-11-16 04:52:13 UTC
Like others here have said , I started playing Eve because it was billed as a harsh game. I came to Eve straight from another well known MMO where everyone has to be nice to each other, an MMO that originally was challenging and fun but over the years (because of player whining and the need for the owners to make a profit) has become easier and easier until I felt there was little or no challenge left.

As I said, Eve was billed as a harsh game and pretty soon I knew I would fit in well.

I started small - ninja salvage to start off with, this produced many tears and satisfaction for me. Later I moved on to can flipping this produced the desired results too.

Now I'm quite happy to grief the griefers in my jet can mining bait ship and I enjoy all kinds of high sec pvp. Not so much for the tears anymore but because I can get a 1 v 1 in high sec, unlike low sex.

This alt is in training to become a ganker for the great hulkageddon event, this will be my first time suicide ganking and I am so looking forward to it Big smile


Russell Casey wrote:
Griefing is against the EULA. Shooting/scamming people and taking their stuff/money is not against EULA. Forcing them to pay you not to shoot them or take their stuff is not against the EULA. Forcing them to bow to your will for an in-game advantage or payout is not against the EULA.

If you see a griefer, please report them and make EVE a better place.



You're doing it wrong..

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#22 - 2011-11-16 14:23:48 UTC
Lol lots of goons trying to look badass in this thread What?
We all know what most of you do in deklein tho Blink
Lakshata Chawla
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2011-11-16 14:32:03 UTC
Being wardecced by greifer corps for 2 months straight when I was just starting. Made me want to do the same thing, but this character isn't cut out for PvP, so I made another.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#24 - 2011-11-16 15:31:30 UTC
Although I loved the fact "anything goes" I actually joined the game with wholesome intentions.

This ended when I heard the first self-entitled highsec carebear rage-nerd flapping his lips about something. I think it was someone mining the same rocks he was.

I couldn't stop myself. I flew an industrial over to him, stole his ore, and laughed in his face.

My turn to the dark side, was complete.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Kilobar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#25 - 2011-11-16 15:55:45 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Lol lots of goons trying to look badass in this thread What?
We all know what most of you do in deklein tho Blink

I count 5 goons and one teste. 5 goons and 1 goon bff do not alot make.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-11-16 17:11:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
Evolution1979 wrote:
Lol lots of goons trying to look badass in this thread What?
We all know what most of you do in deklein tho Blink

Oh dear, he's aware that we're all busy playing Skyrim! Quick, some of you guys who don't have Skyrim log in and make sure he doesn't dismantle the entire coalition single-handed.

e: Alternately, you guys who don't have Skyrim should also get Skyrim.

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Lord AbSynth
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2011-11-16 20:17:50 UTC
Kilobar wrote:
why are you a griefer?


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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#28 - 2011-11-16 23:12:11 UTC
I'm not a griefer. I am here to make the whole stronger by taking down the weak.

Without Moriarity, Holmes was nothing, without antagonists, there can be no heroes :)

Also, i like it when grown men cry on forums. I really do.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#29 - 2011-11-16 23:27:38 UTC
To teach the painful lesson that New Eden is a very cold, ruthless and cutthroat place with people that are even more cold, ruthless and cutthroat. The smart ones adapt their tactics, and survive. The weak remain among the sheep, and continue to be preyed upon by the wolves.

Also, making profit off of something that takes less than fifteen seconds to accomplish can be an efficient means to make ISK if the same stupid mother ****ers keep making the same mistakes.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||

Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#30 - 2011-11-17 01:05:42 UTC
Why do grief? Buh. Because fat. Also because ugly. Society make fail to educate person in moral. No can get job or woman. But game good. Game make bad go away. Real life? Real life kill cat for food so no hungry to play game 18 hours. Real life make suffer. Game? Game no make suffer. Game I make other suffer for make me suffer in real life. Flip can, make cry. Sometimes camp Stranglethorn for half a day with Night Elf hunter. Game make me look like pretty Asian girl, make happy.

Fuh, it 8 a.m. Me go eat cake frosting and sleep now.

