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...In Which Ye Hero Conquers Back The WiFi And Rescues The Google

Author
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-03-14 14:43:17 UTC
All Praise Ye Hero!

I wish I was a female so I could bear his children.

Failing that, I wish I had a sister so he could become my brother-in-law.

Failing that, I wish I had a daughter so he could become my son-in-law.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-03-14 15:40:53 UTC
He really sounds like the convenience store guy in Family Guy.

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