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Eternal Gratitude Towards CCP Fozzie, Team Five 0 and Team Superfriend

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Nonnak Severin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-03-20 21:24:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Nonnak Severin
The humble Mobile Depot.

Rarely have I encountered something so beautiful.

A kill for discussion.

Without the humble Depot, I would be reduced to blasting someone like a crude animal.

Instead, now there is elegance.

I can destroy someone's ship which has a salvager.

I can deploy a Mobile Depot.

Assuming the salvager drops and I manage to hold the pod (spoiler alert: that happened)...

I can now salvage someone's wreck in front of them with their own salvager.


CCP Fozzie, Team Five 0, Team Superfriend - you all have made me among the happiest of capsuleers. May your future structures bring as much joy to the cosmos and may the spread of dickery be unending.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-03-20 21:35:14 UTC
Nonnak Severin wrote:
The humble Mobile Depot.

Rarely have I encountered something so beautiful.

A kill for discussion.

Without the humble Depot, I would be reduced to blasting someone like a crude animal.

Instead, now there is elegance.

I can destroy someone's ship which has a salvager.

I can deploy a Mobile Depot.

Assuming the salvager drops and I manage to hold the pod (spoiler alert: that happened)...

I can now salvage someone's wreck in front of them with their own salvager.


CCP Fozzie, Team Five 0, Team Superfriend - you all have made me among the happiest of capsuleers. May your future structures bring as much joy to the cosmos and the spread of dickery be unending.


You can't tell because it's the internet, but I'm tearing up at the beauty of this post. You are my hero.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#3 - 2014-03-20 21:35:53 UTC
Only one word comes to mind at this point... Lol ... Ok ok i know its not really a word :p

Fuckin hillarious

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#4 - 2014-03-20 21:37:29 UTC
if a gun drops you can blow up their frozen corpse with it.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
Nonnak Severin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-03-20 21:39:21 UTC
The abject humiliation from doing a pve activity in front of them seemed enough, but you're right.

Hell, one could even equip their awful weapon and blast apart a held pod for added misery.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#6 - 2014-03-21 04:28:39 UTC
Nonnak Severin wrote:
The humble Mobile Depot.

Rarely have I encountered something so beautiful.

A kill for discussion.

Without the humble Depot, I would be reduced to blasting someone like a crude animal.

Instead, now there is elegance.

I can destroy someone's ship which has a salvager.

I can deploy a Mobile Depot.

Assuming the salvager drops and I manage to hold the pod (spoiler alert: that happened)...

I can now salvage someone's wreck in front of them with their own salvager.


CCP Fozzie, Team Five 0, Team Superfriend - you all have made me among the happiest of capsuleers. May your future structures bring as much joy to the cosmos and the spread of dickery be unending.



You Sir have just won Eve.

Funny stuff.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#7 - 2014-03-21 05:48:52 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Nonnak Severin wrote:
The humble Mobile Depot.

Rarely have I encountered something so beautiful.

A kill for discussion.

Without the humble Depot, I would be reduced to blasting someone like a crude animal.

Instead, now there is elegance.

I can destroy someone's ship which has a salvager.

I can deploy a Mobile Depot.

Assuming the salvager drops and I manage to hold the pod (spoiler alert: that happened)...

I can now salvage someone's wreck in front of them with their own salvager.


CCP Fozzie, Team Five 0, Team Superfriend - you all have made me among the happiest of capsuleers. May your future structures bring as much joy to the cosmos and the spread of dickery be unending.



You Sir have just won Eve.

Funny stuff.


not empty quoting
Anomaly One
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-03-22 03:38:44 UTC
LOL

Psychotic Monk for CSM9 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=326497 you want content in highsec? vote Monk
CCP Lebowski
C C P
C C P Alliance
#9 - 2014-05-06 10:23:12 UTC
I think I speak for us all when I say that this is awesome, and exactly the kind of hilarious emergent activity that we were hoping for from these structures. Thanks for sharing! :D

CCP Lebowski | EVE Quality Assurance | Team Five-0

@CCP_Lebowski

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#10 - 2014-05-06 11:57:22 UTC
Nonnak Severin wrote:
poetry



Dat Noctis.

Is that...is that....a cloak I see?

Oh.

Oh my.


What?

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Kristalll
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-05-06 13:53:44 UTC
CCP Lebowski wrote:
I think I speak for us all when I say that this is awesome, and exactly the kind of hilarious emergent activity that we were hoping for from these structures. Thanks for sharing! :D


I don't know. Kind of looks like torture to me.

Maybe we need to consult Ripard teg.

“Die trying” is the proudest human thing.
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2014-05-06 16:50:42 UTC
Kristalll wrote:
CCP Lebowski wrote:
I think I speak for us all when I say that this is awesome, and exactly the kind of hilarious emergent activity that we were hoping for from these structures. Thanks for sharing! :D


I don't know. Kind of looks like torture to me.

Maybe we need to consult Ripard teg.


CSM < CCP Dev

I'd like to hear him justify how this is harrassment with a blog post lol

Thank me later :D
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-05-06 19:52:29 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
CCP Lebowski wrote:
I think I speak for us all when I say that this is awesome, and exactly the kind of hilarious emergent activity that we were hoping for from these structures. Thanks for sharing! :D

Came to berate someone for necro posting...

Sees that its a CCP Dev...

Backs away slowly.

Seriously though, I love MTU's. They're so much fun to steal from.

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Nonnak Severin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2014-05-07 20:30:29 UTC
CCP Lebowski wrote:
I think I speak for us all when I say that this is awesome, and exactly the kind of hilarious emergent activity that we were hoping for from these structures. Thanks for sharing! :D


Mostly excited for the expanded range of siphons discussed previously. That will make for some high-quality rage.
Drunken Angel
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2014-05-20 01:43:04 UTC
Nonnak Severin wrote:
The humble Mobile Depot.

Rarely have I encountered something so beautiful.

A kill for discussion.

Without the humble Depot, I would be reduced to blasting someone like a crude animal.

Instead, now there is elegance.

I can destroy someone's ship which has a salvager.

I can deploy a Mobile Depot.

Assuming the salvager drops and I manage to hold the pod (spoiler alert: that happened)...

I can now salvage someone's wreck in front of them with their own salvager.


CCP Fozzie, Team Five 0, Team Superfriend - you all have made me among the happiest of capsuleers. May your future structures bring as much joy to the cosmos and may the spread of dickery be unending.


This is beautiful