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted

Officer Nyota Uhura
#31 - 2011-11-17 03:47:44 UTC
I lack salt and other minerals in my diet. That is why I grief.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2011-11-17 03:51:05 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
I'm not a griefer. I am here to make the whole stronger by taking down the weak.

Without Moriarity, Holmes was nothing, without antagonists, there can be no heroes :)

Also, i like it when grown men cry on forums. I really do.

Where would the world be without Captain James Hook?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Snow Ogre Dude
Paladin Noesis
#33 - 2011-11-17 05:07:53 UTC
I BECAME GREAVER CUS I LIKES ANIMAL FAT

"Snow Ogres fall from heaven....... unassembled."

Officer Nyota Uhura
#34 - 2011-11-17 05:51:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Officer Nyota Uhura
Snow Ogre Dude wrote:
I BECAME GREAVER CUS I LIKES ANIMAL FAT

Don't we have a 'block' function on the forums? Reading this just took 3 seconds of my precious time. And writing this took another 15 seconds - I could've spent that time much better losing another pixel ship, maybe even two.

Edit: Ah, I found the "hide posts" button. Isn't that great - you can choose to not listen to all those who don't share your view.
Snow Ogre Dude
Paladin Noesis
#35 - 2011-11-17 06:00:29 UTC
FUNS, LADY WANTS PLAYS HIDE AND SEEKS, ME COUNTS TER 10, *removes socks*

MIGHTS TAKES WHILE, YOUs GO RUN HIDES

DOES THIS MAKES ME GOOD GREAVER ALSO?

"Snow Ogres fall from heaven....... unassembled."

Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#36 - 2011-11-17 07:37:01 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Evolution1979 wrote:
Lol lots of goons trying to look badass in this thread What?
We all know what most of you do in deklein tho Blink

Oh dear, he's aware that we're all busy playing Skyrim! Quick, some of you guys who don't have Skyrim log in and make sure he doesn't dismantle the entire coalition single-handed.

e: Alternately, you guys who don't have Skyrim should also get Skyrim.


Ah damm only two goons (well one goon and one test) but nonetheless goons bite :P
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#37 - 2011-11-17 08:41:07 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Evolution1979 wrote:
Lol lots of goons trying to look badass in this thread What?
We all know what most of you do in deklein tho Blink

Oh dear, he's aware that we're all busy playing Skyrim! Quick, some of you guys who don't have Skyrim log in and make sure he doesn't dismantle the entire coalition single-handed.

e: Alternately, you guys who don't have Skyrim should also get Skyrim.


Ah damm only two goons (well one goon and one test) but nonetheless goons bite :P

Before you go and think so highly of yourself about me biting on your thread, ask yourself how I managed to get so many "likes" here on forums dot EVE Online. If the answer to this question is, "Post Everywhere!" then you are correct. I invite you to make some sort of snide remark or otherwise argue with or denigrate me, so that I can have a valid excuse to post again. It's all about the "likes"-farming, baby.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Solomar Espersei
Quality Assurance
#38 - 2011-11-17 21:25:20 UTC
Here at TEAR EXTRACTION AND RECLAMATION SERVICE we have developed highly-classified propulsion systems capable of superior performance in the harshest of environments. Unfortunately for the PVE element of the game, these systems require vast quantities of salty secretions and thus, we comb the deadspaces in search of this delicate elixir.

Also, the hate in local is really funny.

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Siva Surya Kshatriya
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2011-11-17 22:07:54 UTC
Carebear tears make an excellent substitution for lotion
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#40 - 2011-11-17 22:44:47 UTC
Solomar Espersei wrote:
Here at TEAR EXTRACTION AND RECLAMATION SERVICE we have developed highly-classified propulsion systems capable of superior performance in the harshest of environments. Unfortunately for the PVE element of the game, these systems require vast quantities of salty secretions and thus, we comb the deadspaces in search of this delicate elixir.

Also, the hate in local is really funny.

You get a little bit too into role playing "yarr harr I mine the tears to fuel my herp derp holiday inn express".

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn