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Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-04-20 13:06:04 UTC
This old couple decides to take a trip to Israel. While they are there, the wife unfortunately passes away. So the man calls for the undertaker to get her ready for her burial back in the states.

The undertaker says, "Well sir, if you decided to ship her back to the United States its going to cost you $5,000, but if you want we can bury her here for only $150"

So the man thinks about it and finally he says to the undertaker, "well, you know what, I think I'm going to have to send her back to the United States. I'll pay the $5,000"

The undertaker says, are you sure? That's a lot of money to spend"

The man says, "Yeah I remember reading a story of some man dying and being buried here. Three days later he rose again and I just can't take that chance."

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-04-20 13:17:56 UTC
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

RIP Brandon Lee.

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#3 - 2014-04-20 13:22:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Slade Trillgon
Three men in a boat all claimed that they were Jesus the son of Christ. All three made claims and when the first two could not back their's up they looked at the third.

The third man said that he could walk on water and the other two said, "sure let us see it."

The third man stepped out of the boat an dimmediately sank. When he climed back into the boat he found the other two laughing. He asked why they were laughing and they both looked at him and siad, "you did not even take a step, you sank instantly."

He looked squarely at the two and said, "Sure! I would like to see you two walk on water with holes in your feet."
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#4 - 2014-04-20 13:22:51 UTC
Lol, nice Happy Easter to you as well.

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
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RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-04-20 16:54:36 UTC
Why wouldn't Jesus be good on a hockey team?

He'll get nailed to the boards.

not mine
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#6 - 2014-04-20 17:09:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Just silly stuff:



On Game of Thrones, they celebrate Wester.

-- Twitter Anon.


Pee Wee Easter

Tribble Easter

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Tyra Falco
Glasgow Kiss Enterprises
#7 - 2014-04-20 20:35:06 UTC
Happy celebrated-one-month-late spring equinox (20th March 2014) to all of you. P

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Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-04-20 20:38:15 UTC
Tyra Falco wrote:
Happy celebrated-one-month-late spring equinox (20th March 2014) to all of you. P

Thanks to sickpedia for this piece of genius...
'Today's the day Judas realized his April Fools joke had gone too far' Shocked



Technically it was 3 days after the 1st full moon of the Spring Equinox (passover). So Easter was really last week from the christian view.

For pagans it's March 20th.



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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2014-04-20 21:33:43 UTC
Doireen Kaundur wrote:


Technically it was 3 days after the 1st full moon of the Spring Equinox (passover). So Easter was really last week from the christian view.

For pagans it's March 20th.




It's become as complicated as figuring out when President's Day is (I remember separate Washington and Lincoln Birthdays).

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882