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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2014-04-28 08:48:13 UTC
Wait... youre not the Achura escort i ordered!

*thinks*

Well i have 2 360 controllers lets play skullgirls.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2014-04-28 09:01:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
*hugs Graygor*

I'm not hitting on you, I just want protection from the elements.

We can stay warm together

inside your adaptive invulnerability field

baby

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#43 - 2014-04-28 14:32:36 UTC
It's ok, hon. I just wasn't sure your bat swung that way. :(

Maybe I'll go and see if Cassadine is available.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#44 - 2014-04-28 14:59:14 UTC
Nevermind Cassadine, I'm the one you want.

And I see you're still wearing the clothes I gave you. Maybe we can go over to my place and find some more for you among other things. Blink
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#45 - 2014-04-28 15:13:24 UTC
My cake brings all the girls to the yard,
And there like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#46 - 2014-04-28 16:07:25 UTC
Even though you used the improper form of "there/theyre/their"...


Ill still respect you in the morning.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2014-04-28 16:16:06 UTC
Tickle me with your soul patch, you cunning linguist.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2014-04-28 16:56:39 UTC
Facial hair is no fun at all. You should try spending time with a man who's got smooth skin everywhere.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#49 - 2014-04-28 17:56:30 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Facial hair is no fun at all. You should try spending time with a man who's got smooth skin everywhere.

Well I guess that leaves you out then hippie

Actually...I just want someone to sing this to me: ABBA -Angel of the Morning
Is that so much to ask? *sniff*
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2014-04-28 17:59:58 UTC
How about ABBA - I Have a Dream?

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Za Sunji
State War Academy
Caldari State
#51 - 2014-04-28 21:41:16 UTC
I heard there was cake?
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#52 - 2014-04-28 21:45:06 UTC
Za Sunji wrote:
I heard there was cake?


Yes; there is. Come sit right over here.

*taps the seat next to himself*
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#53 - 2014-04-29 18:05:19 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
stuff

sooo....
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#54 - 2014-04-29 18:13:56 UTC
Ahh come on. Do you honestly expect me to hit on ... THAT?

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#55 - 2014-04-29 18:18:40 UTC
Metal arms are cold and uninviting.. the back of my van is the complete opposite... wink wink.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#56 - 2014-04-29 18:37:28 UTC
i have bacon at home...
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#57 - 2014-04-29 19:05:02 UTC
like precious jewels ?............... well suck me knob its a jem Big smileBear


forum post deletion incoming Big smile
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#58 - 2014-04-29 20:09:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Vortexo VonBrenner
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:

Who thought it would be a good idea to start a video by having a group of men approach a kid in a dimly lit alley? snh



@ hill - jem as in jem'hadar? ERP's not my thing, but whatever you're into, cool.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#59 - 2014-04-29 23:40:48 UTC
Hello sir.

T'is a shame you're not inclined to practice any of the erotic-arts. For me is hard to avoid as .. well, we Achuran woman are known to be somewhat masters of the art.

I had trouble understanding exactly what you said, perhaps the injury you sustained at some point to your head made your cognitive communication skills a little .. lacking, or .. perhaps it's a lack of self-confidence from the resulting scars that keep you hidden away from erotic-interaction? In any event if you find your ailments are hindering your true potential, or your enjoyment of all that capsuleer life has to offer, I could have my family doctor take a look and perhaps advise on a course of cosmetic surgery?

Just a thought. Meantime here's my numba sir.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#60 - 2014-04-29 23:44:58 UTC
As an art aficionado, I would love to view your exhibition.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?