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STAY TUNED SPACE BROTHERS!
Im currently just nutting out some details with vince, and will be posting the nc. corp recruitment thread shortly. With the days counting down to the great war to end all wars, vince is looking to mass bump up our alliance numbers! speacial benifits and signing/performance bonuses will be forthcoming!

On behalf of Van Diemen's Demise leadership I'm pleased to unveil a new and unique corp service.

As you all know, spending many late nights on comms doing move ops or playing DayZ tends to create a special bond with your corpmates. It's only natural that these ties grow stronger as ever increasing trust is invested each other over time. Before too long - and this is particularly true in a nurturing and supportive corporation like VDD - people begin to divest a great deal of their personal burdens in the hope of finding solace and understanding among their spacefriends.

It seems one issue has come up - almost to a man - amongst VDD members... sexual dysfunction.

It's with this in mind, and with the blessing of Dark Razer and Luskan Telamon (two men who are no strangers to this scourge), I'm proud to announce that MADMUZ will be assuming the role of VDD's Sexual Health Counsellor.

If any members of VDD - past, current or future - are affected by:

• Sexual desire disorder
• Erectile dysfunction
• Premature ejaculation
• Sexual pain disorder
• Hypoactive sexual desire disorder
• Sexual aversion disorder
• Dyspareunia
• Vaginismus
• Sexual dissatisfaction
• Anorgasmia
• Sexually transmitted diseases
• Inadequate vaginal lubrication
• Unhappiness or confusion related to sexual orientation
• Transsexual and transgender related issues
• Persistent sexual arousal syndrome
• Post SSRI Sexual Dysfunction
• Sexual addiction
• Hypersexuality
• Genital self-mutilation

Please come and seek him out in Dr. Muz's Dong Clinic in the VDD section of NCdot TS. All sessions are strictly confidential although they may be recorded and uploaded to Soundcloud for training purposes. Muz knows all too well what you're going through, having endured most if not all of the conditions listed above, but despite his suffering he's willing to put his issues on the back burner to help you with yours.

For a limited time Muz will be extending this service to non-VDD members. If you have any of the conditions listed above, send an in-game evemail to "MADMUZ" outlining the nature of your situation in extensive detail and he will enter into a rigorous dialogue to help you overcome your affliction.

Bam you forgot the ever present Sandy Vagina

And bump, we are still looking for pilots. apply on the forums as soon as you can!

Uncle Bongy, now that I can fly an Exhumer can I come back?