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Burn Jita haz a date!!

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Claud Tiberius
#41 - 2014-04-22 13:50:22 UTC
Ima get mah cheap ass Badger.

Tank it real goood.

Watch goons attack it and hear them say - "oh ****" as concord kicks their ass.

Once upon a time the Golem had a Raven hull and it looked good. Then it transformed into a plataduck. The end.

Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#42 - 2014-04-22 14:41:45 UTC
Claud Tiberius wrote:
Ima get mah cheap ass Badger.

Tank it real goood.

Watch goons attack it and hear them say - "oh ****" as concord kicks their ass.


... wat? Ahahahaha. Best joke on the Eve o forum EVER.
Jaun Pacht-Feng
Doomheim
#43 - 2014-04-22 14:47:41 UTC
Has it really been 3 years since Mittens publicly endorsed harassment and endorsed suicide of another player?
Has it REALLY been 3 years ago that Mittens got all butthurt because a "I'm sorry" didn't exactly cut it?
Has it been 3 years since he cried delicious tears and seeked revenge against the community who disliked his actions and seen through the halfassed bullshit apology?

Oh, it has?

Cool story bro!

"Go Goon or Go Home"

Perfect description of the biggest problem with Eve. 

Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#44 - 2014-04-22 14:49:52 UTC
Prepare to launch the shuttle piñata!

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide

Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#45 - 2014-04-22 15:14:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Antisocial Malkavian
Lucas Kell wrote:
Blastcaps Madullier wrote:
and interesting will be to see if CCP decided to tweek FW "standings" etc temp to sic the FW players on burn jita gankers? :)
I'm fairly sure they won't change mechanics to allow that, and even if they did, who would be a valid target? Could they just kill anyone in Jita or what? It's not like the whole of Burn Jita will be done in coalition alts.

If they did change the games mechanics to protect the poor little highsec carebears though, that would be an official sign that the CFC won EVE.


Make jita null sec for a weekend?

Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Has it really been 3 years since Mittens publicly endorsed harassment and endorsed suicide of another player?
Has it REALLY been 3 years ago that Mittens got all butthurt because a "I'm sorry" didn't exactly cut it?
Has it been 3 years since he cried delicious tears and seeked revenge against the community who disliked his actions and seen through the halfassed bullshit apology?




yep!

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Solecist Project
#46 - 2014-04-22 15:15:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Cpt Swagg wrote:
**** I need to get 5.0

How can I increase security status fast without buying tags?

Already training social to 4 so I get fast talk.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/24smp7ax4f5bxsi/Screenshot_2014-04-22-08-48-32.png

Fastest way is buying tags.

Or not giving a damn about it. Bouncing around on gid in 1.0 or 0.9 as -10 is pretty awesome.
Challenging. Demanding. Warpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarpwarp.

The only real issue is the amount of players trying to blap you before you can alpha your target.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#47 - 2014-04-22 15:45:00 UTC
Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Has it really been 3 years since Mittens publicly endorsed harassment and endorsed suicide of another player?
Has it REALLY been 3 years ago that Mittens got all butthurt because a "I'm sorry" didn't exactly cut it?
Has it been 3 years since he cried delicious tears and seeked revenge against the community who disliked his actions and seen through the halfassed bullshit apology?

Oh, it has?

Cool story bro!


2 years. I see basic counting is not your strength.

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Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#48 - 2014-04-22 15:48:16 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Jaun Pacht-Feng wrote:
Has it really been 3 years since Mittens publicly endorsed harassment and endorsed suicide of another player?
Has it REALLY been 3 years ago that Mittens got all butthurt because a "I'm sorry" didn't exactly cut it?
Has it been 3 years since he cried delicious tears and seeked revenge against the community who disliked his actions and seen through the halfassed bullshit apology?

Oh, it has?

Cool story bro!


2 years. I see basic counting is not your strength.


Me neither but yeah, industrialist

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#49 - 2014-04-22 16:11:47 UTC
Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:
So Sociopaths Online kicks in again...yawn.
I will do my business in and near Jita long before start time.

