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CCP and Their Special Snowflakes

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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#261 - 2014-04-17 07:58:42 UTC
Aralyn Cormallen wrote:
You know what, as soon as I log on, I'm sending the dude who caused this some isk, this has been the best morning read in absolute ages. Plus, his cloaky camping would now have a financial incentive Big smile


He should start a James 315esq blog. I checked, and www.CampingZiona.com is available.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Solecist Project
#262 - 2014-04-17 07:59:34 UTC
It's really hard to come up with crap to post when I really want to.

I have no idea what to post.

Can somebody help me out?

How was your day so far? It's 10am here and I already had to make a work related trip.

I bought a fishburger thingy from Nordsee. No idea how it's called anywhere else
a d the nice lady there gave me additional awesomesauce!

That's the sauce you find in fishmacs. you know it,
but I call it awesomesauce, because it makes fish taste awesome!

Now my stomach is kind of disturbed.

I'll have a smoke now.


How are you today, everybody else than ziona?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#263 - 2014-04-17 08:00:32 UTC
Aralyn Cormallen wrote:
You know what, as soon as I log on, I'm sending the dude who caused this some isk, this has been the best morning read in absolute ages. Plus, his cloaky camping would now have a financial incentive Big smile


Hell, he is welcome to join my corp for a medal, as well as a donation.

"The Ripard Teg Medal Of Valor"

Awarded to those who endure the cyberbullying of bouncer, dog-wielding, eye-removing, hate-monger....Infinity Ziona.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#264 - 2014-04-17 08:00:34 UTC
Might be time to go back to highsec if you can't handle it? Don't believe anyone should get a warning for actively going after AFK cloakers instead of whining about it.

I disagree
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#265 - 2014-04-17 08:00:57 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
It's really hard to come up with crap to post when I really want to.

I have no idea what to post.

Can somebody help me out?

How was your day so far? It's 10am here and I already had to make a work related trip.

I bought a fishburger thingy from Nordsee. No idea how it's called anywhere else
a d the nice lady there gave me additional awesomesauce!

That's the sauce you find in fishmacs. you know it,
but I call it awesomesauce, because it makes fish taste awesome!

Now my stomach is kind of disturbed.

I'll have a smoke now.


How are you today, everybody else than ziona?


Sorry man hard for the comic relief to bleed through when we're dealing with a cyber bully.

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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#266 - 2014-04-17 08:01:44 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
You guys are terrible. I bet not a single one of you has given a thought to how CCP Falcon, just getting his morning coffee, is going to react when he sees this tread. I guarantee the motorcycle riding, eye socket punching, vicious dog handler bully IRL hasn't.

I'm sorry CCP Falcon. I'm so very sorry.


Dammit man! I had gone upstairs to shave and get my composure, and I come and see that? Now I'm in hysterics. Again.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#267 - 2014-04-17 08:01:49 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
It's really hard to come up with crap to post when I really want to.

I have no idea what to post.

Can somebody help me out?

How was your day so far? It's 10am here and I already had to make a work related trip.

I bought a fishburger thingy from Nordsee. No idea how it's called anywhere else
a d the nice lady there gave me additional awesomesauce!

That's the sauce you find in fishmacs. you know it,
but I call it awesomesauce, because it makes fish taste awesome!

Now my stomach is kind of disturbed.

I'll have a smoke now.


How are you today, everybody else than ziona?


Sorry man hard for the comic relief to bleed through when we're dealing with a cyber bully with attack dogs.



FTFY

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#268 - 2014-04-17 08:03:47 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
You guys are terrible. I bet not a single one of you has given a thought to how CCP Falcon, just getting his morning coffee, is going to react when he sees this tread. I guarantee the motorcycle riding, eye socket punching, vicious dog handler bully IRL hasn't.

I'm sorry CCP Falcon. I'm so very sorry.


Dammit man! I had gone upstairs to shave and get my composure, and I come and see that? Now I'm in hysterics. Again.


I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smile

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#269 - 2014-04-17 08:04:42 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
It's really hard to come up with crap to post when I really want to.

I have no idea what to post.

Can somebody help me out?

How was your day so far? It's 10am here and I already had to make a work related trip.

I bought a fishburger thingy from Nordsee. No idea how it's called anywhere else
a d the nice lady there gave me additional awesomesauce!

That's the sauce you find in fishmacs. you know it,
but I call it awesomesauce, because it makes fish taste awesome!

Now my stomach is kind of disturbed.

I'll have a smoke now.


How are you today, everybody else than ziona?


Sorry man hard for the comic relief to bleed through when we're dealing with a cyber bully bouncer with attack dogs and eye removal services.



