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Jarod Garamonde

Jolly Codgers

Get Off My Lawn

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#41 - 2014-03-28 11:16:02 UTC

Remiel Pollard wrote:

I like to sing to them in local. There's this one guy I'm camping at the moment from a corp called Touch Me There, so I wrote a song just for them.

Touch Me There, can't you see, that I am not afraid

what was that promise that you made?

and where the ****'s my lemonade?

If I feel someone needs to be trolled in local, I'll usually just type the words to Particle Man, by They Might Be Giants. I also link to characters with the names of the people in the song.
Did you know that there are EVE characters named Particle Man, Triangle Man, Universe Man, and Person Man? Freaking brilliant, I tell you.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]

Remiel Pollard

Aliastra

Gallente Federation

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#42 - 2014-03-28 11:29:46 UTC

DeathSinner wrote:

Pfffffffff all you high sec care bears. Make me laugh hahaha

Smacktalk!

Twisted

You should see some of the terrible smack I've been subjected to in low and nul. Some Russian blew me up the other day with his Cynabal and two logi alts (I was solo) and just kept repeating "noob" over and over again in local when we went back with dirty tactics of our own while hiding behind a POS shield.

Poor guy, thinks we'll ignore the POS or something.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Grunanca

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#43 - 2014-03-28 12:20:44 UTC

Remiel Pollard wrote:

Dont smack.. When you talk to them in local, you make them have something to do when not undocked. Meaning they last way longer til they are finally ready to do something stupid and die.

Doomheim 406
Arsine Mayhem Doomheim Likes received: 406	#44 - 2014-03-28 17:52:41 UTC They probably just logged in and left for other things to do just so you could get your amusement. In reality, they are outside painting their house or something similar. Joke's on you.

The Intermediary

Hedion University

Amarr Empire

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#45 - 2014-03-28 17:58:26 UTC

Remiel Pollard wrote:

Everyone has grown accustomed to smack talk. Try being respectful and complimenting their parents and upbringing, they'll never see it coming.

Lucas Kell

Solitude Trading

S.N.O.T.

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#46 - 2014-03-28 18:00:28 UTC

Remiel Pollard wrote:

You don;t since they may feel harassed and thus report you and you'll get banned. Singing = bans, didn't you know?

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Perkone Caldari State 40
Dealth Striker Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 40	#47 - 2014-03-28 19:35:18 UTC "How, if at all, do you smack talk wartargets that don't undock" You come onto the forums, create a thread and try and get sympathy from others. Also, to let others know who is upsetting you. `Striker Out!!`

Mosquito Squadron D0GS OF WAR 481
Kinis Deren Mosquito Squadron D0GS OF WAR Likes received: 481	#48 - 2014-03-28 19:43:12 UTC I always found that image posted in local of the owl looking out from the hole in his tree with the immortal words "Station tank, best tank!" highly amusing, both when camping and when being camped in Not for smack, just for giggles.

MUSE LLP 452
Maxpie MUSE LLP Likes received: 452	#49 - 2014-03-28 21:10:58 UTC I do not smack, but I do enjoy some friendly banter if I'm dealing with people that aren't asshats. No good deed goes unpunished