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SO a lot of people say im "insane"
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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-04-10 12:19:21 UTC
A lot of people say what i do makes me a moron or worse "insane" or "psycho"'. I would like to defend my actions by making a useless post,

Let us begin


"The time were i killed a bunch of people while defending a NULL cannon , then re-arraigned their corpse to spell out "**** off" then proceeded to dress myself in their blood and go on to start killing people with a giant ass rock with nothign but blood as clothing "


First off i like that title... 2nd off i would like to defend this by saying how its effective in scaring away enemy combatants knowing that their bodies are now hanging from a pip with half his skin taken off....I thought skinning them alive would help ,WHICH IT DID!

then i need to show my enemies that i have no fear, so i then strip my armor off and grab the largest rock closest to me an begin rushing enemy combatants down to the ground then proceed to smash his helmet wide open,

This gives them a slow yet memorizing death the next time they come around making them think twice before attacking this point again


"The time i blended a sniper alive then forced him to drink himself after i re kidnap his clone"

Good times.....so my defense for this is the fact that Snipers are assholes, so this sniper kept pissing me off, killing me from god knows were, i then decide "**** this guy" and i begin to find out were exactly he is then try to make my way aroud the battlefield away from the action to his location

found him - choke the **** out of him to a unconscious state, then i lead him off to my little camp that i always set up before a battle...CONCORD for some damn reason makes us all deploy at the same time, so i just set up a camp and have a bowl of soup or some **** while i wait ....
I wonder what i could do besides punching him, because thats not enough to express my displeasure of his actions, then i saw my blender! then i knew what to do! so i proceeded to shove his hand into the blender and slowly blend him....i think his stomach was the last thing i blended,
i now have a smoothy of blood and guts of another man so i think...maybe thats not enough, so the dumbass set up position again in the same place...found him then forced him to drink himself..otherwise i would blend him again, because for some reason he hated that a little to much

"The time i cooked with explosives"

Shrapnel is good on a diet...also my food needed a little boom, THERE I MADE THE PUN

"the time i savored my 10,000 kill"

What? its a milestone that i hit, it was beautiful, i killed like 5 guys with my assault rifle then i ran out of ammo and turned around and stab a guy trying to flank me...then i relished that was my 10,000 kill! so what if i waned to savor the moment, it was a good kill and im damn proud of it....then i have his head on my mantel plate in my study so i remember that day


"the time i killed a Federation Rear admiral then chopped his head off"

It was a contract i gotten from the caldari militia, some target that needed to be taken care of, i accepted and managed to board his megathron, i killed all who got in my way, and that were armed, then i made my way to the bridge and got into a large gun fight blah blah blah, then i was face t face with my quarry...now i thought i knew someone who would love to hang the head on their fireplace.....so i take out my knife and begin to cut off the officers head...sadly he was alive still...so alot of screaming


"the time i force enemies to play chess with me"

I follow my orders and defend what im told to defend, but damn is it boring..so i find ways to keep myself awake and busy...then i thought how fingers would make good pawns in chess...they are identical and ****....so i look at the corpse of a guy i killed while defending..then began cutting pieces off his body..then i carved a chessboard into his back...don't worry i didn't use anyone's **** as a piece...so i have this awesome looking chess board now with pieces...but none of my comrades want to play... so...what if i get a enemy to play...sadly they shoot me on site so i have to convince them that i just awn a friendly game...so hided and waited.then some guy came along so i come up from behind and tackle them...then i never have cuffs on me so ...have to make do and cut his hands off so he cant pick his gun up and attack me

he tells me what he wants to move and il move it for him...we have fun, my jobs alto more fun while defending because of this...alto only scream tho


well there, i explained why im not insane and rather completely normal
DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-04-10 12:27:56 UTC
Don't cut yourself on those edges, Foley.

~Hikari
Anslo
Scope Works
#3 - 2014-04-10 13:38:02 UTC
Don't you ever ******* changes Jonesy. Ever.

@Derprow: pot, kettle, etc.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2014-04-10 14:51:37 UTC
Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Naraish Adarn
Alexylva Paradox
#5 - 2014-04-10 14:57:18 UTC
Foley here just reminded me of why post re-cloning psych-evals are useful albeit annoying and tiresome
Jurou Yuan
Wolfraam 74
#6 - 2014-04-10 14:59:13 UTC
The amount of times you got dropped on your head as an infant must be in the triple digits, Foley.

Can you try and do the same as an adult but with more altitude? Couple thousand feet should do it.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2014-04-10 17:18:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Anabella Rella
Honestly the only thing I question is Jones' taste in women. He could do so much better than that Diana Kim creature he pines for.

Leave the guy alone. Yes, he's certifiably crazy, but he brings a bit of flavor and fun to the otherwise dry same old same old "discussions" in the Summit and IGS.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2014-04-10 17:37:54 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Honestly the only thing I question is Jones' taste in women. He could do so much better than that Diana Kim creature he pines for.

Leave the guy alone. Yes, he's certifiably crazy, but he brings a bit of flavor and fun to the otherwise dry same old same old "discussions" in the Summit and IGS.


Let's just say that we have significantly deviating definitions of both 'flavour' and 'fun' and leave it at that, hmm?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#9 - 2014-04-10 17:44:08 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Honestly the only thing I question is Jones' taste in women. He could do so much better than that Diana Kim creature he pines for.

Leave the guy alone. Yes, he's certifiably crazy, but he brings a bit of flavor and fun to the otherwise dry same old same old "discussions" in the Summit and IGS.


