My EVE

Whipped this up a few minutes ago. It's a parody of Jonathan Coulton's 'Want you Gone', from the perspective of a PvE player that got ganked in an ice-field by a rival

Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when we met out
in the ice?

Oh, how you laughed and laughed.
While my ship you were blapping.

Now that it's my turn
I'm not going to be so nice.

You want that killmail?
Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.

We know just what you did
and
Now we only want you gone.

I was a lot like you.
(Maybe not such a newbie).
Now I've got ships and big guns too.
One day they woke me up -
So I could live forever.
It's such a shame I found
the same ice-field as you.

You've had your
kill-mail
posted.
That's what I'm counting on.
You don't know who you messed with
Now my whole corp wants you gone!

Goodbye my worthy foe.
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
If it weren't so sad.
Well you just podded me.
You've got my fleet on you now.
When I explode you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad.

Go pod some more ice-miners.
That's what I'm counting on.
You're someone else's killright.

Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone