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An Ode to Solecist Project

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Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#21 - 2014-04-19 23:06:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Pok Nibin
Seems Solecist Project and Marsh Mallow are doing their level best to create the impression there's something behind the both of them. Unfortunately for that effort, reading their posts reveals there's not much there. In any case, that's not the purpose of my reply.

My reply is to inform you that neuro-surgeons did exploratories on both posters in question and discovered the one has avocado where a brain was expected, yet the other (true to the name) had some sort of sugary, puffy white substance within the cranial cavity.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Vyl Vit
#22 - 2014-04-19 23:08:34 UTC
The subject line is an offense to the eyes.

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.

masternerdguy
Doomheim
#23 - 2014-04-19 23:10:52 UTC
This thread is an inspiration to us all

Things are only impossible until they are not.

Marsha Mallow
#24 - 2014-04-19 23:13:52 UTC
Pok Nibin wrote:
*Has bad hair*
Dont fight it; Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs; You know you want to.

Sorry but theres no perverted rping here, it's clean adult fun only. You are barred. And you owe me ISK for posting.

masternerdguy wrote:
This thread is an inspiration to us all

ofgs
well, what do we have to do masternerd
i'm not putting pants on head all the time, ruins my hair
teach us

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Solecist Project
#25 - 2014-04-19 23:15:07 UTC
Pok Nibin wrote:
Seems Solecist Project and Marsh Mallow are doing their level best to create the impression there's something behind the both of them. Unfortunately for that effort, reading their posts reveals there's not much there. In any case, that's not the purpose of my reply.

My reply is to inform you that neuro-surgeons did exploratories on both posters in question and discovered the one has avocado where a brain was expected, yet the other (true to the name) had some sort of sugary, puffy white substance within the cranial cavity.

I must admit that she's pretty much the perfect companion,
but I have no idea why you would think there's more.
(all within EVE, please!)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

CETA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#26 - 2014-04-19 23:16:00 UTC
Illegal unpaid post.
Solecist Project
#27 - 2014-04-19 23:16:51 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Pok Nibin wrote:
*Has bad hair*
Dont fight it; Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs; You know you want to.

Sorry but theres no perverted rping here, it's clean adult fun only. You are barred. And you owe me ISK for posting.

masternerdguy wrote:
This thread is an inspiration to us all

ofgs
well, what do we have to do masternerd
i'm not putting pants on head all the time, ruins my hair
teach us

No pants at all would suit you perfectly.

A long tshirt, covering your bottom.. that's it. ^_^

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Marsha Mallow
#28 - 2014-04-19 23:17:05 UTC
CETA Elitist wrote:
Illegal unpaid post.

It's OK we all have the same hair. You can do it.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#29 - 2014-04-19 23:18:00 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Pok Nibin wrote:
*Has bad hair*
Dont fight it; Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs; You know you want to.

Sorry but theres no perverted rping here, it's clean adult fun only. You are barred. And you owe me ISK for posting.
Enslavement is an honor for you. Restore the natural order.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#30 - 2014-04-19 23:18:49 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Pok Nibin wrote:
Seems Solecist Project and Marsh Mallow are doing their level best to create the impression there's something behind the both of them. Unfortunately for that effort, reading their posts reveals there's not much there. In any case, that's not the purpose of my reply.

My reply is to inform you that neuro-surgeons did exploratories on both posters in question and discovered the one has avocado where a brain was expected, yet the other (true to the name) had some sort of sugary, puffy white substance within the cranial cavity.

I must admit that she's pretty much the perfect companion,
but I have no idea why you would think there's more.
(all within EVE, please!)
I was just passing a message along. Blame medical science for the reveal.

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#31 - 2014-04-19 23:33:54 UTC
"That toon was broken!"

...

"It has been... remade!"

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Solecist Project
#32 - 2014-04-19 23:41:55 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
"That toon was broken!"

...

"It has been... remade!"

What?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#33 - 2014-04-19 23:46:01 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
"That toon was broken!"

...

"It has been... remade!"

What?


Lord of the Rings reference.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#34 - 2014-04-19 23:49:49 UTC  |  Edited by: KnowUsByTheDead
Meh, I hate poetry, but I will give it a go.........


I once knew a dude,
Sol was his name.
He came back to EvE...
Damn, would you look at that face.

His meta was strong,
but he sure was wrong,
When he chose the Gallentean race.

Now look at his pic.
Doesn't it make you sick?
It definitely isn't a fringe case.
But always worthy of a "Dude...your face. Shocked"

Sooooo....
CCP, please.
We're down on our knees.
Give Sol a resculpt,
Or everyone might quit EvE!!!!

Kittens will be spared....
The electric chair....
And universal re-balance will reign supreme!!!!

Big smileBlinkPirate

*edited for inebriated spelling.

Don't judge me.

It's the weekend.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Solecist Project
#35 - 2014-04-19 23:51:54 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
"That toon was broken!"

...

"It has been... remade!"

What?


Lord of the Rings reference.

I have no idea, but I approve of your post.

Please approve of mine too,
right here https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4491820#post4491820


:)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#36 - 2014-04-19 23:52:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
There once was a girl named Solecist
Her face was covered in bits
"I'm ugly", she says
"My face is a mess"
"But I'd let you squeeze my ****".

Mr Epeen Cool
Orla- King-Griffin
#37 - 2014-04-19 23:53:30 UTC
*shatner-esk spoken words*
contrast and Asymmetry
i think
are

the
name of it in terms

of portrait





art.

Ah shite...

Solecist Project
#38 - 2014-04-20 00:01:55 UTC
Orla- King-Griffin wrote:
*shatner-esk spoken words*
contrast and Asymmetry
i think
are

the
name of it in terms

of portrait





art.
This would be just crap, but ...

In HIS voice it's BRILLIANT! :D

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#39 - 2014-04-20 00:04:29 UTC
I tried to think of a poem, but while attempting to stick the rhythm onto "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost, it ended up attaching to "Ice Ice Baby", and I'm pretty sure we all don't want to see that.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Solecist Project
#40 - 2014-04-20 00:05:46 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
I tried to think of a poem, but while attempting to stick the rhythm onto "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost, it ended up attaching to "Ice Ice Baby", and I'm pretty sure we all don't want to see that.

LOL

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia