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Everybody Loves Dark Renegade
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Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#1 - 2014-04-27 04:30:15 UTC
So today I realized (as I was issuing and accepting a ransom).. I might be a pretty popular guy. So I have put this post up to see how many people actually love Dark. I know I have a few fans that followed me around with hate mails for a while now. I think theyre just confused though.. cause obviously they just want a hug. Who better to hug them than my guns?

Im pretty certain I have no enemies at all. If im wrong, this is your chance to tell me so. =).
Valkin Mordirc
#2 - 2014-04-27 04:38:08 UTC
Me thinks post's of Hate mails need to be...eh...Evaluated by the C&P so we may issue a rating on the amount of love you get. =D
#DeleteTheWeak
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#3 - 2014-04-27 04:54:42 UTC
From: Removed to protect this carebear's identity
Sent: HIDDEN!
To: Dark Renegade,

Lol.....nice job. But podding me as I docked was a pussy move

From: Removed to protect this carebear's identity
Sent: HIDDEN
To: Dark Renegade,

See you warped out of local. Did Mommy ask you to take out the trash? Living on corn dogs and big gulps isn't a meaure of success

From: Removed to protect this carebear's identity
Sent: HIDDEN
To: Dark Renegade,

Lol.....my ex's attorney scares me alot more than anything in this game. I can't help it if the rest of my corp tucked their cocks back

just a tiny glimpse in the day to day reads :D lol.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-04-27 06:13:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
My fave ones are the mails that imply anyone who killed someone or did something ****** must live in their parents basement earning a pittance at the local taco bell.

I do have to admit I'm a fan. Hell, you had two threads going at once... Both on page 1...

Edit: not the current ones. Two AWOX claims at once. The irony.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-04-27 06:27:45 UTC
We all love you.

And I keep my collection of hate mails in special place under a special tag. So I hope you keep yours.

It might make a nice long read if people one day collectively just dump them somewhere for others enjoyment.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#6 - 2014-04-27 08:33:35 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
We all love you.

And I keep my collection of hate mails in special place under a special tag. So I hope you keep yours.

It might make a nice long read if people one day collectively just dump them somewhere for others enjoyment.


I completely agree Lol. I love you all too. I also keep a collection myself Smile and a collection of corpses too Big smile

Leto Thule wrote:
My fave ones are the mails that imply anyone who killed someone or did something ****** must live in their parents basement earning a pittance at the local taco bell.

I do have to admit I'm a fan. Hell, you had two threads going at once... Both on page 1...

Edit: not the current ones. Two AWOX claims at once. The irony.


Those AWOX's were obviously failed attempts by them to kill me. I just have a misunderstood reputation on EVE. People mistake my hugs for malicious intentions. Although hugging with guns isnt like by everyone. Some people just dont like allowing me to hug them.. they're very insecure and have a hard time accepting my love. Twisted

But yea those were funny threads lol. Sadly I run a mercenary / war dec corporation now so my hugs are only shared with those we war dec. That situation shares a whole set of laughs within itself Pirate
Subject 4927
DPS INC
Probably Up to No Good
#7 - 2014-04-27 20:28:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Subject 4927
I am liked by a very small group of players. Everybody who has ever shared grid and a chat channel with me probably hates me.

EDIT:

Right this is about you.. uhh yea you're cool here have a biscuit.

http://subjectandfriends.wordpress.com
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#8 - 2014-04-27 21:00:43 UTC
Subject 4927 wrote:
I am liked by a very small group of players. Everybody who has ever shared grid and a chat channel with me probably hates me.

EDIT:

Right this is about you.. uhh yea you're cool here have a biscuit.


I accept your biscuit in the spirit of friendship! To you I offer a bread roll. The question is.. will it be accepted?
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#9 - 2014-04-28 05:19:27 UTC
this has been a fun week. Seems that pilots are just throwing themselves at us lately. I am happy for the opportunity to kill them of course. However I wonder how many people figure out that its a bad idea to play eve when theyre dec'd by a war dec corp.

I was told that in comparison what I do on EVE is the equivalent of "slitting the throats of small children". I would like to say that I don't feel that I'm that bad. However it has been my experience that some people disagree. As always I think its evident that they are confused and in need of hugs. Anyhow thanks for checking in for another ramble from your's truly.
Solecist Project
#10 - 2014-04-28 14:33:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Dear Dark Renegade,

I don't know you and I have never heard of you,
but I wanted to tell you that I love you.

