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Announcement: God has Given Pleasure Hubs Over to Destruction

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2014-04-01 12:47:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
It's my experience that people who believe in a personified, all-encompassing deity tend to project their personal feelings onto this deity such that it reflects whatever personal virtues or vices they might have. Those, such as the Servant Sisters of EVE, who are generally of an kind, caring bent tend to believe in God as a protective, altruistic being who seeks to shelter all his children from the world's manifold tribulations. Those who genuinely believe, through a lifetime cultural indoctrination rather than out of pure arrogance, that they are superior to other humans tend to believe in God as a stern, fatherly figure who teaches harsh lessons and sometimes has to do things for the benefit of some of his children that they can't understand.

Murderous, genocidal psychopaths, however...

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#62 - 2014-04-01 18:22:32 UTC
Nauplius wrote:

I feel exalted. I feel powerful. I feel closer to God than I have ever been. Do you know the Amarr Scripture that says only when a man is stripped to his very foundations is he closest to God? I now realize that this Scripture, too, has been corrupted by the liberals; the original text meant, "Only when a man has been stripped to his very foundations by being blooded is the man performing the blooding closest to God".

I laugh at those who boast of their own fornication and mock at my lack thereof. In blooding is there pleasure, power, and glory beyond anything you fornicating fools could possibly imagine.


Got it. So you're no more than a common S-M freak who gets off by opening some poor bastard's artery and watching him bleed out. You're one sick f...um, individual.

I'm glad that we finally got to the truth, however. The "prophet" is revealed for what he truly is; nothing more than a twisted little psychopath who needs someone's Type A splattered all over his miniscule manly assets before he can achieve sexual gratification.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#63 - 2014-04-01 18:38:12 UTC
It's such a shame what lengths people are driven to when they discover they can't reliably unholster their laser cannons.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2014-04-01 18:39:47 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
It's such a shame what lengths people are driven to when they discover they can't reliably unholster their laser cannons.


Even if they didn't have one in the first place.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#65 - 2014-04-02 00:34:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Nauplius
Leopold Caine wrote:
Oh, and stay out of our territory.


Having read this, I knew what to do. I loaded up some Nova HAMs and flew out to Molden Heath. Looping around the Region, I sought the elusive "Angel Hidden Den", a known signature for Pleasure Hubs. Finally, in the system Heild, I found my prey, an "Angel Hidden Den" and within — two filthy, vile Pleasure Hubs. Pleasure Hubs that I slaughtered without mercy. The survivors — 10 Marines per Pleasure Hub — were brought back to Mehatoor and (along with a few stragglers I forgot to destroy last time) sacrificed unto a holy and righteous God at the hands of my Ashimmu-class SS Bloodletter. As it shall be at the Judgement, so it is now — none is spared the Wrath of a holy and righteous God. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#66 - 2014-04-02 00:44:03 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
And, no, I have not tried fornicating.


Thank

God

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#67 - 2014-04-02 00:55:33 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
And, no, I have not tried fornicating.


Thank

God

Just while we're on the topic...

If what Mr Nauply says is true regarding his disgust at fornication, and he desires to prove to the IGS, with his own god as witness, the very level of devotion he has then perhaps I have the perfect idea for his next sacrifice.

I call on Nauplius to castrate himself in the name of his God and all that he preaches of chastity.

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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2014-04-02 00:57:35 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
And, no, I have not tried fornicating.


Thank

God

Just while we're on the topic...

If what Mr Nauply says is true regarding his disgust at fornication, and he desires to prove to the IGS, with his own god as witness, the very level of devotion he has then perhaps I have the perfect idea for his next sacrifice.

I call on Nauplius to castrate himself in the name of his God and all that he preaches of chastity.



I believe he took care of that already Ms. Dusette.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#69 - 2014-04-02 01:00:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Ragnar Severasse wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
And, no, I have not tried fornicating.


Thank

God

Just while we're on the topic...

If what Mr Nauply says is true regarding his disgust at fornication, and he desires to prove to the IGS, with his own god as witness, the very level of devotion he has then perhaps I have the perfect idea for his next sacrifice.

I call on Nauplius to castrate himself in the name of his God and all that he preaches of chastity.



I believe he took care of that already Ms. Dusette.

Always figured Mr Nauply had no real balls.

Also, I certainly don't want to see proof. He can keep that sacrifice record off the IGS.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Sanguina Dieudonne
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#70 - 2014-04-02 03:12:34 UTC
Nauplius, you seem to be under the impression that contemporary Imperial beliefs have a place in the Sani Sabik faith. These pleasure hubs are under the control of the Blood Raiders. Sex, debauchery, drugs, hedonism are not sins under the Red God. Weakness is the cardinal sin. If you're looking for things to blood, I recommend a school or convent in the Empire.
The Empire are the heretics. The Amarr Empire is worthy only of destruction. You're confused at the moment. While you're recognizing the fundamental truth of the Red God, you're theology is a mishmash of nonsensical ramblings and remnants of Orthodox Imperial theology. You've just elevated janitors to the most holy of all creation!

