EVE New Citizens Q&A

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If you learn me how to play and help me out to jump from trial to full account, in reward you could receive very smart and bad blond girl... ;)

Any brave C.E.O. which could handle me?

I want to try real life strategies here in game?

In real life I'm quilified top manager, which lobbying politicians, making start-ups, managing real life company and NGO, also managing NGO Union in real life. So, if these and other real life skills are helpfull here, do not hesitate to contact me. ;)

Let's turn this game into fun experience that you don't have here ever before.

Sabriz means don't trust her either. Always make sure that it will be more fun for you to both kill/grief/steal from someone else than it will be for her to stab you in the back.

There are all kinds of corps run like real life organizations. Some corps/alliances are run in a militaristic fashion based on the experience of the many military vets therein. Others are run like a bank, others are run like a legal defense team.

Actually, you'll find Real world skills very useful here, but I do suggest you only apply them if you really consider them fun. Be prepared to undergo a proving period before anyone gives you any responsibility.

Also, just as we aren't supposed to recruit here, posting adds is also discouraged. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=265 is the place to go for forum adds. There is also a recruitment channel in game.

Thanks folks for your answer. But somehow, I coudn't post on Recruiting part of the forum.

This is the only place there I could post my offer to the corps.

I'll apreciate to the admins if they will move my post to the right place, and maybe help me or explain me why I coudn't even answer on any other forums, topics etc. I don't get it. :)

Use your feminine wiles to create an army of slavishly loyal neckbeards... then send them on... "quests"... to go forth and bring the message of their mistress to the cluster!


On a more serious note... while we can't recruit you here we can point you in the right direction. What is it that you want to do?
PvE? If so, what kind? Missions, complexes, belt ratting, wormholes, Incursions etc.
PvP? If so, what kind? Solo, small gang, large fleets, Black-ops, interdiction, suicide squads, etc.
Industry and Finance? If so, which area? Mining, reprocessing, blueprint optimization, logistics, construction, trading, market manipulation, etc.

Ok. Now I got why I couldn’t post anywhere else except here... :) Even here I could post only every 5 minutes 1 post. :)

TO Iria Ahrens:

I'm not spy of any corp. I know only that couple of my friends playing or play before the game, but I even don't know their nicknames here. :) And it's not worth to even know their nicknames, as we are in 6 hours difference by time with them. :)
I really don't know how to prove that I’m not the spy, but by my messages, I guess you could identify it. I don’t have any preferences at the moment to joint this or that corporation and even I don’t have any preferences to choose this or that career. :) I’m open minded to any suggestion.

TO ShahFluffers:

It’s good idea to be a mistress and have men slaves. :) Thank you. Do you want to be one of them? My favorite? ;) Are you adult enough? ;)


As for the rest, I really don’t know.

I could try political career here? Is anything like this here? Or to be negotiator between corporations and alliances on different matters. Or lobby one corporation for some matter for another corporation or alliance.

Or to be a top manager, to try real life skills, but in game. :) Or develop some other skills.
I think I’m more forward to PvP relations. People manipulations my favorite skill. Advisory work is also one of the skills what I could use later on. If you could manipulate people, a lot of things attaching: market manipulations, corporation and alliances relations, war and peace matters etc. etc.

Actually, both of you could write me on PM, and we could discuss it there, if you couldn’t recruit directly on forum. Or I could write you myself. But I don’t have much time… just 7 days left out of my trial.

Coomon, I will learn you how to pee only in one place. :) Don't be afraid. I'm also pass some years ago my 20st. No warry that your misstress will be too young. ;)

For the rest. I apreciate for your advices. So, take me into your corp or alliance. I'll be good assistent after I get learn how to play better. ;) You advice to make a frinds here, well, don't take this chance from me to make a friend from you. :)

Mintchip is that you?

The skills you require for your alleged real life occupation require you to be familiar with how to write properly. Things like proper spelling, grammar and punctuation are an asset.

Sorry, I know this is the newbie forum and I'm supposed to be nice, but I'm calling BS on this troll.

Mr Epeen

Its only one different here - it's game and I don't want to spend much time to follow right grammar, spelling etc. And I'm not native English speaker, I’m European. For you probably very common American English, cause you American, but here we are using Eunglish. :)

So, if you don’t have to say anything related to what I wrote, please don’t bother yourself to visit my topic, because from us both you are the troll. :)

I’ll appreciate it.

Ciao,

Lea

P.S.

This topic is not for kids playing here unfortunately, but mostly to help me as newbie here.

P.P.S.

May I ask you? What is BS?

You obviously confused me with someone else.

Sorry, but I'm not Erotica 1 ever. :)