I feel bad for the majority of the player base that does not read the forums or blogs.
Who know how many subs will be lost this weekend.

But hey, high sec industry is being made extinct, and I am sure that 10 people will sign up to be a null sec serf for every high sec casual player quits. So go ahead clowns, act like jerks this weekend. Knock yourself out.



please link to your peer reviewed proof that Burn Jita events kills subs.

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...

Dave Stark
#50 - 2014-04-22 16:19:36 UTC
Little Dragon Khamez wrote:
Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:
So Sociopaths Online kicks in again...yawn.
I will do my business in and near Jita long before start time.

I feel bad for the majority of the player base that does not read the forums or blogs.
Who know how many subs will be lost this weekend.

But hey, high sec industry is being made extinct, and I am sure that 10 people will sign up to be a null sec serf for every high sec casual player quits. So go ahead clowns, act like jerks this weekend. Knock yourself out.



please link to your peer reviewed proof that Burn Jita events kills subs.


as long as his account is one of them, i'd be fine with a dip in subs.
Axe Coldon
#51 - 2014-04-22 16:21:04 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:


Are you kidding? It's a great time to hop into a sensor-boosted Slasher, grab a bunch of flashy red Goon pods and add their burned corpses to your collection.

If you really want to protest, join one of the counter-terrorism fleets that will be operating in the area.


I know a guy that does exactly that. He hangs around in a boosted dessie and kills PODS of evil gankers. What's really fun is when he pisses off the gankers..they war dec him and he gets in a different alt and starts all over. Basically he must get ganker tears..if they are pissed off enough to war dec him over and over and never get a kill off him.

No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#52 - 2014-04-22 16:24:13 UTC
FYI, the real action will be on the gates.



Traffic control + Burn Jita = Hilarity.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Solecist Project
#53 - 2014-04-22 16:24:20 UTC
All I care for is making billions off of it.

I've been waiting for this since my resurrection.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Dave Stark
#54 - 2014-04-22 16:24:59 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
FYI, the real action will be on the gates.



Traffic control + Burn Jita = Hilarity.

fish, meet barrel.
handbanana
State War Academy
Caldari State
#55 - 2014-04-22 16:43:58 UTC  |  Edited by: handbanana
Does this thing have a real purpose or affect besides generating really bad forum threads?

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”    -Jack Handy

Solecist Project
#56 - 2014-04-22 16:46:54 UTC
handbanana wrote:
Does this thing have a real purpose or effect besides generating really bad forum threads?
It makes them, and everybody smart enough to understand it, dozens of billions of ISK.
Each.

Every time you see somebody claim that it was
pointless, worthless, useless, a failure or something equivalent,
it wasn't them making shitloads of money off of it.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Salvos Rhoska
#57 - 2014-04-22 16:47:08 UTC
I applaud this content.

Well done.
Burn the fk out of it.
Solecist Project
#58 - 2014-04-22 16:48:47 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
I applaud this content.

Well done.
Burn the fk out of it.

That's surprising.
Wouldn't have thought you approve.

Nice. :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Salvos Rhoska
#59 - 2014-04-22 16:55:16 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Solecist Project wrote:
That's surprising.
Wouldn't have thought you approve.

Nice. :)


I just haven't found my way out of high-sec yet.
*Snip* Removed off topic part of the post. ISD Ezwal.

Nonetheless, I hate fking high-sec, and the specifically the people in it.
Hopefully soon I can become an proper angry hermit in a WH somewhere.
Herzyr
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#60 - 2014-04-22 16:59:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzyr
I though ''Burn Jita'' was a once in a lifetime event,like the monocle incident, dunno why I keep thinking of Jita Riots when I think of Burn Jita.

So how does this work? Is it a FFA VS Goons when they come out of their hole? Do we cower in fear while docked as we see local spike? Do we wardec gewns for a chance of glorious killmails?

Being a late to EvE means I don't know the background of silly events like this.


Also, as the event goes on what do we do? stay away from Jita? I can only imagine that the market will go crazy with certain modules since they did post their fit and also because the trade hub will be closed so prices for ''normal'' commodities will sky rocket as well