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Revelation: Hell And To Which Part Of It You Are Going
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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-05-01 15:55:28 UTC
Wait, are you guys saying Intaki II is hell?

I've been mining felsic magma from that place for years.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#42 - 2014-05-01 16:11:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Felsic magma's used to make silicon wafers, right? Well, the suffering of an eternal soul damned to cry out in agony in the hope of longed-for release that shall never be granted IS an important component in most programming languages.

In fact, RAGBAG has a call for that: R:call-torment:start.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#43 - 2014-05-01 16:12:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Claudia Osyn
Stitcher wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Where is hell exactly, anyway?

I want to see about getting a fleet up to raid it.


I don't know exactly, save that it's got "lakes of fire", is described as being "other people" and that the road to it is supposedly paved with good intentions.

so... a magmatic world somewhere in a densely-populated Federation system?

But Nauppie said It's gate was in view of paradise. I can't imagine the Amarr putting their paradise anywhere in Federation space.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#44 - 2014-05-01 16:16:40 UTC
Notice that R:call-torment:end was deprecated! Now you just have to finish the task and pray that the garbage collector will do its job.

Truly, truly, the compiler works in mysterious ways.
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-05-01 16:36:14 UTC
Lust Hell doesn't sound so bad. At least we can still cuddle.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#46 - 2014-05-01 17:02:23 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Notice that R:call-torment:end was deprecated! Now you just have to finish the task and pray that the garbage collector will do its job.

Truly, truly, the compiler works in mysterious ways.


My Hell is compiled C++ and statically linked; you can change the shared libraries to some liberal namby-pamby thing without any judgement and pain and suffering, but my Hell will keep running with all the torment and destruction intact — forever.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#47 - 2014-05-01 17:22:43 UTC
With no segmentation faults! Truly, the Lord's buffer is infinite.
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#48 - 2014-05-01 18:09:08 UTC
This became a whole different set of weird pretty fast.

ॐ
Anslo
Scope Works
#49 - 2014-05-01 18:38:37 UTC
The quality of IGS shenanigans has improved dramatically.

I approve.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Ston Momaki
Disciples of Ston
#50 - 2014-05-01 20:00:23 UTC
A stick in the mud I may prove to be in the midst of this humorous treatment of the madman Nauplius but I want to remind everyone of our tendency to short memories. This man Nauplius is still the one capable and willing to kill a million people without conscience. If there were a destination of Hell as a means of full justice, then certainly Nauplius would belong there in its torment at its lowest place.

The Disciples of Ston bid you peace
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#51 - 2014-05-01 20:10:54 UTC
Ston Momaki wrote:
A stick in the mud I may prove to be in the midst of this humorous treatment of the madman Nauplius but I want to remind everyone of our tendency to short memories. This man Nauplius is still the one capable and willing to kill a million people without conscience. If there were a destination of Hell as a means of full justice, then certainly Nauplius would belong there in its torment at its lowest place.

You forget which God Nauppie worships. He could kill everyone in the cluster and still have his place in paradise.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2014-05-01 22:59:11 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
But Nauppie said It's gate was in view of paradise. I can't imagine the Amarr putting their paradise anywhere in Federation space.

Technically you can see out to about 14 billion light years in space.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#53 - 2014-05-02 02:02:55 UTC
Ston Momaki wrote:
A stick in the mud I may prove to be in the midst of this humorous treatment of the madman Nauplius but I want to remind everyone of our tendency to short memories. This man Nauplius is still the one capable and willing to kill a million people without conscience. If there were a destination of Hell as a means of full justice, then certainly Nauplius would belong there in its torment at its lowest place.


And I will do it again, and again as long as I live. And then God will take me in to Paradise, whence I shall look down upon the torments of the Disciples of Ston in the Pit below and feel not the slightest sympathy, only will I say, "how just thou art, O God, in your punishments of the wicked".
Ascentior
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#54 - 2014-05-02 04:47:12 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Ascentior wrote:
I see that even your own delusion is trying to warn you.
PIE are following the true path outside the mouth of hell while you are lead directly to your own hell created specifically for traitors and deceivers.

I must say, your ramblings have at least become a little more coherent.

I hope you heed the warning your own mind has gone to such effort to break into your Illusion


Outside the Mouth of Hell to be sure, but also outside the Gates of Paradise, whose blood-splattered golden towers shall ever be denied you. Perhaps you shall hear echoes of our stupendous, God-glorifying sacrifices (picking up sinners out of the lower Hells and then sacrificing them back down) and be sad that you shall never be part of them.

That you think we faithful expect to belong in paradise is evidence only of your own, lowly, desires. A paradise is no place for the likes of us.
We fight for His glory, and the salvation of the universe. Not to gain a place for ourselves, but for all those that follow.
Our place IS to to lead those to salvation that we can - to send to damnation those we cannot.
We accept this, and are forever grateful.
We work every day to prove worthy of doing His work.

Perhaps your greatest sin - above false prophecies, above needless destruction of souls, above giving yourself to a false god - is to believe that your faith has been proven already.

"Which test reveals more of the soul, the test that a man will take to prove his faith, or the test that finds the man who believed his faith already proven? If you know this answer, then you also know which of these challenges bear the greatest penalty for failure. The gates of paradise will open for you one time only; woe to the soul who dares to knock twice."
- The Scriptures, Book of Missions 5:14

Admiral of PIE Inc., Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris (See 'PIE Public' for recruitment)

Honorary Fabricator-General of the Imperial Navy

Chosen by God to serve the Empire.
Kate Blaze
True Power Capsuleers
#55 - 2014-05-02 08:20:41 UTC
How can I get to hell when I am immortal?
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#56 - 2014-05-02 09:42:48 UTC
Kate Blaze wrote:
How can I get to hell when I am immortal?

Elevator on the right?

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#57 - 2014-05-02 10:14:58 UTC
Kate Blaze wrote:
How can I get to hell when I am immortal?


The generally accepted method would be to deactivate all clone contracts and then slowly turn off the oxygen in your pod.

However, if your corporation name actually points to your loyalties, then you have more work to do.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#58 - 2014-05-02 15:08:40 UTC
Kate Blaze wrote:
How can I get to hell when I am immortal?

You will get to a hell each time you are podded or your clone dies by any other means.
I'd say expect a lot of your dead copies in the hell to meet and drink some tea together.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#59 - 2014-05-02 15:24:40 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
But Nauppie said It's gate was in view of paradise. I can't imagine the Amarr putting their paradise anywhere in Federation space.

Technically you can see out to about 14 billion light years in space.

The towers price paradise must be huge if you can make them out from 14 billion AU.....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Kate Blaze
True Power Capsuleers
#60 - 2014-05-02 15:32:21 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Kate Blaze wrote:
How can I get to hell when I am immortal?

You will get to a hell each time you are podded or your clone dies by any other means.
I'd say expect a lot of your dead copies in the hell to meet and drink some tea together.

Or maybe there is no hell, no god, no soul, only consciousness, which is electrochemical process in the brain, which can be controller and transported (as it is daily, really). Believing in myths like hell in these days is ridiculous.