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Limerick Contest

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#81 - 2014-03-18 19:46:54 UTC
Twas a Gallente lass named Jen Takhesis
Smacktalk was her game, other toons her thesis
She wrote one or two
About me and you
While her ships were blown to pieces

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2014-03-18 19:52:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#83 - 2014-03-18 19:56:29 UTC
Carriers and dreadnoughts and titans, oh my!
Can each be flown with only one guy
Their warp speed is slow
But with jump drives show
That a fast ship isn't enough to get by

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#84 - 2014-03-18 20:02:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Lachra
I'm finding out space is real big
And it's best if you're flying a frig
The warp speed is great
And the fights are top rate
But the best thing is its' small sig
Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#85 - 2014-03-18 20:15:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Lachra
Oh, Massive Scordite!
Harken to me
Through the song of my mining lasers
Star bright, star cracked orb of rock!
Hast thy asteroid been depleted so fast?
Say, "nay"!
For I have not yet smoked the swansong of my mining quota
And the blue tulips doth proclaim my hold is full!

:Clap of thunder, fade to black:

Anonymous
The Lobsters
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2014-03-18 20:30:49 UTC  |  Edited by: The Lobsters
Red versus Blue as you know,
Slug it out every night, blow for blow,
But when wartargets appear,
They never falter nor fear,
They steam in and cry,
"Tally ho!"

That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim.
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#87 - 2014-03-18 20:33:24 UTC
The ten year old EVE playerbase
Knows the devs' deliberate pace.
But COD pros
And TMC trolls
Shout "Look at DUST's terminal phase!"

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Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#88 - 2014-03-18 20:39:30 UTC
The mercs want to see some progress
Maps, modes, PVE and markets
But the common refrain
On the blue post pain train
"You'll have to come ask at fanfest"

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Braccer
Saints Of Havoc
#89 - 2014-03-18 20:48:48 UTC
I had one hell of a fright,
much to redemptions delight.
A camp of flashy red lights,
oh this is going to be a painful night.
Greygal lead us to on hell of a fight.
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#90 - 2014-03-18 20:48:55 UTC
I surely can write these all day
The OP may read in dismay
The syllable count
Is flexible now
Oh right the EVE topic - too late

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Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#91 - 2014-03-18 20:52:46 UTC
Some general info on limerick construction: http://whvvugt.home.xs4all.nl/Archives_TCCMB/Limericks/Structure.html

And entry 2:

Capsuleer, wormhole here, come and PVE
Look inside, sail my tide, bounty harkens thee
Stay aligned, alert, ready
Flee from rats, fast and deadly
Capsuleer, death is here, ‘ware the PVP
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#92 - 2014-03-18 21:13:29 UTC
There once was a pilot so BRAVE
His girlfriend couldn't get laid
Her flirtatious cooing
Disrupted his pew-ing
Until one eventually caved

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#93 - 2014-03-18 21:19:04 UTC
There is a man in Jita who doubled my ISK,
I did it three times with absolutely no risk!
When the Bonus Room came,
I gained notoriety and fame,
Because now pictures of me covered in mayonnaise exist!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#94 - 2014-03-18 21:22:15 UTC
Look, Xanadu (bravest of posters)
Is trying to educate most of us
But capsuleers gen'rally
Take criticism badly
ESPECIALLY the EVE forum warriors

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Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#95 - 2014-03-18 21:34:56 UTC
The robot called CCP K1
Is plotting for CCP Dolan
To get blapped by a drone
With an out of date clone
Thus usurping his dev position

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Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#96 - 2014-03-18 21:42:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Xanadu Redux
Nicen Jehr wrote:
Look, Xanadu (bravest of posters)
Is trying to educate most of us
But capsuleers gen'rally
Take criticism badly
ESPECIALLY the EVE forum warriors


I struggle with EVE character names
Pronouncing and syllable games
I think Nicen Jehr
With typical flair
Falls into a similar vein
Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
#97 - 2014-03-18 21:45:10 UTC
There was once a thread on the forums
So bad that i spewed so hard i pooped a little
true story





Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
#98 - 2014-03-18 21:58:10 UTC
I squandered my fortune large
intended for my shipping barge
on ISK lottery
from Games B-I-G
Now I'm working militia Sarge
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#99 - 2014-03-18 21:58:39 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is a man in Jita who doubled my ISK,
I did it three times with absolutely no risk!
When the Bonus Room came,
I gained notoriety and fame,
Because now pictures of me covered in mayonnaise exist!



mmm

I approve of this message!

Hot

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#100 - 2014-03-18 22:15:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
not an original, but a parody of Old Woman in a Shoe

There was an old carrier who lived in Otou
Had so many fighters didn't know what to do
She sent them to HED
With nary a dread
They spanked them all soundly and made them go dead

EDIT: 100!

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."