Crime & Punishment

Sometime you just have to wonder if pilots in eve do their homework before they attempt something in EVE. In this case Basgerin Pirates did not.

Story

Late night after a hard days work smoking a joint (my typical evening) and I decided to do some mining since I just cashed in my SOE LP's for some SOE BPC's. Logged my alt Christy D Floyd and stuck her ass in her orca and undocked. Nothing strange in local warped both pilots to my nice little mining spot and proceded to mine away. Opened 3rd screen and logged world of tanks and started to have fun with a TD sniper.


All of a sudden I see littel red boxes on my other screen so I tab over and low and behold 3 cats are attempting to gank me in a .5 system. Five seconds in and my shield is barely down 10%. I see that im alligned but then I decide lets see if they can actually pop me. Shield hits 50% and then POW concord rapes these fools and I just laugh. I see a chettah on grid but I dont know if its one of their alts or just watching the show either way I dont care I proceed to loot all the wrecks. So to add insult to injury I get all their loot and trash talk them in local.


Their response was "we were just testing concord" which gave me a great laugh. So Basgerin Pirates this is an open invitation/taunt/ for you to come back and try again you scrubs.


Basgerin Pirates you are horrible gankers do all of eve a favor and stay in lowsec or biomass please.

Did you get on any of the KMs with your drones? That's always a bonus.

Well this is basically a thread asking to be ganked lol..shame im not lowlife enough to bother doing this

Oh boo
If you were true with your mettle you would kill him
To mock shows that you are not worthy of a condescending deluge of foulness
Get ard and kill him lest it be known that your blasters be weaker than your pansies
(seriously they need water man, they arent a water free species)

Please purchase a mining permit to continue your illegal operation in James 315 territory

So its been a couple of days still mining yet no attempt. Either 1. these fails don't read the forums which is what I am assuming or two they just don't have the balls, either way I don't see that corp lasting much longer. As for the drones on the KM no I am sorry I actually had mining drones out lol I know nobody uses them and I was hoping some rats would atleast blow them up for me.

or three nobody actually thinks your pathetic mining vessel worth ganking. or four, we have been busy ganking capital ships because we CAN. Either way, purchase your mining permit it's only 10million isk per year.

My good friend, a few brothers and I have a small wager in progress that will, if you are willing, require some participation from you.

Would you please adjust your portrait, so that we may gauge the angle at which your forehead slopes backward?

My thanks, in advance.

/B

Thriving even. Seems there is a never ending supply of miners without permits. We shall persevere though.

From my experience ( i have ganked mackys before in cats ) you only need 2 t2 blaster fitted cats or 3 t1 blaster cats to kill a untancked mack in 0.5.. thinga might have changed since then.. but still..those guys really did something wrong