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[MERC] Merrill's Marauders now accepting contracts in low/high sec.

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Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#41 - 2014-04-26 22:35:06 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Cannibal Kane wrote:


Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.


Is that not a threat? Looks like a threat to me.

Edit:

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.
Dave Stark
#42 - 2014-04-26 22:39:29 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:


Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.


Is that not a threat? Looks like a threat to me.


depends on how you're defining a threat i guess. generally some one telling you that they're going to carry on with their day-to-day business wouldn't usually fall in to the definition of a "threat"

but if you feel threatened then i suppose it could be. although, if you feel threatened by some one going about their day-to-day business... i'd question the quality of the service you're providing.
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2014-04-26 23:40:36 UTC
You guys have a great future ahead of you.

(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#44 - 2014-04-26 23:48:02 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
You guys have a great future ahead of you.

(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).


Now the goons hate us too! :D

You guys mad that we repped that freighter on you earlier? Sorry to deny you that kill.

By the way guys, thanks for keeping my ad on top of C&P for the last 2 days.
Dave Stark
#45 - 2014-04-26 23:58:23 UTC
Stoop Paz
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#46 - 2014-04-27 00:00:12 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:



im not mad. just gonna make you lose some ships.

its all good bro. have fun.
Chaotix Morwen
Church Of BDSM
#47 - 2014-04-27 00:45:49 UTC
You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.

Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.

I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#48 - 2014-04-27 01:10:59 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
You guys have a great future ahead of you.

(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).



How's that Aeon doing by the way?
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#49 - 2014-04-27 01:12:28 UTC
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.

Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.

I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.


1 billion, up front payment.
Chaotix Morwen
Church Of BDSM
#50 - 2014-04-27 01:43:56 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.

Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.

I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.


1 billion, up front payment.


Thanks for not answering all of my questions...what timespan can i expect to get this done by? Additionally 1 billion isk upfront most likely will not be happening, this service isnt worth that much...and that much isk upfront with no gurantee kinda tells me id be wasting that much isk.

Can you please flesh out payment details and address my concerns as a customer?
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#51 - 2014-04-27 01:50:34 UTC
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.

Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.

I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.


1 billion, up front payment.


Thanks for not answering all of my questions...what timespan can i expect to get this done by? Additionally 1 billion isk upfront most likely will not be happening, this service isnt worth that much...and that much isk upfront with no gurantee kinda tells me id be wasting that much isk.

Can you please flesh out payment details and address my concerns as a customer?


Don't make me laugh. You're obviously not serious, given your previous "participation" here. Show me some isk and we'll talk. Somehow I doubt you're willing to put your money where your mouth is.
Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#52 - 2014-04-27 01:57:14 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.

Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.

I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.


1 billion, up front payment.


Thanks for not answering all of my questions...what timespan can i expect to get this done by? Additionally 1 billion isk upfront most likely will not be happening, this service isnt worth that much...and that much isk upfront with no gurantee kinda tells me id be wasting that much isk.

Can you please flesh out payment details and address my concerns as a customer?


Don't make me laugh. You're obviously not serious, given your previous "participation" here. Show me some isk and we'll talk. Somehow I doubt you're willing to put your money where your mouth is.


This is why you will fail all the time, every time

Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?  Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!  EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban!

Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2014-04-27 02:04:52 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
You guys have a great future ahead of you.

(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).



How's that Aeon doing by the way?


You do realize that random GoonWaffe members aren't personally responsible for everything that happens everywhere, right?

(That's the GIA's job)
Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#54 - 2014-04-27 02:08:59 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
You guys have a great future ahead of you.

(Kane please keep this thread updated with the results).



How's that Aeon doing by the way?


You do realize that random GoonWaffe members aren't personally responsible for everything that happens everywhere, right?

(That's the GIA's job)



I don't think he does, you might need to explain it to him in simpler terms.

If the dude doesn't know how to highsec merc, I doubt he would understand nullsec lol

Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?  Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!  EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban!

Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#55 - 2014-04-27 02:28:26 UTC
Jack Lennox wrote:


I don't think he does, you might need to explain it to him in simpler terms.

If the dude doesn't know how to highsec merc, I doubt he would understand nullsec lol



Check my employment history, I may or may not know a thing or two about nullsec.
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2014-04-27 03:25:30 UTC
Apparently GoonWaffe is in the low 100's on BattleClinic Rankings, so I guess that means I am decreed your moral superior.

I await your tribute.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#57 - 2014-04-27 03:44:02 UTC
Any bets on when they merge into Marmite?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Dark Renegade
GeoCorp.
The Initiative.
#58 - 2014-04-27 03:51:06 UTC
I was wondering why this was linked to my corp's advertisement.. I guess for the lols. Realistically, everyone wants to end up on top. However, the reality is that no one starts there. If you dont have a superb record yet, you could always work up to one. Anyhow this thread was a good read. My name is dark renegade, and I approve this thread.

*puts his stamp of approval on everyone's comments*
Stoop Paz
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#59 - 2014-04-27 04:13:34 UTC
Dark Renegade wrote:
I was wondering why this was linked to my corp's advertisement.. I guess for the lols. Realistically, everyone wants to end up on top. However, the reality is that no one starts there. If you dont have a superb record yet, you could always work up to one. Anyhow this thread was a good read. My name is dark renegade, and I approve this thread.

*puts his stamp of approval on everyone's comments*



indeed, this is all for entertainment.

thanks for the vote of approval!

O7
Chaotix Morwen
Church Of BDSM
#60 - 2014-04-27 06:36:10 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Chaotix Morwen wrote:
You know what us calling you poor mercs isnt really that well evidenced. So ill bite the bullet and give you a contract.

Im looking into getting a pair of POCOS in Gelhan that are over barren planets, they belong to an alliance called failed-diplomacy. Their BC rank is #380. Seen as you are both top-ranked id dare say your on equal terms. I would like these 2 pocos demolished in short order.

I would like a quote on how much it will cost all around and the time span it will take, and for the sake of advertisement i would like our correspondence done via this thread, if you do a good job itll stop all of this nonsense, if you do poorly...well this thread will get pretty lolled at.


1 billion, up front payment.


Thanks for not answering all of my questions...what timespan can i expect to get this done by? Additionally 1 billion isk upfront most likely will not be happening, this service isnt worth that much...and that much isk upfront with no gurantee kinda tells me id be wasting that much isk.

Can you please flesh out payment details and address my concerns as a customer?


Don't make me laugh. You're obviously not serious, given your previous "participation" here. Show me some isk and we'll talk. Somehow I doubt you're willing to put your money where your mouth is.


I am very serious, your obviously not taking this very seriously by not addressing my concerns, nor by helping me come to an agreement. I am not willing to pay 1 billion isk upfront to a merc group that has little evidence of success, for all i know you will take the isk and not do the job.

I would be willing to pay the 50 mil wardec fee upfront, then pay 60 mil per POCO destroyed (30 mil upon reinforcement, 30 mil upon destruction). I feel this is a more acceptable deal, now about the timespan question you havent answered so far...