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What an utter crock of shite...
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Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#1 - 2014-04-29 14:32:31 UTC
Be right back, I'm off to fly my spaceship and gank someone whilst listening to Slayer and Maiden...

Not Eve online, but still online gaming.

I love how they put Enter Shikari and BMTH in the heavy metal class too...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-04-29 16:08:46 UTC
Seraph Essael wrote:
Be right back, I'm off to fly my spaceship and gank someone whilst listening to Slayer and Maiden...

Not Eve online, but still online gaming.

I love how they put Enter Shikari and BMTH in the heavy metal class too...


It is the daily mail, you muppet. What did you really expect from a tabloid? Good journalism?

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#3 - 2014-04-29 16:12:58 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:
Be right back, I'm off to fly my spaceship and gank someone whilst listening to Slayer and Maiden...

Not Eve online, but still online gaming.

I love how they put Enter Shikari and BMTH in the heavy metal class too...


It is the daily mail, you muppet. What did you really expect from a tabloid? Good journalism?


Didn't expect anything from the Daily Mail other that a shite load of bullshit. But some people read said bullshit and agree and lap it all up... It's a joke and it's always the same with this crap...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#4 - 2014-04-29 16:33:03 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
Seraph Essael wrote:
Be right back, I'm off to fly my spaceship and gank someone whilst listening to Slayer and Maiden...

Not Eve online, but still online gaming.

I love how they put Enter Shikari and BMTH in the heavy metal class too...


It is the daily mail, you muppet. What did you really expect from a tabloid bog roll? Good journalism?


FTFY

On topic, typical Daily Fail fodder, unfortunately it feeds the real life trolls who believe that violent games and certain musical genres are to blame for pretty much everything bad that happens, while conveniently forgetting that bad things have been happening since we figured out how to kill each other with blunt objects.

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-04-29 17:05:05 UTC
Speed metal is a wonderful invention, isn't it? Listening to Attack of the Killer B's right now..

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#6 - 2014-04-29 23:55:26 UTC
People who play online games are weirdos.


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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#7 - 2014-04-30 00:05:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
'attentive'? "spanking"!
As for the game, I found GTA rather depressing over time. "Heresy!!" I know, but it is...

"But fellow pupil Jacob Hill, 16, of Leeds, said: ‘He had gone through stages of depression and used to be on anti-depressants."
There's your true culprit. That stuff is poison, and in a lot of cases you will find "anti-depressants" mixed in with the situation. It's always just a footnote though, when really they are often linked to a lot of these homicidal crimes. But we can't put into question the doctors and their pharmaceutical industry, psychiatric/antidepressant drugs are really good for you, m'kay?

I'm in it for the money

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-04-30 02:53:02 UTC
Youve all missed the crucial bit in the article.

He was a member of achievement hunter.

So now it seems Rooster Teeth are also the cause of all evil now too.

*Awaits Daily Mail expose of Rooster Teeth and Caboose's angry quote*

"My name is Michael J Caboose and i hate babies!"

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Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#9 - 2014-04-30 07:50:18 UTC
"The murderer is said to drink a cup of tea every morning, so clearly tea is some sort of drug that should be banned and regulated because it turns people into killers".

Makes just as much sense as that article.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-04-30 07:58:14 UTC
Gregor Parud wrote:
"The murderer is said to drink a cup of tea every morning, so clearly tea is some sort of drug that should be banned and regulated because it turns people into killers".

Makes just as much sense as that article.


Confirming that after my morning cuppa i routinely go on killing sprees. On my phone. P

So many zombies day on my way to work. Blink

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

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Astenion
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-04-30 11:42:42 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Speed metal is a wonderful invention, isn't it? Listening to Attack of the Killer B's right now..


LOL "speed metal". I haven't heard that term since about 1988...ah the memories. I think speed turned into thrash metal..

Now I think I'll throw on some Anthrax with you...
Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-04-30 11:47:52 UTC
Astenion wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Speed metal is a wonderful invention, isn't it? Listening to Attack of the Killer B's right now..


LOL "speed metal". I haven't heard that term since about 1988...ah the memories. I think speed turned into thrash metal..

Now I think I'll throw on some Anthrax with you...


As long as it is not Babymetal...

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-04-30 11:56:39 UTC
Speed/Trash Metal is the jazz music of the rock world...six guys playing playing six different songs at the same time.
Dorian Tormak
RBON United
#14 - 2014-04-30 12:13:11 UTC
"People forget that the president was dropping bombs overseas, yet I'm a bad guy because I write some rock n roll songs..."

"Keep people in a state of fear and they'll consume, and that's really what it boils down to."

Brian Warner

I can't really remember the "exact" quotes bot that's the gist of it.

Holy Satanic Christ! This is a Goddamn Signature!
Annaya Millar
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-04-30 12:51:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Annaya Millar
Right now, only violent music and violent games stand between me and actual violence.

* puts on some Bloodbath and will play Titanfall later this evening * Bear
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#16 - 2014-04-30 13:43:53 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Gregor Parud wrote:
"The murderer is said to drink a cup of tea every morning, so clearly tea is some sort of drug that should be banned and regulated because it turns people into killers".

Makes just as much sense as that article.


Confirming that after my morning cuppa i routinely go on killing sprees. On my phone. P

So many zombies day on my way to work. Blink


Crap that goes for me too... I have a cupa tea or three every morning.. There is no hope for me...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#17 - 2014-04-30 13:46:31 UTC
Remember when Judas Priest could "make" you commit suicide ????

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#18 - 2014-04-30 17:15:10 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Remember when Judas Priest could "make" you commit suicide ????

Marilyn Manson supposedly followed in Judas Priests footsteps.

Music* can make you want to murder someone, look at Justin Bieber.

*May or may not be considered music, depending on your sex, age, and gullibility.

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