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Frankenmouse: Looking for pilots who like to blow s*** up!
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Takashi Kuritatomo

Frankenmouse Inc

Frankenmouse

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#1 - 2014-04-22 00:06:24 UTC | Edited by: Takashi Kuritatomo

Frankenmouse, a corp with over a year and a half of steady history, has changed our focus. We have moved from the do-everything that so many new corps try for to a more narrow combat focus. PvE and PvP... so long as something is exploding, we're happy. Hell, even if it's our own ships... that happens to everyone, and a good fight is a good fight.

While we do not prohibit industry - we are no longer actively looking for pilots that are do not like to blow s*** up.

Are you new? Okay. Are you experienced? You won't be the only one. We do take pride in being new-player friendly, but we are able to do that because of our core of experienced players who help those who need it. With our experienced players, even the vets have someone to do real ops with, and aren't limited to what our new guys are able to do.

Frankenmouse started as a noob-corp, and we have always taken pride in our friendly attitude and willingness to teach new players what they need to know to get rolling in Eve.

Furthermore, you will not be just a member; your voice will be heard. Frankenmouse runs on the input of its members. Major decisions are put through based on the voice of all members, not just a select few.

Our HQ is currently still in hi-sec, in Minmatar space. Will that change? As we spend more time hitting Lo-Sec for PvP, it's possible - but we are only one/two jumps from lo-sec where we are. Furthermore, hi-sec is kept interesting thanks to wardecs and PvE, as well. We also run through a WH on occasion.

You need a good corp, we need good pilots. I think you see the connection. Drop us a line; come to our channel, Frankenmouse Recruits, or drop me (Takashi) a line directly.

- Tak


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#2 - 2014-04-22 18:05:52 UTC Yay for bumps!


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#3 - 2014-04-23 18:55:15 UTC Back to the top!


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#4 - 2014-04-25 20:39:39 UTC Is it bump time already?


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#5 - 2014-04-27 20:23:59 UTC Why yes, it is bump time.


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#6 - 2014-04-29 17:57:33 UTC But, bump? What is the purpose of that?


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#7 - 2014-04-30 21:02:02 UTC Well, bumps are useful to bring it back to the top...


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#8 - 2014-05-01 18:15:56 UTC But why is that even necessary?


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#9 - 2014-05-03 19:55:53 UTC It makes sure people can find the post amidst all the waste...


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#10 - 2014-05-05 19:37:09 UTC Well, that was informative. What shall we discuss now?


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#11 - 2014-05-06 19:04:22 UTC Well, how about joke time?

Takashi Kuritatomo

Frankenmouse Inc

Frankenmouse

Likes received: 14

#12 - 2014-05-07 17:34:33 UTC

Sounds good. I'll start:

A pirate with a warp disruptor attacks a missioner with a warp drive stabilizer. The missioner warps away. The pirate finds him later and attacks him again but the missioner once again warps out.
The missioner asks "Why do you keep attacking me?"
The pirate replies, "I'm not sure now, I'm starting to think this might be.. ~* pointless *~"

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#13 - 2014-05-09 17:24:07 UTC Okay. Not a bad start. What else you got?


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#14 - 2014-05-10 19:14:42 UTC Okay, how about this one... we'll go with ultra low-brow; a Yo Momma joke... Yo Momma so fat, every time she logs on, she triggers time dilation. Ba-dum!


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#15 - 2014-05-14 16:22:14 UTC Not bad, not bad. Got another?

Takashi Kuritatomo

Frankenmouse Inc

Frankenmouse

Likes received: 14

#16 - 2014-05-16 16:56:28 UTC

Sure; how about this:

A brutor child is gong for a cookie and spills flour on himself.He thinks to himself "I look like an Amarrian."

He goes to his siblings and says "look i'm an amarrian" and they beat him like one, and say go tell your parents.

He goes to his parents and says " look I'm an Amarrian" and they beat him like one, and say go tell your elders.

He goes to his elders (if they are not still slaves, lol) and says "look I'm an Amarrian" and they beat him and tell him to anounce if front of the tribe what he has learned.

The child says "I've been an Amarrian for 15 minutes and if I had slaver hounds here you'd all be dead!"


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#17 - 2014-05-17 19:17:14 UTC I liked the other one better.


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#18 - 2014-05-19 17:01:53 UTC Look, they're free jokes. You can't be picky.


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#19 - 2014-05-29 20:00:05 UTC Isn't it about time for another joke? It's been a while...


Takashi Kuritatomo Frankenmouse Inc Frankenmouse Likes received: 14	#20 - 2014-05-30 16:08:50 UTC Well, I didn't feel like it.

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