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Beware! Waxing Fusion is an AWOXer
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Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-03-12 23:28:24 UTC
Greetings miscreants and legitimate business-persons.

I would like to inform you of an AWOXer called Waxing Fusion. It's a fairly new character so no doubt it is but one of many alts.

This person joined our corp, then after looking rather innocuous and mining with us in a retriever he warped out and back in flying a gnosis with a friend (and very possibly his main) Krig Povelli in a neutral repping Auguror and began attacking an Orca and a Mackinaw.
The Mackinaw got away but the Orca was scrammed and i was asked to pay a ransom fee (which i did 234 mill). After i had paid i was told to jump out of the Orca and into a noobship so they could destroy the noobship as some odd show for his bosses.
Although this was a blatant attempt to just steal the orca and pod me.

In the end, i managed to break the lock on the Orca by jumping in a domnix and medium range equipped with as much ECM on it as possible with ECM drones, all ships got away.

Just thought i'd tell you.

Oh and don't employ this person (unless of course you're persons of dubious moral fiber yourselves)

Fankyoo!
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#2 - 2014-03-12 23:38:44 UTC
Thanks to your quick thinking, new recruits will flock to your corp and be safe.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#3 - 2014-03-13 00:16:07 UTC
Hmm...

You claim Waxing Fusion is awesome, then fail to provide evidence.

You provide an elaborate story to explain why you have no lossmails to post as proof.

I think you are a Waxing Fusion alt, and are lying to make your new alt seem more impressive than he/she/it actually is.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-03-13 00:26:34 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Hmm...

You claim Waxing Fusion is awesome, then fail to provide evidence.

You provide an elaborate story to explain why you have no lossmails to post as proof.

I think you are a Waxing Fusion alt, and are lying to make your new alt seem more impressive than he/she/it actually is.


Hmm, not sure this is allowed but...

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

and they're not awesome, they're very naughty.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#5 - 2014-03-13 00:31:07 UTC
Rhatar Khurin wrote:
and they're not awesome, they're very naughty.


Then you should spank them rather than posting fake chat logs.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-03-13 06:38:20 UTC
Didn't enjoy this. Poor attempt to steal the Orca and waxing fusion comes across as a bit whiny and needy. Too long on the nipple, I fear.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7 - 2014-03-13 14:35:41 UTC
Read the carebear diary thread for EVE fanfiction ideas.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#8 - 2014-03-13 15:18:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Shederov Blood
"Waxing Fusion" is anagram for "Awoxing is fun" by the way.

Who put the goat in there?
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#9 - 2014-03-13 15:27:51 UTC
Ahhh, Krig Povelli.

Ol' Krig is/was the CEO of Mickey Mouse Club last time I checked........you can probably expect a wardec heading your way soon.

I think MMC is still around....after their last sexy time messing with BAW they may have fell apart, which would explain why Krig is trying to be sneaky sneaky instead of just deccing you.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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Jonestu
Royal Khanid Fleet Auxiliary
#10 - 2014-03-13 15:32:40 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
"Waxing Fusion" is anagram for "Awoxing is fun" by the way.

That just makes this even better!

6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number Dubbed Not-A-Carebear by Malcolm Shinhwa A carebear's diary

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#11 - 2014-03-13 15:42:11 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
"Waxing Fusion" is anagram for "Awoxing is fun" by the way.


Yep, spat out my coffee when I read this.

Whomever did this, kudos.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-03-13 16:15:09 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Ahhh, Krig Povelli.

Ol' Krig is/was the CEO of Mickey Mouse Club last time I checked........you can probably expect a wardec heading your way soon.

I think MMC is still around....after their last sexy time messing with BAW they may have fell apart, which would explain why Krig is trying to be sneaky sneaky instead of just deccing you.


Indeed, we recieved a wardec about an hour ago from Mickey mouse club.

Shederov Blood wrote:
"Waxing Fusion" is anagram for "Awoxing is fun" by the way.


LOL! If only i had levelled up my anagram skills.
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#13 - 2014-03-13 17:38:46 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
"Waxing Fusion" is anagram for "Awoxing is fun" by the way.
Now that's some quality input. Shocked

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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#14 - 2014-03-14 00:36:42 UTC
Wox on...Wox off

No trolling please
Robbie Robot
Exiled Kings
Pain And Compliance
#15 - 2014-03-14 03:20:56 UTC
I am disappointed. An Augoror? He should have used a Exequror. Also, you should PvP more. If you just had one blackbird, or falcon, you could have avoided all of this. As a CEO you should have two accounts, and if you are 'indy' you should have your secondary have a falcon with recon to 5, and ewar skills to 4.

One of the many adages in EVE might be "It isn't paranoia, someone IS trying to get you."
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-03-14 14:04:18 UTC
Robbie Robot wrote:
I am disappointed. An Augoror? He should have used a Exequror. Also, you should PvP more. If you just had one blackbird, or falcon, you could have avoided all of this. As a CEO you should have two accounts, and if you are 'indy' you should have your secondary have a falcon with recon to 5, and ewar skills to 4.

One of the many adages in EVE might be "It isn't paranoia, someone IS trying to get you."


I can fly all of those things on this character, unfortunately Taal my mining alt does not quite have the same diversity. but funny you should mention it as they are training caldari cruiser 4 as we speak.