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A strategic question.

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#81 - 2014-04-25 10:31:23 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Strip poker always was my favourite pastime. Granted, most never seem able to get me past glove and suit jacket. It's like people can't tell when I'm bluffing or playing completely straight. Or bluffing that I'm completely straight when I've got Nicole and Utsu completely down to their stockings and panties.

I always knew you were not only a traitor, but also a kakku!
Oh, and believe it, I would win this against you. And 100% tell when you bluff or not. Yep.
Or better. I could poke you to death without stripping.
Because stripping is unprofessional and inappropriate.
Only kakku enjoy that.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#82 - 2014-04-25 11:41:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Diana Kim wrote:

I always knew you were not only a traitor, but also a kakku!
Oh, and believe it, I would win this against you. And 100% tell when you bluff or not. Yep.
Or better. I could poke you to death without stripping.
Because stripping is unprofessional and inappropriate.
Only kakku enjoy that.


How can you really know you're able to tell 100% whether I'm bluffing or not in strip poker unless you're willing to put some clothes on the line to prove it?

If you're worried about it being unprofessional and inappropriate then all you have to do is express you take no joy in being reduced to your underwear during the game, no? Certainly won't be the first time, but the rules are the rules, and as a Caldari we all must abide the rules of the game.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Jurou Yuan
Wolfraam 74
#83 - 2014-04-25 12:23:22 UTC
I would destroy you both at poker.

I am willing to prove it.
Anslo
Scope Works
#84 - 2014-04-25 12:57:47 UTC
Man this thread got weird.














I like it.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#85 - 2014-04-25 14:47:58 UTC
Jurou Yuan wrote:
I would destroy you both at poker.

I am willing to prove it.


We were discussing strip poker Jurou. Since I would lose all my clothes if I lost and have to see you undressed if I won, I don't see an upside for giving you a venue to prove your assertion.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#86 - 2014-04-25 17:48:22 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:

I always knew you were not only a traitor, but also a kakku!
Oh, and believe it, I would win this against you. And 100% tell when you bluff or not. Yep.
Or better. I could poke you to death without stripping.
Because stripping is unprofessional and inappropriate.
Only kakku enjoy that.


How can you really know you're able to tell 100% whether I'm bluffing or not in strip poker unless you're willing to put some clothes on the line to prove it?

If you're worried about it being unprofessional and inappropriate then all you have to do is express take no joy in being reduced to your underwear during the game, no? Certainly won't be the first time, but the rules are the rules, and as a Caldari we all must abide the rules of the game.

Just clothes? I will put my life on it.
And I do abide to rules.
And if you want poker, sure, I know how to poke peoples. I am experienced sword user. Or could poke with hand. Or leg. Or just with everything that can be used for poking.
And sure as hell, I can poke you to death.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Anslo
Scope Works
#87 - 2014-04-25 17:55:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
So is this really gonna happen? A poker game with some of the most adversarial people playing together?

Cause I'm SO in.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#88 - 2014-04-25 18:04:21 UTC
And I would SO poke you too!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Anslo
Scope Works
#89 - 2014-04-25 18:10:24 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
And I would SO poke you too!


...wait what?

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#90 - 2014-04-25 18:20:00 UTC
Wait a minute... the poker game has turned into a strip poker game?

*blush* Looks like I am out.
Anslo
Scope Works
#91 - 2014-04-25 18:27:32 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
Wait a minute... the poker game has turned into a strip poker game?

*blush* Looks like I am out.


Oh no you don't.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#92 - 2014-04-25 19:29:35 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
Wait a minute... the poker game has turned into a strip poker game?

*blush* Looks like I am out.

Actually I prefer Poke-to-death-by-poking-through-with-a-sword game Roll

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#93 - 2014-04-25 20:39:05 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
Wait a minute... the poker game has turned into a strip poker game?

*blush* Looks like I am out.


Insert obligatory joke about offering to coach you in private.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Anslo
Scope Works
#94 - 2014-04-25 20:58:29 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
Wait a minute... the poker game has turned into a strip poker game?

*blush* Looks like I am out.


Insert obligatory joke about offering to coach you in private.


Insert obligatory if-you-know-what-he-means type comment.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#95 - 2014-04-25 22:03:09 UTC
I'm starting to wonder what I'm missing...

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#96 - 2014-04-25 22:38:01 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
And I would SO poke you too!


I always had a feeling you were a strap-on kinda girl.

-Eran
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#97 - 2014-04-25 22:49:16 UTC
Ok, I want front row seats to this ga me. When and where is it happening?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#98 - 2014-04-26 00:42:25 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
I'm starting to wonder what I'm missing...


Not much. Just my being like a chick in the casino, taking Achuran's panties before I check them out. I promise this, when they see my hands they'll know I'm marvelous...

Because they can't read my poker face.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2014-04-26 07:28:08 UTC
I long ago realised that I have a terrible poker face. When I have a good hand, I break into a huge grin.

So I just started grinning at every hand I got.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#100 - 2014-04-26 07:37:10 UTC
Most relevant thread I've seen in ages. Big smile