With all my heart.

Thinking about you and all these who you show interest in makes me outright jealous.
I understand that you want to be free. I understand that you want to spread your "ammo"
into as many "ships" as you can. I really understand that! But what about me?

What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?

Why is it always the others' "ships" you make "explode"
into a big fireball of emotions?

One day, you will find peace. One day, you will seek the one true love you
yet have not found in your restless search for satisfaction.

One day, it will be me.

You will be mine!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-04-28 15:50:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Solecist Project wrote:

What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?


Reading this, combined with the freaky portrait, is officially the creepiest fuking thing I have ever read on the forums.

Of any game.

Ever.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Solecist Project
#12 - 2014-04-28 16:44:19 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?


Reading this, combined with the freaky portrait, is officially the creepiest fuking thing I have ever read on the forums.

Of any game.

Ever.

And I haven't even put effort into it...

Thanks! :D

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-04-28 16:48:13 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?


Reading this, combined with the freaky portrait, is officially the creepiest fuking thing I have ever read on the forums.

Of any game.

Ever.

And I haven't even put effort into it...

Thanks! :D

Do you need me to buy you a plex so you can change your face again for the betterment of mankind? I liked the old one...

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Solecist Project
#14 - 2014-04-28 17:55:41 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?


Reading this, combined with the freaky portrait, is officially the creepiest fuking thing I have ever read on the forums.

Of any game.

Ever.

And I haven't even put effort into it...

Thanks! :D

Do you need me to buy you a plex so you can change your face again for the betterment of mankind? I liked the old one...

That's pretty much the whole point, yes. :)


Which one did you like?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-04-29 18:18:38 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?


Reading this, combined with the freaky portrait, is officially the creepiest fuking thing I have ever read on the forums.

Of any game.

Ever.

And I haven't even put effort into it...

Thanks! :D

Do you need me to buy you a plex so you can change your face again for the betterment of mankind? I liked the old one...

That's pretty much the whole point, yes. :)


Which one did you like?

I think it was the second one you had after we talked in BU about gender changes. The current one is cool though.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#16 - 2014-04-29 18:41:46 UTC
your poem has set my heart ablaze
setting aside this mascarade
I do not intend to fuel your jealousy
I reach out to others while proclaiming my villany
through hillarity and insanity my mind twists and binds
I'll find your ship if you'll give but a sign
we'll nestle up in far corners of space
proclaiming love of war to the human race
Ill hug you and penetrate deep to your hull
so much that you'll know me as the raging bull
Ill buck and you'll scream and you'll shout
but no matter what happens you wont get out
my love extends to all who choose it
but beware once its there you'll never lose it

I do enjoy this poetry
as it shows a sensitive side of me
I do not agree with leto thule
Your face is as beautiful as the first day of school
but now I digress as its back to eve
So if it please you I now take my leave.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#17 - 2014-04-29 22:39:35 UTC
Can't say I ever heard of you sir. No offence.

But in saying that, I don't get out much anyway.

Solecist Project wrote:
What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?

That's hawt.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#18 - 2014-04-30 03:42:57 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Can't say I ever heard of you sir. No offence.

But in saying that, I don't get out much anyway.

Solecist Project wrote:
What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?

That's hawt.




Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2014-04-30 04:16:56 UTC
Dark Renegade wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Can't say I ever heard of you sir. No offence.

But in saying that, I don't get out much anyway.

Solecist Project wrote:
What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?

That's hawt.




Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?

Lust? Aye.

Love? Negative sir.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Dark Renegade
Ethereal Morality
The Initiative.
#20 - 2014-04-30 04:52:45 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Dark Renegade wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Can't say I ever heard of you sir. No offence.

But in saying that, I don't get out much anyway.

Solecist Project wrote:
What about my "ship" ? Why can't you penetrate *my* "hull" with your "load"?

That's hawt.




Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?

Lust? Aye.

Love? Negative sir.


Lust is always better than love. Love is constriction which requires a stable foundation. While lust derives from spontaneous action and disregard to caution. Looking at it that way, you'd soon find that those in lust are the truly brave and courageous ones :). So ill take lust.

on another note! Hillarity Ensues Bags its first freighter kill! https://zkillboard.com/kill/38514098/
Through endless deliberations with fellow colleagues we have now set our goal to 5. From there who knows?!
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