Let's just say that we have significantly deviating definitions of both 'flavour' and 'fun' and leave it at that, hmm?

This.

I am all for a little levity and light-heartedness breaking up the usual monotony of drama and edginess, but Foley's typical repertoire has a tendency to cross the line into the realm of inappropriate.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Trensk Mikakka
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
#10 - 2014-04-10 19:41:45 UTC
I f*cking love you Foley, never change, ever. Screw the rest of them.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#11 - 2014-04-10 21:14:59 UTC
Ask Naupilus if his corp is hiring.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-04-10 22:37:48 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.


We still never had that cook off by the way....
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2014-04-10 23:12:59 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.


We still never had that cook off by the way....


No ****. I didn't become a capsuleer to let something like you into the same room as me without having it put down like a dog. If we ever do a cookoff, I'll be cooking from an entirely different location.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-04-10 23:25:37 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.


We still never had that cook off by the way....


No ****. I didn't become a capsuleer to let something like you into the same room as me without having it put down like a dog. If we ever do a cookoff, I'll be cooking from an entirely different location.


Coward and a **** talker

Lovely combo
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#15 - 2014-04-10 23:38:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Pieter Tuulinen
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.


We still never had that cook off by the way....


No ****. I didn't become a capsuleer to let something like you into the same room as me without having it put down like a dog. If we ever do a cookoff, I'll be cooking from an entirely different location.


Coward and a **** talker

Lovely combo


You're a psychopath and a Duster, you bloody idiot. Me standing in the same room with you is roughly akin to you climbing into a jetcan in space when I'm in a Merlin.

I'm sorry you get all weepy when someone confronts you with a few home truths. If you expected anything else given your history, you really ARE insane.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-04-10 23:44:41 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Let me see... Where do I start?

Firstly, I'd be truly horrified if I thought that half of the things you talk about had actually happened. As it is, most of the 'stories' you tell read like circle-jerk material written by splatter-gore enthusiast teenage boys. Very little to none of it can be backed up by credible sources.

There was another theory, that you were in fact a satirist poking fun at the obsession with flimsily-justified and over the top violence in the cluster, but I discount that theory based on the number of truly asinine and awful things you've been reliably reported as doing, plus I've talked with you and I'm fairly sure that you're nowhere near that intelligent.

So, the question begs, why? You must know that anyone bar the mildest and sanest capsuleer has caused far more death than you could possibly hope to match, even if your travesty of an existence was permitted to endure for a thousand years. Yet here you are, talking about how many people you've ended (although most of them are simply carbon-copy Duster clones) and inventing new atrocities in the attempt to... What? Entertain the local demigods? Shock those who are naive enough to take you at face value?

For me, the accusation of insanity doesn't rest in the things you do, which are for the most part simply juvenile pain-for-pleasure wish fulfillment and a sad attempt at empowerment, but in the fact that you feel the need to broadcast them in this community, where real sharks swim.


We still never had that cook off by the way....


No ****. I didn't become a capsuleer to let something like you into the same room as me without having it put down like a dog. If we ever do a cookoff, I'll be cooking from an entirely different location.


Coward and a **** talker

Lovely combo


You're a psychopath and a Duster, you bloody idiot. Me standing in the same room with you is roughly akin to you climbing into a jetcan in space when I'm in a Merlin.

I'm sorry you get all weepy when someone confronts you with a few home truths. If you expected anything else given your history, you really ARE insane.



Oh spare me the high and mighty capsuleer talk, all i wanted was to have a lovely dinner with people

and here you are insulting me as if your some rebellious teenager going though puberty when im being civilized and nice and just wanting a friendly competition

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2014-04-10 23:52:11 UTC
No, no, no. You opened with a paen to murder and torture. What boggles me is why ANYONE who doesn't have a softclone would want to share an orbital with you, let alone a kitchen.

You really don't get to occupy the moral highground, Foley - because you already burned and salted it.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-04-11 00:00:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
No, no, no. You opened with a paen to murder and torture. What boggles me is why ANYONE who doesn't have a softclone would want to share an orbital with you, let alone a kitchen.

You really don't get to occupy the moral highground, Foley - because you already burned and salted it.


Really? OH REALLY? Murder and torture? tell me Pieter, how many innocent people have you killed? that are baseliners

You shoot down capsuleers and you guys only give a damn about the pilots,

im killing one person, a clone a immortal, you shoot a ship down your killing hundreds of baseliners..some who have families

Sure i killed those 4 guys once, but i made amends because i was not proud of that, so i tryed to make it better, i payed for good barials, i paid their families the salary y they would had gotten in a life time, i made them small millionaires (mainly because i have a little to much money because of my new cappie roommate..)

i did so much work for Lai dai for free.. i tried to maek things btter for those i killed what the **** have you done tho those crew members? the ones you kill and the once who serve you and get killed due to your incompetence

your just as much a murdering scumbag as i am

I know i killed them, but i tried my best to make amends...
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#19 - 2014-04-11 00:03:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Agiri Falken
Foley, let me put this simply... If you expect the universe to move down to a level that's easily manageable for you, just to accommodate this stupid ass display of machismo, you're not insane... You're a ******* idiot. Get over it. The creche is over and done, and all you're proving here is that you can't think beyond your own testosterone. There's soldiers, then there's knuckle draggers. Want to be seen as the former? Stop acting like the latter.

Oh... And I don't think "I tried to make amends" means jack **** when the four in question were Lai Dai security, responding to your dumb ass breaking down the door to someone's quarters, lame brain.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-04-11 00:09:29 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:
, just to accommodate this stupid ass display of machismo,


it never was.....
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