Out of Pod Experience

I work at Nextel (Mexican Sprint, but this one works), and I manage the store. My main dutty is to make sure the store looks good, it's clean, our cellphones are working, clean, and ready for the customers to come and try.

I just started this month, and sales have been so-so. On my day off, I went to the mall where the store is at, and from the outside, it looks well lit, but the phones do not draw any attention to themselves. And this got me thinking in a way to make the phones and tablets catch some attention from outside of the store.

And thus, I went to the internet. I found a few player-made videos, suck as the Pretty Lights Battle of Asakai, or the Bloodshed of B-R5RB, as well as a few trailers, such as the Odysey, Rubicon, and the infamous Apocrypha trailer.

I've had these videos playing for the past week, and from day one, everyone has noticed an increase in customer visits. Sales have not yet gone up, but visits and potential customers are on the climb.

Furthermore, I think I've gotten at least 4 people interested in the game, and I've sent out the correspoinding buddy invites.

I'll try to get some pictures up soon, it looks pretty awesome tbh.

Don't sue me CCP!

Why would they sue you for free advertising?

Same here. I know only one person in real life who is interested in EVE.

What is with with people?

They would all rather play their mindless Call of duty and other FPS rubbish.

Also who does not like crashing rockets? Kerbal Space Program is the best!

still searching for an answer to that

I'll let you know if I find anything wrong with us

I know this is going to be a can of worms but many times I have heard and read in the past "What's this? You can't leave your ship and walk around?"


If an orbital strike on Blizzard was possible...

Not exactly what you meant when you told him to "fleet up", eh? Bummer.

Dude like, between GMO's probably changing their DNA and cell phones baking their brains like hard boiled eggs, I'm surprised I haven't had to break out my 12ga to take down any ZOMBIES yet!!

Dude, just run a video of a baked potato in your store, birds of a feather... they'll buy you out!
Really, I don't like to use them, rather do calls over a hotspot and my tab. I don't trust the things to be so close to my brain pan. Not to mention half the people on the road are trying to kill me on my motorcycle as they screw with their stupid electronic crap.

As true as this is, I like my IQ and neuron count where it currently is. But yeah. sprint is ****. So is not having money lol.

I havent had a chance to take pictures yet, but so far, we've seen a lot more people coming in. I don't credit it to anything other than the fact that the phones are displaying something besides what could be a sticker clock.

If you get the right scenes in EVE, you should attract the right people to buuy phones. A lot of fleet battles are epileptic and seizure inducing. Asakai is a great example of what a typical giant clusterfück in EVE looks like. But you might show them these other two gems as well:

PERVS doing lowsec DD

Test Alliance - Lasers Are Magic