Intergalactic Summit

Hi, i kinda admire how Hethy is a badass, to the point were hes my 3rd most favorite person in the universe


So im kinda waiting fro him to return so i can just enjoy politics again, i mean sure he might be dead or something, but, people can dream

Now please note im not a racist when it comes t bloodlines, just how i picture all this




"its Early in the afternoon on caldari prime, a crowd is gathered around a stage at the memorial in Arcurio as the current president is giving some boring speech about the federation's agenda, just then, lightning hits the stage and the entire crowd panics for a second, but then, the clouds in the sky open a hole up, (or some ****) then, a Winger horse emerges from it, the crowd can only see that there are only two people on that horse

Then, the horse flies down to the stage and lands right next to the current president, Its Tibus Heth and some really attractive Cirvie woman behind him holding on, Tibus Heth is completely ripped, 8 pac and everything, he has long hair at this point, which is just floating in the air due to his power, he has electricity for eyeballs, hes carrying a sword in one hand and the heads of every god to exist (or made up) in the other, he is also wearing only a loincloth so you know hes had to be a legit badass warrior , hes also wearing a necklace made of the tears of those gods in which they begged him to spare them,the necklace also has the single blade of grass that he use to decapitate the Amarrian god


The current president is shitting himself at this epic entrance, Tibus snaps his attention to the president,
He says nothing and just stares into the president's eyes - the president pulls out a gun, but Tibus crushes it using his mind, Tibus then goes on and shoots lightning out of his eyes and fries the president to crisp

Tibus then gets off the horse and walks up to the podium and looks at the crowd before him, the man has to say no words as the entire crowd knows what this means, they all begin cheering, then tibus raises his hand calling for a silence, he then gives one of his epic speeches

which i cant say because i don't know what exactly what he would say here...

After the speech Tibus shoots up into the sky again, goes though the planets atmosphere and enters space, as he shoots up he rams into a Erebus, he cuts into it clean, and the entire titan explodes into a firer y mes, tibus doesn't look back to see it explode, hes on his way to see the empress and talk about how hes gonna fix everything and end the war with the federation by demolishing its forces...

Tibus is sitting in a room along with Empress Jamly, Tibus begins by explaining his plan to rid the universe of the gallenteans , now hes plans were bad back then, but during his time away he perfected a beautiful battle plan, The empress then begins to feel his 8 pac while listening to his plan, He then brushes her off and looks into her eyes with compassion saying how only a caldarian can satisfy him, the empress then collects herself and reruns to her business form and agrees to support Heth's plans


Fast forward


A massive fleet is over the capital of the federation , the caldari fleet demolished all the defenses the federation had in their territory in a total of 1 year, now hes at the capital, they engage in a epic battle, tibus who was in a titan at the time decided to speed up the battle, so he inject himself into the airlock

Nows hes flying around zapping carriers and hijacking frigates and ramming them into battleships, he demolish the last federation fleet n a total of 40 minutes, all 50 titans gone, and a sick killbaord he gets off it all

Now he sends in the dust soldiers to take the surface ( i am there of course) we cut into the last line of defense like melted butter, we then break into the NEW president's office, and we find the president is about to blow his brains out in fear of what we will do, Tibus heth then crashes though the wall and uses his power to take the gun away from him from a distance (( telekinesis! that's what its called..." and crushes it with his mind, We then proceeed to shove a Caldarian flag literally in his ass,

Then Tibus Heth goes to a sandwich shop and eats a badass chicken sandwich



Well! thats how i see this badass coming back

no! just to see Heth come back, thats just how i picture it

plus who said anything about that? i mean war is already been happening, Tibus heth just wants to end it thus ending the Genocide


I mean the federation did kinda ask for a war after they crashed a Nyx into a station and killed thousands of innocent people

Oh yeah, and I'm sorry, but Agri Falken made an ironclad argument as to why no Caldari outside of Ishukone is ever allowed to use that excuse for war ever again.

And this ladies and gentlemen is why you should not use boosters.

Especially before bed time.

Oh hes not a god, hes just a dude he asorbed the powers of the gods after killing them all....hes still mortal and all, but just have most of the abilities of a god




Gotta admit that has to be the most hardcore thing

I think he'd like that.

Enough that that might have been his intention all along.

I'm actually surprised she hasn't stormed in here ranting about this yet.....

Try changing cologne. Maby that will attract her....

to her credit though, she is firm on her belief's and although she talks alot about how she was the destruction of the federation or how she wants gallenteans off of Caldari Prime, she hasn't advocated slaughtering us all-sort of, she's come close

Let me clarify this for you Jones... Any "second coming" of a declared enemy of the State ends with two in the chest, and one in the head. Double tap, dead check, done.