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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-03-13 18:08:53 UTC  |  Edited by: RomeStar
When posting on these forums you see alot of similar posts with alot of similiar replies. After awhile one has to wonder why cant we have a standard reply like one of the emoticons so we can spew our hatred alot faster. A good example and proablly one of the most common threads is the typical "Im quitting EVE screw you all" which inevitably recieves the standard reply of "Can I have Your Stuff?"

Sometimes these forums can be more fun than the game itself and yet not evey eve players flys the EVEO and partakes in Forum PVP. We need more trolls and hatred on these forums it is seriously lacking these days. Of course the sewage that you spue here should not violate EULA or forum rules so keep your feet just inside the line.


We need a list of the most common replys that are developing today and in the past so we may cut and paste them or just flat out steal them and educate those players who post and actually dont expect any negative replies. Maybe if they see this list and see similiar replys in their post they wont feel so bad and understand it is an EVE standard to talk trash on the EVEO.


Warning: If you offend easily cannot take critisicism or generally too nice of a person to be disrespected or insluted I would advise that you stay off these forums for it could alter your mentality for the rest of your life.

Kill Them All

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PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#2 - 2014-03-13 18:13:43 UTC
So....................can I have your stuff?
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#3 - 2014-03-13 18:15:03 UTC
K

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#4 - 2014-03-13 18:21:21 UTC
HTFU man
Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
#5 - 2014-03-13 18:28:07 UTC

Learn to Search.

HTFU

Your stuff, can I have?

Your idea is terrible!

No.

Wrong Forum Section.

IB4L

QQ

Delicious Tears

Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-03-13 18:29:10 UTC
Do you have a forum posting permit? You may avoid noncompliance by purchasing an indulgence for 10 million ISK per forum alt.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#7 - 2014-03-13 18:35:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Chribba
If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (note that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;

Bump[br] - 135,173
bump - 124,667
[br] - 45,147
up[br] - 29,769
sent[br] - 24,236
up - 18,872
bump[br][br] - 9,175
daily bump[br] - 8,280
sent - 7,135
Bump.[br] - 6,928

So it's safe to say, without linebreaks (the br) bumping is by far the most common post...

/c

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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#8 - 2014-03-13 18:47:19 UTC
Chribba wrote:
If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (note that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;

Bump[br] - 135,173
bump - 124,667
[br] - 45,147
up[br] - 29,769
sent[br] - 24,236
up - 18,872
bump[br][br] - 9,175
daily bump[br] - 8,280
sent - 7,135
Bump.[br] - 6,928

So it's safe to say, without linebreaks (the br) bumping is by far the most common post...

/c

That's not exactly fair or interesting, because literally every thread in the character bazaar has multiple of these.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#9 - 2014-03-13 18:58:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Chribba
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Chribba wrote:
If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (note that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;

Bump[br] - 135,173
bump - 124,667
[br] - 45,147
up[br] - 29,769
sent[br] - 24,236
up - 18,872
bump[br][br] - 9,175
daily bump[br] - 8,280
sent - 7,135
Bump.[br] - 6,928

So it's safe to say, without linebreaks (the br) bumping is by far the most common post...

/c

That's not exactly fair or interesting, because literally every thread in the character bazaar has multiple of these.

May not be fair nor interesting indeed, but it's the actual numbers...

edit/running numbers for GD only...
edit2/ok that's sad... bump is the most in GD as well

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voetius
Grundrisse
#10 - 2014-03-13 19:02:14 UTC

F&I is that way ->

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2014-03-13 19:03:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
OOPE is that way >>>>
biomass yourself
Lazy Eagle
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-03-13 19:20:41 UTC
Can I ~bump~ your stuff?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2014-03-13 19:23:48 UTC
INB4 the lock.

Stealth "Nerf Highsec" thread

AFK Cloaking is working as intended

Show us on the ship doll where those ebil gankers touched you.

Did we really need another thread on this?

Post with your main.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Yarda Black
The Black Redemption
#14 - 2014-03-13 19:28:56 UTC
"No"
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#15 - 2014-03-13 19:32:38 UTC
GrrGoons

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-03-13 20:22:13 UTC
"Soon™"

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Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-03-13 20:26:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Christopher AET
The most common reply should be this duck


Duck

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.

Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#18 - 2014-03-13 20:27:13 UTC
my favorite response is "lolno"

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Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#19 - 2014-03-13 20:30:52 UTC
You thought you'de get praised for this. You were wrong.
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-03-13 20:32:13 UTC
Ah you git you edited it. nvm.
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