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Solecist Project
#1 - 2014-04-12 13:14:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
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Thank you everybody for helping me through this really hard time.

Thank you also for letting it reach six pages.

I could have never done it without you.



Special thanks to the ISD who taught me what a lighting rod thread is.
You know who you are. Sadly, I forgot. ... lol


Please remember that every year on your birthday,
you have completed a full circle around Sol.


You'll never ever get me out of your heads.




Just ... look at me!

Or don't! I'm harmfull to look at!




I even tried repairing myself in the character creator ...

... BUT I AM BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR!


And gallente don't even have any great tattoos
I could use to cover up the mess some refuse to call A FACE!


HELL, I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT MYSELF ANYMORE!


WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! :(





Feel free to make fun of me or, if you feel bad enough about my suffering,
please donate to the Solecist Project's ugly duckling repairment fonds!

I'm not sure if there's a chance I can repair myself using a resculpt,
but it might be worth a try!!


IT'S PROBABLY NO USE, BUT YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF SOME PAIN !!



Thanks!!!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#2 - 2014-04-12 13:16:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Tollen Gallen
1st



I have seen road kill with more sex appeal tbh.



I like Bacon.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#3 - 2014-04-12 13:19:16 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
... BUT I AM BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR!
Then you should go full LCO.

Who put the goat in there?
Solecist Project
#4 - 2014-04-12 13:21:00 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
... BUT I AM BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR!
Then you should go full LCO.
What's LCO?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#5 - 2014-04-12 13:24:08 UTC
Tollen Gallen wrote:
1st



I have seen road kill with more sex appeal tbh.



I like Bacon.
You know, that REALLY hurts!

Can't all have a face like you 20 year old princess! :p

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#6 - 2014-04-12 13:24:55 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Shederov Blood wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
... BUT I AM BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR!
Then you should go full LCO.
What's LCO?
Only the most beautiful avatar ever created.

Who put the goat in there?
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#7 - 2014-04-12 13:25:38 UTC
Contact a GM, im sure they will be happy to do something for the community.


Call it a Public service.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Solecist Project
#8 - 2014-04-12 13:26:05 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Shederov Blood wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
... BUT I AM BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR!
Then you should go full LCO.
What's LCO?
Only the most beautiful avatar ever created.
EVEN HER SAD EXCUSE OF A FACE IS MORE COMFORTABLE TO LOOK AT !!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#9 - 2014-04-12 13:27:37 UTC
I have seen worse. I really have. But here, let me turn down the lights. *hits the off switch* There, that is better. Oh, here, take this. Put it on it will help. *hands you a bag* Ok, now we can make sweet sweet love. Shhh don't talk.

"Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."  CCP Navigator.
Solecist Project
#10 - 2014-04-12 13:29:23 UTC
Jamagh wrote:
I have seen worse. I really have. But here, let me turn down the lights. *hits the off switch* There, that is better. Oh, here, take this. Put it on it will help. *hands you a bag* Ok, now we can make sweet sweet love. Shhh don't talk.
Admit it!

I need to pay YOU for this, right? :(

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#11 - 2014-04-12 13:30:37 UTC
And my eyes...

look at my eye sockets!

THEY'RE A MILE DEEP !!!!! D:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#12 - 2014-04-12 13:31:55 UTC
Looks fine to me.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#13 - 2014-04-12 13:33:29 UTC
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down....oh no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today...
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-04-12 13:33:45 UTC
Schiach is relativ. Oba de Tatsache das'd jetzt ausschaust wia da Xenuria - Oida des dad mi steahn.
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-04-12 13:34:29 UTC
I'd have to see you naked before i decide how ugly you are. Blink

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Solecist Project
#16 - 2014-04-12 13:35:10 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Looks fine to me.
Wow hey, long time no see!

And ... YAY A MONKEY LIKES ME!



D:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-04-12 13:36:00 UTC
Now now Sol, its not all bad, dont you know the story of the ugly duckling?



Im just saying, with some luck you will turn into some mutant swan and we will no longer have to look at your ugly face! Big smile














*pats Sol on the shoulder*

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Solecist Project
#18 - 2014-04-12 13:36:10 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
Schiach is relativ. Oba de Tatsache das'd jetzt ausschaust wia da Xenuria - Oida des dad mi steahn.
We're not allowed to post in german, so be warned that they might delete your post.

Whoever you are!


AND YOU'RE RIGHT!!

I LOOK LIKE XENURIA !!

HOLY **** WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: D: D:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#19 - 2014-04-12 13:40:11 UTC
It's Austrian so it's fine, right? Right?

Also, obligatory "Dude... your face!" Shocked
Solecist Project
#20 - 2014-04-12 13:43:32 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
It's Austrian so it's fine, right? Right?

Also, obligatory "Dude... your face!" Shocked
D:

:O

/o\


Oh a mirror.


*looks*


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
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