FTFY


FTFY

Big smileBlinkPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
UAxSunShine
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#270 - 2014-04-17 08:05:28 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
You guys are terrible. I bet not a single one of you has given a thought to how CCP Falcon, just getting his morning coffee, is going to react when he sees this tread. I guarantee the motorcycle riding, eye socket punching, vicious dog handler bully IRL hasn't.

I'm sorry CCP Falcon. I'm so very sorry.


Dammit man! I had gone upstairs to shave and get my composure, and I come and see that? Now I'm in hysterics. Again.


I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smile



I pooped a little Big smile
Solecist Project
#271 - 2014-04-17 08:05:35 UTC
Fine then.

I hope you understand that you are causing me emotional distress by not
properly responding to my posts as i want it.

I will call Riptard Feg about this. You're all cyberbullies.
CCP will ban you all and then I will have this forum for myself!

Just like my bed! All for myself!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#272 - 2014-04-17 08:06:58 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
It's really hard to come up with crap to post when I really want to.

I have no idea what to post.

Can somebody help me out?

How was your day so far? It's 10am here and I already had to make a work related trip.

I bought a fishburger thingy from Nordsee. No idea how it's called anywhere else
a d the nice lady there gave me additional awesomesauce!

That's the sauce you find in fishmacs. you know it,
but I call it awesomesauce, because it makes fish taste awesome!

Now my stomach is kind of disturbed.

I'll have a smoke now.


How are you today, everybody else than ziona?


Sorry man hard for the comic relief to bleed through when we're dealing with a body building wifebeater t-shirt donning cyber bully bouncer with attack dogs and eye removal services.



FTFY


FTFY

Big smileBlinkPirate


FTFY

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#273 - 2014-04-17 08:07:29 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
You guys are terrible. I bet not a single one of you has given a thought to how CCP Falcon, just getting his morning coffee, is going to react when he sees this tread. I guarantee the motorcycle riding, eye socket punching, vicious dog handler bully IRL hasn't.

I'm sorry CCP Falcon. I'm so very sorry.


Dammit man! I had gone upstairs to shave and get my composure, and I come and see that? Now I'm in hysterics. Again.


I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smile


I think most everyone, except Ziona has been in hysterical tears of laughter since this thread popped up.

Hell, it was the first thing I saw when I logged to the forums.

I haven't even made it to the client yet.

Pirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#274 - 2014-04-17 08:07:54 UTC
UAxSunShine wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
You guys are terrible. I bet not a single one of you has given a thought to how CCP Falcon, just getting his morning coffee, is going to react when he sees this tread. I guarantee the motorcycle riding, eye socket punching, vicious dog handler bully IRL hasn't.

I'm sorry CCP Falcon. I'm so very sorry.


Dammit man! I had gone upstairs to shave and get my composure, and I come and see that? Now I'm in hysterics. Again.


I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smile



I pooped a little Big smile


Your comment was the kicker, that was when I started laughing so hard I was crying. This thread has more tears than the dentist's office next door to Disneyland.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Lady Areola Fappington
#275 - 2014-04-17 08:10:52 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:

Your comment was the kicker, that was when I started laughing so hard I was crying. This thread has more tears than the dentist's office next door to Disneyland.



Dude you're going to be in the middle of PT, remember this thread, and bust out laughing right in the middle of stretching. The pushups will never end.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide
Solecist Project
#276 - 2014-04-17 08:11:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
There once was a man named ziona,
he had no degree or diploma.

He made a new thread,
then went crying to bed,
I'm laughing myself in a coma.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#277 - 2014-04-17 08:11:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
This thread is the "like fountain".

1110 likes so far in 16 pages. Only 754 views. Mind blown.
UAxSunShine
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#278 - 2014-04-17 08:13:05 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
This thread is the "like fountain".

1110 likes so far in 16 pages. Mind blown.



How can you talk about likes when there is a man bullying people?
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#279 - 2014-04-17 08:13:34 UTC
It can't be long before the victim himself get cajoled in to posting here in order to try and pass off the vicious torture he suffered as not really that bad, and that his abuser should not be punished for his vile actions. Fortunately, the "Teg Directive on Forum Discourse on Cyberbullying" clearly labels such as a "Side Issue", so has no bearing on the discussion at hand, nor the nature of the abusers foul behavoir.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#280 - 2014-04-17 08:13:45 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
This thread is the "like fountain".

1110 likes so far in 16 pages. Only 754 views. Mind blown.
I suspect that the original intent was lost somewhere along the way. At least now it has a use and a purpose.