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Limerick Contest

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Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#101 - 2014-03-18 22:34:04 UTC
Oh Dinsdale Pirannha, hey!
This Limerick contest, come play!
Bring vocab so smart
And posting so tart
You could gain some credit this way!
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#102 - 2014-03-18 22:49:10 UTC
In the dark stalks a tiger deadly
A ships klaxons, her choicest medley
One false move and then BANG!
Your cold corpse she will hang
Penny's collection must flow redly
Grivan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#103 - 2014-03-18 22:56:26 UTC
Mining with my toons
when jumped by typhoons
all my stuff
now space fluff
oh grr Goons!
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#104 - 2014-03-18 22:56:30 UTC
There once was a boy,
He cooked up a nasty surprise,
But it blew up in his face,
And now his dream dies,
But wait... there's more...

A sly Marmite leader made him his toy,
And asked for billions more isk from outer space,
Our Goblin friend said how great!
He continued writing for his master like a whore,
The rest of the universe with their jaws agape.


Ok that's a rough draft, be back later.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#105 - 2014-03-18 23:12:47 UTC
erotica 1 is a ****
her glory hole made my **** itch
she took all my isk
(at least all I risked)
and she's not worth the time to finish this limerick

Little Things to improve ≡⋁≡ | My Little Things posts
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#106 - 2014-03-18 23:12:54 UTC
I follow the robo blogger Jester
As he pontificates on the weather
(That's a coy euphemism
For the enthusiasm
He shows as a TLDR stresser)
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#107 - 2014-03-18 23:21:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Xanadu Redux
Once a goblin named Gevlon came calling
He smeared Goons, RVB set to mauling
The GRR POCOs by day
So Marmite came to play
Now we drink up the forum tears falling
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#108 - 2014-03-18 23:27:06 UTC
Xanadu Redux wrote:
I struggle with EVE character names
Pronouncing and syllable games
I think Nicen Jehr
With typical flair
Falls into a similar vein
I started quite luckily in that
N's midway through the alphabet
NICE-en or NEES-in
NJ's also pleasin'
But don't call me NICK-en, f.dat

Little Things to improve ≡⋁≡ | My Little Things posts
Sarhyl Connaly
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#109 - 2014-03-18 23:42:43 UTC
Eve Online is a game without walls,
But this freedom contains painful falls;
Such as learning curve: rough,
meta-game: rather tough,
And controls like a kick to the balls.

I write Afterburning Weasels.

We're all faffing about. Why not enjoy it?
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#110 - 2014-03-19 02:38:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
'Twas a Quafe drinker named Nick-en
Thought Erotica 1's avatar quite kickin'
I shouted wait a nip
Put rubber on the tip
Before you risk to put your díck in


"cleaner" version, whatever that means:

'Twas a soda quafer named N.J.
Erotica 1's beauty held him at bay
I advised him he should
Put one over the hood
Before his hey hey touch that va jay jay


yet another twist:

Nicen Jehr did woo with a flair
"Erotica 1, this night will you share
"With my ISK and I
"Dinner I will buy"
But Erotica said "You don't measure up, to be fair"

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#111 - 2014-03-19 02:50:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Point and click spaceships is awful they said,
So went to play Hangar Offline instead!
The hangar was glitchy,
The forums were bitchy,
I wonder if my biomassed Eve toon is dead?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ralen Zateki
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#112 - 2014-03-19 05:02:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralen Zateki
WoW player's ship went up in a puff
WoW player cried about PLEX in a huff
He came to the forum
Most said "poor him"
But Ralen just said "Can I has all your stuff?"
Cara Forelli
State War Academy
Caldari State
#113 - 2014-03-19 12:52:25 UTC
A rare ship I followed from Hek
And soon I would orbit his wreck
The stargate I jumped through
Scram, web, and then pew
The system, alas, was high-sec

Want to talk? Join my channel in game: House Forelli

Titan's Lament
Glor Thindel
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#114 - 2014-03-19 13:27:18 UTC
There once was a poster from TEST,
Who thought he could rhyme with the best,
But his limmericks were pap,
He filled pages with cr*p,
And just wouldn't give it a rest.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#115 - 2014-03-19 13:38:23 UTC
There once was guild in the mountain,
They decided to come down to Foutain
They blew up some ships,
Sent TEST to Highsec in crypts,
And now TEST farms FW to plow a ton.

Ok, needs some work....

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
RaZZZZia
Bundesanstalt fuer Materialforschung und -pruefung
#116 - 2014-03-19 15:06:37 UTC
Its bad and made while visiting the throne on paid time but lets throw this in here:


Some corp was camped by some deccer
He annoyed everyone with his swagger
His smack in local got fouler
I ganked him in a hauler
To be honest I never felt smugger
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#117 - 2014-03-19 15:07:58 UTC
There was a player Googling for a game
But he just couldn't remember the name
He saw an ad
'This game looks rad!"

He thought he clicked on the one for a themepark
But instead it was the one above, a game cold and dark
He mined all day
Til the gankers came to play
And then cried right here
and all of GD started to sneer
So he quit the game
And he will never be the same.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#118 - 2014-03-19 16:34:28 UTC
Why do they always spam New Topic in GD?
Why cant they use Search or Google? Beats me!
Is always a repost,
Another gripe, or blatant shitpost,
That why we need Unsuccessful at Everything!


I once ganked a freighter in Balle,
Who raged in local "Ill report you all!"
When I saw him again,
He brought seven friends,
Now their corpses are adorning my wall!


Why is it so hard to open a door?
Trapped in my room, im getting so bored!
You give me clothes for my Barbie,
Yet no paint for my Harby?!??!?
If WiS ever gets finished ill be floored!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#119 - 2014-03-19 17:05:34 UTC
Of these limericks, none other than mine are neater
Although many others here may be sweeter
I read over my lines
In my head several times
At least mine follow the rhyme and meter

Other limericks here may be fouler than cleaner
With lines in them that are ruder and meaner
But there's more to writing lines
Than using "bad" words at times
Not that I'm saying mine are better, just that the rest here aren't exactly great either.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#120 - 2014-03-19 17:27:49 UTC
I wrote a long poem that needs some touching up.

Is there a GM or Dev that I can send the pastebin to so he can pass it around the office for ideas?

It would generally be considered "NSFW" but I think you'll all enjoy it!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.