Out of Pod Experience

But... you're a University student. Don't you get free condoms? You take the free condoms and trade them for beer. Then you take the beer and trade it for food. Of course, if you get that far, you aint living the University scene quite right...

Since you edited it all out, I'll edit more in
If you are serious, dude you can go weeks w/o food. The longest I've gone is 21-days (starts to get hard at that point). It's only annoying the first few days. As a college student, as you mentioned, best time to learn that a stash of noodles is golden! omg seriously, the laziness of kids these days, can't go out and detail someones car to buy a little food? Incapable of survival. Seriously, go home and learn plumbing good money there. If you did the maths, a plumber only makes a little less than a doctor in a lifetime, adding in all the doctors educational expenses etc. If you can't figure out how to eat, time to switch life plans