Go to Delve and spend time with the Sabik there. There is an abbey that I can recommend, where I spent a good time learning the faith and the truth of the Red God.
Baring that: take some drugs, sleep around, take some time to spend alone and meditate on the nature and mysteries of the Red God.
I would be happy to meet with you in person and discuss theology in person.

Priestess Sanguina Dieudonne, Order of the Chalice
Vulxanis Viceroy
Vicarius Vitae
Khimi Harar
#71 - 2014-04-02 03:40:36 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

Your religion is ****** up and stupid and makes zero god damn sense and makes me wonder how the amarrian race even survived with theses ideals

Also Jamly if your reading this, are we still playing chess Friday?


That is because they are not our ideals.

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Minolea
#72 - 2014-04-02 05:45:50 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Leopold Caine wrote:
Oh, and stay out of our territory.


Having read this, I knew what to do. I loaded up some Nova HAMs and flew out to Molden Heath. Looping around the Region, I sought the elusive "Angel Hidden Den", a known signature for Pleasure Hubs. Finally, in the system Heild, I found my prey, an "Angel Hidden Den" and within — two filthy, vile Pleasure Hubs. Pleasure Hubs that I slaughtered without mercy. The survivors — 10 Marines per Pleasure Hub — were brought back to Mehatoor and (along with a few stragglers I forgot to destroy last time) sacrificed unto a holy and righteous God at the hands of my Ashimmu-class SS Bloodletter. As it shall be at the Judgement, so it is now — none is spared the Wrath of a holy and righteous God. Amen. Amarr Victor.


*sighs, pours herself a shot of Minmatar alcohol*

Another round of Nauply’s numbers, eh?

Forget Nauplius for a moment - there’s something I’ve overlooked in all this and that’s death.

What’s death to a capsuleer? In the literal sense, it’s nothing at all really. The loss of a ship and perhaps a few implants. Some ISK to replace it all. Another clone awakens; the potentially infinite queue of biomass providing us with a one-way ticket to immortality.

What does that do to a capsuleer’s mind though when it simply sees the body as something disposable, something that can be tossed away once it’s been used or worn out or even sacrificed for some arcane purpose? Our consciousness retains its memory, new body arrives, in we go, wake up, but we still feel like crap.

Play with death often enough you might start being afraid of yourself, what you can do. When death stares at someone a certain type of personality might attempt to create a way for it to stop looking at them. In the mind of someone young and inexperienced it may stand to reason that if death can’t see them, then maybe it will go away. This might create an unhealthy paradox for a person in a fragile state, as it generates a fascination with the very thing it loathes. That person can either face it and become unrecognisable, a mere shadow, lose what’s beautiful in their soul, or find another outlet for their fear and lose it anyway … I think … I need another drink …
Cassiopiae
#73 - 2014-04-02 18:09:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Cassiopiae
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Lyckeus Morre
can't do that while warping
Outer Planets Association
#74 - 2014-04-02 19:23:53 UTC
So.... when is this bar opening? And where is it opening at? Will Nappy be there? Nappy, you gonna DJ for us, maybe let your balls drop, err, i mean drop the bass...

If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less...

Dani Dusette
Division 13
#75 - 2014-04-02 19:40:08 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Also, I certainly don't want to see proof. He can keep that sacrifice record off the IGS.

Ha, speak for yourself.

I want evidence either way. If this guy is still intact then I think that needs to change.

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Anslo
Scope Works
#76 - 2014-04-02 20:23:05 UTC
Funny. I live in those areas and have never seen you around them since we started hunting you Nappy. Hmm.

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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#77 - 2014-04-02 20:47:15 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Cassiopiae wrote:

How do you feel, Mr Nauplius, when the blood of your victims fall? A spattering, crimson rain upon your feet?


I feel exalted. I feel powerful. I feel closer to God than I have ever been. Do you know the Amarr Scripture that says only when a man is stripped to his very foundations is he closest to God? I now realize that this Scripture, too, has been corrupted by the liberals; the original text meant, "Only when a man has been stripped to his very foundations by being blooded is the man performing the blooding closest to God".

I laugh at those who boast of their own fornication and mock at my lack thereof. In blooding is there pleasure, power, and glory beyond anything you fornicating fools could possibly imagine.



Only one way to prove this.....

A gladiatorial match were we pit YOU against 26 angry as **** Brutor slaves armed with machetes made out of twisted scrap metal, wearing armored suits that a royal guard would wear , you will have a toothpick, a copy of thethe Pax amarrian and you will wear only your under garments


If you can at least kill 20 of them before dieing a horrific death, i will believe this scripture
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#78 - 2014-04-02 21:28:52 UTC
Orrin Kuvakei wrote:
As a learned Speaker of Truths



I doubt it.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Erin Savonarola
Doomheim
#79 - 2014-04-03 17:43:33 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Orrin Kuvakei wrote:
As a learned Speaker of Truths

I doubt it.

Caldari. Grandson of Sansha Kuvakei. I think you called this one, Lord Admiral. He's just another capsuleer with delusions of grandeur
Wendrika
Doomheim
#80 - 2014-04-04 00:25:15 UTC
Looks like Mister Nauplius is at it again, being his usual mean self. Why are you so evil Mister Nauplius?!