Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Hello space friends,,

Its uncle bongy, your favorite vdd corp diplo and recruitment officer.

I am excited to announce that Van Diemen's Demise, is changing the way we operate, and changing direction, to encapsulate all that eve has to offer!

You may know us as the best pvp corp in the game, the stout defenders of Autz, and the scourge of the cfc, the boogyman in mittani's closet, and the guy in the bushes outside your moms bathroom window. We are those things of course, but now, due to the relaxation of allowed corp activities by vince draken, Due to the fact that we are the best corp in nc., and now the most titan heavy we can offer the follow activities.

* Access to any ratting space currently held by n3, or n3 renters. We dont make you cta or paplink like some "0.0" sov alliances. You wanna rat, then rat, if some nc. peanut says something, you refer them to uncle bongy, and ill sought it out

* Daily rorqual boosted mining ops, run by our mining director gorgof Intake, not only does he look stylish in rl in a dead animal hat and a choker chain, he is also the best mining fc in the game bar none.

*Market manipulation classes, and free isk to get u started. We show you the proper way how to screw over the rich idiots in nc., its very rewarding, as bitter vets even get more bitter, our market Dontshootmepls, can show you all the tricks and dirty tricks he uses to fleece the mindless n3 flock.

*NEW*, our corp ceo, kryptyk, also runs a pimp high sec missioning corp, and will provide free pimp ships and specialist training, to have you smashing those caldari lvl 4's, to keep that wallet ticking over when goons are cloaky camping our ratting space.

*specialist pvp ..................... COMING SOON

*PVP* - we will show you every which way to whelp ships, out lead fc team, including spotlessblade, Luskan, mudmuz and our head FC gorgof intake are some of the best in eve, with more deaths on evekill then test and brave alliance combined.

*CAPITIAL OPS*, when we do stock fuel, we do lots of capital ops, our super pilots regulary top 200 structure and pos mods kills a month

*SUPER AND TITAN SUBSIDY*
When you app on the forums, please list your super/titan capable mains, and if determined that you have at least jump cal 4 and the carrier skill book/titan skill book, then kryptyk through eve-bet will pay 50% of the cost of a super/titan.

We are a very social corp, we had 30 people at the aussie evefest downunder this year, and spin the bottle in dark razers hotel room was the best moments of my life. We encourage all people to join and have a chat on comms, we DISLIKE TROLLS and OMG SRS SPACESHIP talk, we are family friendly, pg rated on comms, and ever mindful of who could be listining.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR!
# 15m skillpoints
# can fly t1 cruisers, and t1 mining barges
# working microphone and headset/speakers
# willing to learn all aspects of eve
# wont laugh or cry when you hear vince draken rage in his barely understandable welsh drivel.

WHO TO CONTACT
please dont send the inital mails to me, as im snowed under with the other aspects of eve diplomacy, please contact in evemail or even invite to a chat our head recruitment guys

*Dark Razer (head recruitment and social interaction officer)
*Rattman (also known as wikipedia)
*Jaxey ( weird hybrid of welsh/scots and a kiwi)

HOW TO APPLY
*go to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php and apply in the vdd recruitment thread.

BUT IM NOT AUSTRALIAN, BUT WOULD LOVE TO JOIN NC.
its understandable that you wish to be part of the best corp in eve, but to be truthful, we dont have a great deal of content generation as a corp out side of au/early russian tz.

So, i have cut a deal with white aero, ceo of burning nalpam, that will except by proxy, U.S and euro tz candidates, please send him an evemail and directly app to https://ncdot.co.uk/forum.php under the sm3ll (burning napalm) section.


Us in vdd wish you the best of luck in any path you choose in eve, hopefully, we can help lead you down that path.

Love and best wishes
Bongy
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Don't forget to tell them about our ship for corpses program..

And our FC 'Top Gun' school, complete with Titan access and intel on current super ops so you will never miss a fight.

This corp sounds interesting.

Do you have a special entry program for Torres Strait Islanders?

No possible good can come of this. I'm predicting Wormy 2.0

Great bunch of neckbeards to waste your life with.

I'm just frankly astounded that we haven't merged yet.

Van Burning Demise would be EVE's premier corporation for in-closet gays and Harry Potter enthusiasts the world over.

join vdd! because you didnt want that dread anyway =P

Who told you about my special wand?

I guess this means my idea about having the corp fund lots of ship re-painting didn't get up?

I was hoping that I'd have a fleet of police pursuit comets that I could use while we were role-playing as concord highway patrol.

We are working on this. MadMuz will soon launch his 1 slide PPT course: "VDD comms and you - a sensitivity workshop".

It will address heaps of issues like:
- being less unintentionally offensive to our USTZ brethren
- comprehending a minimum of 50% of what Xious says on comms
- when calling someone "mate" is and isn't offensive (e.g. because they're a Sheila)

Stay tuned for future workshops:
- STDs: when oversharing has a double meaning
- How to wear the VDD T-shirt correctly (and what accessories make you look like an idiot)
- Titan piloting: the Steve Irwin method